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GM: You eventually hit about 200 yards away, and hear the fat man start to scream a really loud howl that echoes across the planes. GM: "YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
 * Preacher draws a Colt in his right hand and holds the reigns with his left.
 * Cassidy has his shotgun ready.
 * Zach stops and pulls aside the trail letting everyone pass him.
 * Preacher rides toward him, keeping his eyes peeled for any of the evils.
 * Cassidy says fuckit and rides real fucking fast at him.
 * Zach closes his eyes and plays a game of chance where no one can see, cards apearing in his hands accompanied by bolts of static and flinging sparks.

Zach rolled -+ 5 2 2 2 +- Result -> 5

GM: The rest of you hit the foot of the plateau. GM: For a shot, its about 70 yards straight up, and you really don't have a shot from this angle. GM: You hear his voice though, if that helps. GM: He starts to say, "Welcome to my nightmare...wahahahahahahahaha!" Preacher: (("And I looked and beheld a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.")) GM: Alright, Preacher, roll Knowledge.
 * EvanSB rides a few feet behind and to the left of Preacher.
 * EvanSB pulls out his rifle.

Zach rolled -+ 1 2 10 3 +- Result -> 10 Zach rolled -+ 4 +- Final Result -> 14 Preacher rolled -+ 5 6 6 8 +- Result -> 8 Preacher rolled -+ 6 +- Final Result -> 14

GM: Preacher, that voice sounds damn familiar, only it's really raspy and bouncy now. Preacher: ((FUCK!)) GM: hehe Preacher: "BARNEY!!"
 * Preacher rides like the devil toward the fat fucker.

Zach rolled -+ 3 3 2 +- Result -> 3

GM: You'd have to ride upwards, which is pretty damn hard. GM: Zach, you see him fly backwards, everyone hears an "EEEEIIIGGHHHHH!"  ((YAR!!)) GM: It's basically a vertical climb. Preacher: ((Any way AROUND it?)) Zach: "Want up?" Preacher: "Zach?" Preacher: "...Yes." GM: Everyone hears a loud gargled moo. GM: To the east, from the heard of cows. EvanSB: "Horsie?" GM: From a bit closer, you notice these cows are not at all 'well'. Zach: "Not sure if I can do this... I'll try" Preacher: "..." GM: Some cows have extra body parts, most are so deformed, you probably wouldnt classify them as cows. Preacher: "Have faith, kid."
 * Zach drops his cards.
 * Zach rides up to Preacher.
 * Cassidy looks in that direction.
 * Zach leads Preacher over to the cliff.
 * Cassidy looks in what way the cows are not well.
 * Preacher goes with Zach.
 * Zach tips his hat over his eyes as sparks fly from his hands and flash as a hand of poker appears in them.

Zach rolled -+ 6 5 10 2 +- Result -> 10 Zach rolled -+ 3 +- Final Result -> 13

GM: Preacher, cards appear in Zach's hand and you start to lift, about 5 feet up, you wobble around uncoordinated and fall. GM: Preach, you land on your back
 * Preacher says a small prayer.
 * Preacher tries to land.
 * Preacher grunts loudly.
 * Cassidy watches the fuckedcows warily.
 * Zach sighs and wipes sweat off his brow.
 * Preacher looks at Zach.

EvanSB rolled -+ 3 2 2 +- Result -> 3

GM: Evan, you grab a chunk of the cliff-face, and start to climb, but the rocks crumble beneath your hands.

EvanSB rolled -+ 1 4 3 +- Result -> 4

Zach: "I can try again, won't be any easier." GM: One of the cows stares at you with bright red eyes. Smoke billows out of his nostrals, and he paws the ground with his fore-foot.
 * Preacher stands, nodding.
 * Cassidy cocks his shotgun.

Zach rolled -+ 4 4 6 2 +- Result -> 6

GM: "MMMM-ggg-gggg-oooooo" Preacher: "C'mon, we'll try and find a way around!"
 * Zach shakes his head.
 * Preacher mounts his horse quickly.
 * Zach nods.
 * Preacher slaps the reigns and begins to ride around the cliff on his FAST horse.

