Logs-Socks1of2

Session Start: Thu Nov 25 02:42:52 1999 [02:42] *** Now talking in #killin [02:43] *** SuperFly` has joined #killin [02:43] *** SuperFly` is now known as Judas [02:44]  Send chars [02:44] *** GM sets mode: +o Judas [02:44] *** Zach- has joined #killin [02:44]  I dont have any characters, ey [02:44]  ......... [02:44]  ....... [02:44]  You kidding me, right? [02:45]  What happened to milo? [02:45]  Well... hmmm [02:45]  Milo is retired or occupied or something [02:45]  Yeah, hes up to Johnson status [02:45]  He doesnt do normal runs any more [02:45]  Who cares, that'll be his last run, for an old friend [02:45]  ((yes, his, last run *EVIL LAUGHTER*)) [02:46]  lemme put on my mood music [02:46]  ((No GM can kill Milo.)) [02:46]  ((Hell, most players cant kill milo)) [02:46]  ((I'm just kidding, I never kill pcs, unless the really asks for it)) [02:46] <Zach-> ((Cept some mages and killing machines.)) [02:46] <GM> Milo, you choke on a twinky [02:47] <Zach-> Maybe FenixHawk [02:47] <GM> Roll body, TN 1000!! [02:47] *** Zach- is now known as FenixHawk [02:47] <FenixHawk> !dice 13 1000 [02:47] <GM> FenixHawk rolled -+ 14 7 1 2 5 1 3 5 1 5 1 4 3 +- Succes -> 0 [02:47] <GM> Milo Rolled -+ 28100 27492 1839 172651 38918216 +- Succes 5 [02:47] <FenixHawk> lol [02:47] <GM> Well wadayaknow [02:47] <GM> Nywayz, send me your char [02:48] * GM thinks [02:48] *** GM sets mode: +o FenixHawk [02:49] -> *x* topic S-run, Now with 25% more sensless gore [02:49] -X- SYNTAX: topic [02:49] *** GM changes topic to 'S-run, Now with 25% more sensless gore' [02:50] <GM> K, lemme think [02:50] <GM> Any suggestions? [02:50] <GM> What kinda run are in da mood for? [02:50] <Judas> violence [02:50] <Judas> this is Judas [02:50] <Judas> >>=) [02:50] <Judas> and i got Ozzy playing for mood music [02:51] <GM> Obviously [02:51] <FenixHawk> I got nothing against violence, with an honorable goal and some chivalrous deeds [02:51] <GM> K, well, what are you doing at the moment? [02:51] <GM> FenixHawk: You're screwed, I'm in da mood for some pointless killing [02:52] * Judas is either drinking, chilling, clubbing, partying, busting heads, or fucking some little girl's brains out. [02:52] <FenixHawk> Well as long as Im fighting the man then [02:52] <Judas> ((or all of the above)) [02:53] <GM> K, Judas, You're at the laundromat since you washer broke down [02:53] * FenixHawk is either training, studying, creating art, or watching over the little girl he protects. Not fucking her brains out.... [02:53] <Judas> "Fuck..." [02:53] * Judas wishes life was a porno. [02:53] <Judas> ((can i be fucking the little girl's brains out?)) [02:53] <Judas> ((if she's not too little that is)) [02:53] <GM> ((No, you're washing your clothes)) [02:54] <GM> ((You've done your bleach, but now you're out of quarters)) [02:54] <FenixHawk> ((How little is too little?)) [02:54] * Judas sits in his slippers, reading "Home & Garden", watching his whites. [02:54] <FenixHawk> ((NO YOU CANT!)) [02:54] <Judas> "Double fuck." [02:54] <GM> FenixHawk, you're creating what you call art [02:55] <GM> The phone rings [02:55] <GM> The phone rings!! [02:55] * Judas checks to see if anyone's watching before punching out the coin holder and taking 4 quarters. [02:55] * FenixHawk furrows his brow and walks over to the phone with a paintbrush in his hand and an easel in the other, he sets down the easel and turns on the phone [02:56] * Judas whistles and he puts on his colors, tossing his whites in the dryer. [02:56] *FenixHawk* Do you use the optional two melee weapon style in FoF? [02:56] <GM> Judas, roll strenght, ...oh wait.. forgot your arms... Judas, You f**k the machine up good [02:56] -> *FenixHawk* ........................................no? [02:56] <Judas> ((muahahah!)) [02:57] <GM> "..........hello?" [02:57] <GM> *It's your fixer* [02:57] * Judas goes back to his fascinating article on how Gengeneered tulips can be used as home protection. [02:57] <FenixHawk> "Good evening, this is Fenix" [02:58] <GM> "Ha...Yes, You busy?" [02:58] <Judas> ((damn, if Judas had hair, he'd have hair rollers in)) [02:58] * FenixHawk thinks for a second "No" [02:58] <GM> "Good, good, you looking for some quick