GM rolled -+ 9 6 +- Result -> 9

GM: Group: The angry cow breaks out in a sprint at you, flame starts to scar the ground as he runs over it, like a blow torch. His tail stiffens up and foreward like a scorpion's.
 * Zach tries to keep up with Preacher.
 * Cassidy follows them.
 * Cassidy changes his mind and blasts the cow with both barrels.
 * Preacher has broken from the group and is trying to find his way up to Barney.

Cassidy rolled -+ 3 8 10 9 +- Result -> 10 Cassidy rolled -+ 10 +- Result -> 10 Cassidy rolled -+ 8 +- Final Result -> 28

GM: ((Holy fucking shit)) GM: ((You guys really suck.))

GM rolled -+ 12 6 6 +- Result -> 12 GM rolled -+ 4 +- Final Result -> 16

GM: The shotgun blast blows straight into its side and knocks it over. His legs flop up clumsily in the air, and he makes another gurgle moo, struggling to get up. A bright reddish/orange substance spills out of his neck, steam rises from the ground. Preacher: ((How much farther around?)) GM: ((Pretty far.)) Preacher: ((As in..?)) GM: ((It's about a mile around.)) Preacher: ((Mmrrr... ok)) Preacher: ((Thank God i got a fast horse.))
 * Cassidy reloads.

EvanSB rolled -+ 2 6 2 +- Result -> 6 EvanSB rolled -+ 1 +- Final Result -> 7

GM: Evan, you get a good hold of a rock and start to scale. GM: They all graze in the feild. The mean one gets up, and looks at you timidly. GM: "Mmmmmggggoooo..." GM: Preacher, you manage to find a small nitch that goes in a steep incline upwards. GM: The rain is getting harsher, it pours down that nitch like a stream through a rain gutter. GM: This will take a very good nimbleness roll.
 * Zach is following after Preacher on his slow horse, trying to keep his sillouhette in sight.
 * Cassidy watches the other assorted cattle.
 * Preacher halts his horse and tethers him to a rock.
 * Preacher holsters his pistol and begins moving up.

Preacher rolled -+ 1 3 1 +- Result -> 3 (Gone Bust) Preacher: ((FUCK)) GM: You start up it and get about 4 yards off the ground, before a huge gush knocks you on your back and slides you down like a 'wet slide'. GM: You should have worn your bloody clothes, they'd be clean by now. GM: Cassidy, actions? GM: Evan, you're pretty high up, about 30 yards, almost half way. The mud makes it really hard to climb, but you're managing to do so. GM: Zach, you catch up with Preacher. GM: Roll it again.
 * Preacher is washed out, getting up when he can, soaked in mud.
 * Preacher tries again, attempting to fight the current, determined to get to that fat fucker.

Preacher rolled -+ 8 3 8 +- Result -> 8 & 8 Preacher rolled -+ 5 3 +- Final Result -> 13


 * Zach wonders if he still has that card in his hat.
 * Zach then moves his arms around, shooting some sparks and again cards appear in his hands.

Zach rolled -+ 8 10 6 3 +- Result -> 10 Zach rolled -+ 9 +- Final Result -> 19

GM: Zach starts to asend the cliff, but flops around like a wet fish and falls. GM: Preacher, you've made it about 15 yards up, roll nimbleness again. Preacher: "Keep tryin' kid!"
 * Preacher fights the rushing current, muddy water coating him.
 * Zach gets back up and drops the cards, then draws a new hand, a more intense look on his face.
 * GM is feelin' evil.

Preacher rolled -+ 4 1 1 +- Result -> 4 Zach rolled -+ 3 4 3 9 +- Result -> 9

GM: You start to slide down again, clutching onto the root like hell, you manage to loose many feet, but not hit the bottom. GM: Zach raises about two inches, then sparks shoot out of his hand, and he touches the ground again. His mojo isn't working well tonight. GM: Evan you are at about 50 yards, roll another climbing test, this'll be the last one... GM: cough
 * Preacher yanks hard, trying to regain footing and continue his ascent.
 * EvanSB keeps climbing carefuly.
 * Zach pulls his hat back and hooks his thumbs in his suspender straps, looking into the rain.