and easy cash?" [02:58] <FenixHawk> "How?" [02:59] * Judas has replaced his normal garb with a maroon bathrobe and blue slippers. [02:59] <GM> "A run, obviously" [02:59] <Judas> ((but still strapped)) [02:59] <Judas> ((and armored)) [02:59] <GM> Judas.... You're bunch is over... GOD!!! You lost a sock [02:59] <FenixHawk> "I am willing to meet with Mr Johnson" [03:00] <Judas> "Triple fuck." [03:00] <GM> "Good, 1 hour, Mr Willy's hot ass, be there" [03:00] * Judas searches for it. [03:00] <Judas> ((lol)) [03:00] <GM> You can't seem to find it [03:00] <FenixHawk> "Allright" [03:00] * FenixHawk disconnects [03:00] * Judas decides someone must pay, looking at the clientel. [03:00] <GM> "Oh on more th/" [03:00] <GM> ((LOL)) [03:01] <GM> You see 2 old ladies [03:01] <Judas> ((hahah, some big dude in a bathrobe punching people out)) [03:01] <Judas> "..." [03:01] <Judas> "Hey, you got any crackers?" [03:01] <GM> "Huh....no dear..." [03:01] <Judas> "Seen a sock around here?" [03:01] <Judas> "Looks like one of these." [03:01] * Judas holds up his lone sock [03:02] * GM she looks at the socks for a while [03:02] * FenixHawk shrugs and walks over to his lap top turning it on and booting up his low tech version, strictly non hip, matrix with the funky glasses and gets directions to "Mr Willy's Hot Ass" [03:02] <GM> "Gee.... no...." [03:02] * Judas frowns and begins digging through the dryer. [03:02] <GM> "But it's a pretty sock" [03:02] <Judas> "Gotta be around here somewhere..." [03:03] <GM> You really can't seem to find it [03:03] <Judas> ((damn, no college student or punker? rats....)) [03:03] <GM> ((Newp, 2 old ladies)) [03:03] * Judas spits and curses, smiling at the old ladies when his fit is over. [03:03] <GM> Your phone rings [03:03] <GM> ((You have a cell, right?)) [03:03] * Judas pulls it out his clothes basket and answers, "Judas." [03:04] <Judas> ((aye)) [03:04] <GM> "Yes, may I speak to bubba please?" [03:04] <Judas> "Fuck Bubba, this is Judas, why the fuck are you calling me?" [03:04] <GM> ".....Cuz... I have your sock!" [03:04] <Judas> "..." [03:04] <Judas> "FUCK YOU!" [03:04] <GM> ((LOL)) [03:04] <Judas> "WHERE IS IT YOU BASTARD?!" [03:05] <GM> "Willy's hot ass, be there, 1 hour....*click*" [03:05] * Judas looks around furiously, checking for anyone with a phone. [03:05] <Judas> "..." [03:05] * FenixHawk washes the paint of his forearms, gathers his gear, including his grenade launcher (he senses the gods want for random violence), and tells Nicolette he will be away for a while, and to make sure not to let the place go to the abyss while hes gone, and feed the dog [03:05] <Judas> "That's it.." [03:06] <GM> ((I really am in a weird mood 2day)) [03:06] * Judas storms bakc to his doss and puts on some real clothing, then heads to Mr. Willy's Hot Ass, ready to bust some heads. [03:06] <Judas> ((this kicks)) [03:06] <FenixHawk> ((LOL!! That was bad ass!)) [03:06] <Judas> ((i want this log)) [03:07] * FenixHawk puts on his new boots, nice and shiny, and stored the stuff in the rental he has and drives to the hot ass when the time has come. [03:07] <GM> You both get to Willy's hot ass [03:07] <Judas> (...)) [03:07] <GM> It seems like a bar of some sort [03:07] * FenixHawk steps out of his tragically un-hip car and walks inside [03:07] <GM> As you get in, you soonly realise this is Gay Troll strip joint [03:08] <Judas> ((descriptions, i wanna know what Fenix looks like)) [03:08] * Judas watches Fenix enter, "Great, a fruit club." [03:08] * Judas pops an anti-coagulant. [03:08] * FenixHawk graons [03:08] * Judas strolls in. [03:08] <GM> FenixHawk, as you get in, The music stops and every single troll in the room stares at you [03:09] * Judas walks in behind the little fruity guy. [03:09] * Judas is a slightly attractive human male standing 6'3" with broad, powerful shoulders and a large, muscular build of about 240 pounds. He has dark, olive skin with a healthy tan. His head is clean shaven, and adorned with an array of red and black tatoo designs. He wears a brown Greatcoat over his black t-shirt and baggy fatigue pants, whose ends are bloused into a pair of combat boots. His hands are covered in a pair of black leather