EvanSB rolled -+ 4 1 3 +- Result -> 4

GM: Evan, you grab a rock that breaks off the cliff face and almost loose your balance, you drop the rock behind and look down, realizing how far up you are. You cling tightly to the slippery rock you're standing on. Ill let you try to redeem yourself in a few moments, after a guts check. GM: Cassidy, the devil cow looks angry again, and he looks at you with glaring eyes, but not moving. EvanSB: ((One skill I really needed but couldn't afford. First one I am buying.))
 * Cassidy points the shotgun at him.
 * Zach looks into the rain, extends one hand and draws more cards in a cloud of blue sparks.

Zach rolled -+ 8 7 8 5 +- Result -> 8

GM: ((You always can try to climb like a normal person...)) Preacher: "C'mon kid!" GM: Cassidy, the cow looks at you, and starts charging again, its horns swinging wildly and fire shooting out of his nose.
 * Zach actualy doesn't draw cards... just wishes he did.
 * Zach deceids to kick some dirt.
 * EvanSB struggles to hold on, not thinking about down.
 * Zach sighs and starts climbing.
 * Cassidy fires again.

Cassidy rolled -+ 8 8 4 7 +- Result -> 8 GM rolled -+ 7 6 5 +- Result -> 7 GM rolled -+ 7 8 4 4 +- Result -> 8

GM: You shoot the devil cow and he doesn't even take notice, he plows into you and slams you into the wall with his powerful neck, he then swings his tail at you and misses, but it gets stuck in the rock face by your head. GM: He struggles with it for a few seconds
 * Cassidy fires the other barrel at its face.

Cassidy rolled -+ 2 10 5 3 +- Result -> 10 Cassidy rolled -+ 4 +- Result -> 14

GM: Evan, roll Guts. If you dont have Guts, roll spirit.

GM rolled -+ 5 4 1 +- Result -> 5 EvanSB rolled -+ 9 +- Result -> 9

GM: You shoot the bull in the face, and it goes "MGGGGRRRROOOO" and it spills orange crap everywhere. Steam rises from wherever the orange stuff hits, including the rock face. EvanSB: "I will make it to the top..." GM: Evan, you get the guts and start to climb again. Roll climbing. Preacher: (("AHHHHHHH!!!!")) GM: Cassidy you reload. GM: Preacher, Nimbleness.
 * Cassidy rolls to the side.
 * Cassidy reloads when he can.

EvanSB rolled -+ 3 5 1 +- Result -> 5

GM: Evan, you start to scale VERY slowly, but scale nonetheless.
 * Preacher continues to push himself up the incline.
 * Cassidy steps back a bit and blasts the cow again.

Preacher rolled -+ 6 8 8 +- Result -> 8 & 8 Preacher rolled -+ 2 3 +- Final Result -> 11

GM: You shoot the cow, the tail flies out of the rock and it stops moo'ing. GM: Preacher, you start to climb again. Cassidy: "Jesus." GM: Zach, actions? GM: Climbing the wall, or walking in the niche? Zach: ((Niche.)) GM: Cassidy, it doesn't move, but you see a small glob of orange blood get on your boot, it starts to burn through. GM: Zach, Nimbleness.
 * Cassidy nudges it with his boot.
 * Zach decides to start climbing.

Zach rolled -+ 1 6 1 6 +- Result -> 6 & 6 Zach rolled -+ 5 5 +- Total -> 11

GM: Cassidy, the stuff washes off, and there is a small hole in your boot. GM: Zach, you start going up it, catching up with Preacher. GM: Right now, Zach and Preacher are at 30 yards up, Evan is at 55. GM: The thing goes up to 70. GM: Cassidy, there's a tree by the heard of cows. GM: Most of the cows run. You've apparently killed the Head Honcho. GM: Roll climbing. Preacher: ((Don't hurt yourself old man!))
 * Cassidy yells, "SHIT!" and stomps his boot in a nearby puddle.
 * Cassidy looks around for a tree.
 * Cassidy walks towards the cows, and fires his shot gun in the air a bit above them.
 * Cassidy climbs up the tree.

Cassidy rolled -+ 4 +- Result -> 4 GM: Cassidy, you grab on the lowest branch, and your back gives out. "Ugh" you can't seem to get any higher, the toes of your shoes scrape the ground. Preacher: ((LOL)) Preacher: ((rofl)) Zach: ((LOL!!)) GM: ((lol)) Preacher: ((ROLFMAO)) GM: Don't hurt yourself now... GM: Roll it if you wanna try again. GM: Not from here. Preacher: "You alright, kid?!" Zach: "I'm ok." GM: Preacher, Zach, you get to about 50 yards. Evan, you struggle at the top and grab onto the ledge. GM: ((LOL)) GM: I'll give that to you. There is a birdlike cow, who's been mutated to a cow with feathers and wings. Preacher: ((!)) GM: It makes a moo-like chirp. Preacher: (A mirp.)) GM: Yep. GM: It looks at you. "CAW CAW! Moooo!" and it munches grass. GM: Evan, you crawl over the edge. You stand up triumphantly. GM: Evan, done. GM: Cassidy, you hand it a sugar cube and it looks at you as if to say 'got any seed'? GM: Evan, you see a big fat man lying on the ground. He looks pretty dead. GM: Preacher, Zach: Nimbleness.
 * Cassidy mutters, and tries again.
 * Cassidy looks to see if he can see Mondo the Fat Man.
 * Cassidy looks to see if any of the cows have wings.
 * Cassidy walks towards it.
 * EvanSB struggles up, trying to get away from the edge.
 * Cassidy feeds it a sugar cube.
 * EvanSB crouches low and draws his rifle.
 * EvanSB checks around for anybody.
 * Preacher pushes himself as hard as he can.
 * Cassidy thinks.
 * EvanSB sneaks over to him.

Zach rolled -+ 6 3 1 6 +- Result -> 6 & 6 Zach rolled -+ 2 4 +- Final Result -> 10

GM: Zach, you keep pushing.

Preacher rolled -+ 6 8 3 +- Result -> 8 Preacher rolled -+ 2 +- Final Result -> 10

GM: Preacher, you keep pushing. GM: Evan, you walk over to him. It's a VERY fat guy with face paint on. He's wearing only a leather loin cloth, and has several bullet holes in his body. He looks VERY dead at this close. GM: Cassidy, you jump onto it. It looks back at you. GM: "MMmmmIRP." GM: "MMMMIRP!" GM: It hops around on its hind legs. Preacher: ((LOL!!)) Preacher: ((HAHAHAHAHHA)) GM: You get off the cow and walk away. The cow looks at you for a moment later and flies off. Preacher: ((lololol)) Preacher: ((the cruelty)) Zach: ((rofl))
 * Cassidy jumps on the flying cow.
 * Cassidy boots it in the sides.
 * Cassidy gets off, looks around, brushes himself off, and walks away whistling.
 * Cassidy shoots the cow.

Cassidy rolled -+ 2 2 10 2 +- Result -> 10 Cassidy rolled -+ 5 +- Final Result -> 15

GM: You shoot the cow, you see it flutter around and plummit downwards into a cactus patch. GM: It goes, "mmmmmMmMmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMM #splat#" GM: You look up the side of the cliff: Preacher, Zach, and Evan are climbing the cliff. The other 15 guys are laughing at you. Preacher: ((LOL!!!)) GM: Preacher, Zach: you make it to the top. GM: Barney is there bleeding through many holes, holding Evan by the throat with one of Evan's guns to his head. "Well well well, we meet again..." GM: Evan is in front of him. Preacher: "You still stink, Barney." GM: "Hey, you ain't exactly 'fresh' yeerself, my little cully." Preacher: "What're you talkin' about?" GM: "Im sayin ya reek, meatbag!" Preacher: "..." Preacher: "We both have the guns, Barney. How about that duel?" GM: Cassidy, you jump, and you almost make it, but fall short about 300 feet. Preacher: ((lol)) Preacher: "Well, Barney?" Preacher: "How about it?" Cassidy: "So.. who's up for some poker?" GM: Cassidy, the men all look at you and nod, they get out playing cards. GM: "You and I is part of the same stew, meatbag." GM: "You shouldn't hate." Preacher: "What the hell are you talking about?" GM: "Im sayin t'wasnt nice fer ya ta shoot me."
 * Cassidy reloads, smooths his hair, and goes to look for the others.
 * Cassidy doesn't even try climbing the fucking cliff.
 * Preacher looks around, drawing both Peacemakers in a flash.
 * Zach looks for cover.
 * Preacher levels both of his pistols at Barney.
 * Preacher narrows his eyes.
 * Cassidy jumps real high to get over the cliff.
 * Cassidy starts playing.
 * Zach's eyes slit as a hand behind his back begins to spark.

Zach rolled -+ 4 5 5 1 +- Result -> 5

Preacher: "I waited for you up on that hill, you didn't come back." Preacher: "You're just lucky I didn't get to finish the job." GM: "Didn't wait long enough." GM: "Took me awhile to climb out. I don't know how long I was down there either, meaty." Preacher: ((Can I get a shot at his head?)) GM: Yeah, but if you miss, Evan dies. Preacher: "Put the indian down, Barney." Preacher: "You got no reason to hide behind something now." GM: "Why would I do's that? You'd just gun me down. An' I think you know how ta get rid o' me for good." Preacher: "I'll give you your draw."
 * Zach draws cards behind his back.
 * Preacher narrows his eyes.
 * Cassidy keeps playing poker.

Zach rolled -+ 6 9 9 3 +- Result -> 9

GM: "Why is we fightin' anyway? We should be pardners, chief." GM: Cassidy, roll Gambling. Preacher: "It's hard enough for me to look at you, stiff." GM: "You aint exactly de...uhm...president yourself, lad!"

Cassidy rolled -+ 4 2 2 3 +- Result -> 4

Preacher: "Still the same coward you were in life it looks like."
 * Preacher levels his pistol at Barney's head.

GM rolled -+ 6 5 +- Result -> 6 GM rolled -+ 3 +- Final Result -> 9

GM: Cassidy, you loose 50 cents in the first hand.
 * Cassidy stays in.

Cassidy rolled -+ 6 2 6 6 +- Result -> 6, 6, & 6

GM: "An you still de same pig-headed fuckface you was too."

Cassidy rolled -+ 3 6 6 +- Result -> 12 & 12

GM: ....

Cassidy rolled -+ 6 6 +- Result -> 18 & 18

GM: !!!

Cassidy rolled -+ 2 1 +- Final Result -> 20

GM: Fuck it, Cassidy, you won 25 bucks. GM: The rest of the guys quit. Preacher: "There's a difference, I'm still livin'." GM: "Ahhh, dats what you tink." GM: "Now, I t'ink you should let me go, or your indian friend dies..."
 * Preacher narrows his eyes, "So you can continue to terrorize Burmington?"

Zach rolled -+ 3 +- Result -> 3

GM: "I don't give a fauk about Birmington. I got bigger plans." GM: Barney yanks Evan by the shirt, and yells at Zach. "Where you goin shortstuff! We just gettin' started!" GM: Preacher, Barney starts edging toward the cliff face. "Im leaving, bitch. 'ta!" GM: He's dragging Evan with him, though. Preacher: "Go on you fucking coward." Preacher: "Let him go." GM: He smiles a rotted tooth smile. GM: "Not until I'm sure I'm safe." GM: He gets to the edge and says, "You're as human as I is, and I'm gone."
 * Preacher lowers his pistol slowly.
 * Zach puts his hands behind his back again, and they begin to spark.

Zach rolled -+ 7 1 1 2 +- Result -> 7

GM: "Anything you's want to say to me?" Preacher: "Let him go, fat man."

Zach rolled -+ 7 7 6 2 +- Result -> 7

GM: He grins again. GM: "I'll survive this, lets see if he can!" He throws Evan's gun to the side and leaps off the cliff, pulling Evan off with him. GM: Too far away. Preacher: "NO!!" Preacher: ((Is he falling into the valley our group is in??)) GM: Yep. GM: Cassidy/Monty: Rreacher's voice echoes through the vally, "SHOOT HIM IN THE HEADSHOOT HIM IN THE HEADSHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD..." GM: Zach, you get a cinimatic scene of Evan reaching towards the sky in vein with terror on his face. You also see Barney implode on the ground. Preacher: "C'MON KID!!" GM: Cassidy, you approach the fat man, he is bubbling basically, and starting to regenerate as you look at him. You shoot him in the head and he stops. Cassidy: "Too bad about that redskin." GM: Preacher, you slide down pretty damn fast. You hit the mud puddle at the bottom, spraying it for many feet. GM: ((Everyone report this to Evan for me: "Although the doctors were certain it was the fall, it was his attitude about it that got him killed") GM: Zach, you exit the mud puddle, all your clothes are soaked in mud, except your duster which doesn't even have water on it. GM: Preacher, you're there now. Cassidy: "That about wraps that up." Preacher: "Quiet, old man..." Monty: "M...may I ask what just transpired..?" Cassidy: "I just won 25 bucks in poker." GM: Charlie, a handlebared mustache guy comes up and says, "I think they just killed the cultist chief..." Monty: "I see..." GM: Zach, you see Zoltar fly into view, squaking like mad. GM: "Barney" doesnt exist anymore. Only a mud puddle with liquified bits in it. Preacher: "I'm sorry, Evan..." Preacher: ((That's a hangin' crime, boy!)) Preacher: ((Plus my particular horse is smarter n' that.)) GM: Zach, Preacher's horse doesn't move, only looks at Preacher questioningly. Preacher: "..." Zach: "GAH!!!" Preacher: "What is it?" Preacher: "WHAT IS IT, ZACH??!" Preacher: "Shit." GM: All the other men get on their horses and follow cue. Riding north towards town. GM: The rain starts to part, the dawn shining through. Preacher: ((You DID know about the monsters.)) Zach: "LI.... THE TOWN!" GM: You see Burmington in the distance. The men are hootin' and hollerin'.
 * Preacher watches him.
 * Preacher bolts forward grabbing for Evan.
 * Zach tries to grab Evan with whatever force his phantom fingers can muster.
 * Preacher runs toward the side.
 * Cassidy looks at the shape falling down the side.
 * Preacher screams down to the men, "SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!"
 * Zach runs to the edge of the cliff.
 * Monty looks up at the request for violence.
 * Monty stands as someone is about to hit the ground assumingly nearby.
 * Cassidy walks up to Mondo the Fat Man when he impacts and blows his head off.
 * Preacher bolts back the way he came, sliding downhill with the current at rapid speed.
 * Monty is a rather short, small statured Negro male, wearing a white shirt and dark grey pants. Monty is wearing a pair of small bifocals and suspenders as well.
 * Cassidy does it again for good measure.
 * Monty looks around, confused.
 * Zach runs after Preacher and slides down after him.
 * Preacher trudges through and untethers his Horse With No Name, slapping the reigns and riding like the devil toward the others.
 * Zach hits the bottom and stands, wiping his duster clean.
 * Monty just looks confused.
 * Zach pulls his hat back on his head, making sure the card is still in place, and hops on his horse.
 * Cassidy stands over the remains.
 * Monty walks over as well.
 * Preacher jumps from his horse, running up between the two bodies.
 * Zach rides his horse back after Preacher.
 * Cassidy chuckles.
 * Preacher looks at Evan, his features hidden in darkness.
 * Preacher draws his right Peacemaker and empties the cylinder into what's left of Barney's skull.
 * Monty jumps.
 * Preacher lowers it slowly, the barrel smoking.
 * Monty looks at Preacher questioningly.
 * Zoltar arrives at the group.
 * Zach looks at Zoltar.
 * Zach hops off his horse and hops onto Preacher's, "Need to borrow this!"
 * Zach hops back to his horse and rides it really really fast.
 * Preacher holsters his pistol.
 * Preacher grabs Evan's body and brings it with him, layed over next to his bedroll.
 * Preacher takes his munitions as well, pulls the saddle from Evan's horse and slaps its hind quarter.
 * Zach likes how everyone will just follow a 13 year old at the drop of a hat.
 * Preacher rides, quickly catching up to the group and passing them.
 * Preacher rides up beside the kid, "What is it?!"
 * Zoltar caws and flies towards town.