gloves. [03:09] <GM> You hear some1 scream "KEBLERS!!!!!" [03:09] * FenixHawk steps back outside and retreivs his swords from his car [03:09] * Judas keeps the door AT his back. [03:10] * FenixHawk is a tall (6'4") elf dressed in a sharp black imported suit with a long black coat and matching black boots. He is broad shouldered, and rigid looking, conjuring images of knights of yore. He has sharp facial features accented by a tatoo of two drops on his temple. His eyes are a deep green, and draw attention like a magnet. His hair is dark blonde shaved on the sides and back, slicked back on top. [03:10] <GM> The music starts and everyone goes to his biz [03:10] <Judas> ((yeah, fruity looking)) [03:10] <GM> ((lol)) [03:10] * FenixHawk takes off his coat and straps the two scabards onto his back and puts his coat back on, hoping it doesnt buldge to much [03:11] * Judas enters the club as the fruity elf passes him, and goes to the bar. [03:11] <FenixHawk> ((Yeah,. fuck you)) [03:11] <Judas> *((lol)) [03:11] <GM> The troll barman looks at you "What kin I do for ya breeder?" [03:11] * FenixHawk walks back into the bar and goes up to the bar [03:11] <Judas> "I'm looking for my fucking sock." [03:11] <GM> ((lol)) [03:11] <Judas> "What do you know?" [03:12] <GM> ".....huh...Nothing really..." [03:12] <Judas> ?does he happen to have a THICK nose ring?)) [03:12] <FenixHawk> ((lol)) [03:12] <GM> ((You'd wish eh?)) [03:12] <Judas> ((i've always wanted to pull a bartenders face into the bar with one)) [03:12] <Judas> ((always)) [03:13] <FenixHawk> ((Try just grabbing one ofthem big nostrils trolls are FAMOUS for_)) [03:13] <GM> An homo sapien walks to you [03:13] <Judas> "I just want my sock back." [03:13] * Judas turns to look at him. [03:13] * FenixHawk steps to the bar between the two humans [03:13] <GM> "Nice sock you got there, shame you don't have a pair..." [03:13] * GM walks away [03:14] * Judas walks up to him tapping him on the shoulder. [03:14] * GM he turns his head "Yes?" [03:14] <Judas> "Nice lungs you got there." [03:14] <GM> ((lol)) [03:14] <GM> "Pardon me?" [03:14] * Judas punches him in his ribs over his right lung. [03:14] <Judas> "Shame you don't have a pair." [03:15] <GM> The man falls to the floor grasping his rips, coughing up blood [03:15] <Judas> ((or i pull it out at GM's discretion)) [03:15] <GM> "Nice work, you're really up for da job" [03:15] <Judas> "..." [03:15] <FenixHawk> ?I hear that? [03:16] <Judas> ?who says that? [03:16] <GM> Well, You saw him punch that guy [03:16] <FenixHawk> ?But did I hear what hte guy said? [03:16] <GM> You didn't hear the other dude though, but you can see some1 talking to him [03:16] * Judas turns to face the voice. [03:16] <GM> An other sapien [03:16] <Judas> (9this must go to the quotefile!)) [03:16] <GM> "Please, Judas, Have a seat" [03:16] <GM> ((Indeed!)) [03:16] <Judas> ".." [03:17] <Judas> "Alright." [03:17] * FenixHawk looks at the three humans pulling his coat colar straight [03:17] <GM> FenixHawk: The man sees you and motions you to have a seat [03:17] <Judas> ((BRB, ASAP)) [03:17] *** Judas has quit IRC (Leaving) [03:17] <FenixHawk> ((!!!)) [03:18] *** Judas has joined #killin [03:18] * FenixHawk walks over to where he motions [03:18] <FenixHawk> ?dark place? [03:18] <Judas> ((ok)) [03:18] *** GM sets mode: +o Judas [03:18] <GM> Yep [03:19] * FenixHawk sits in an odd possition trying to get as comfertable as possible with two swords on his back [03:19] <GM> "Good evening, Sorry about this odd meeting place, but my usual meeting place is getting sprayed for roaches..." [03:20] <GM> He looks at FenixHawk "FenixHawk, I presume?" [03:20] * FenixHawk thinks this place could do with a good spraying and kicks a roach without killing it as it runs past him [03:20] * Judas looks at the guy writhing on the floor and kicks him in the teeth. [03:21] <FenixHawk> "Indeed. Mr. Johnson I presume?" [03:21] <GM> "No... I'm Mr. Thompson, Johnson called in sick" [03:21] <FenixHawk> "Send him my best" [03:21] <GM> "You can call me MR. T "*Drum roll* [03:22] <GM> "Now, Judas, don't worry, your sock is safe..." [03:22] <FenixHawk> (("... for now")) [03:22] <GM> He shows you a picture of your sock, he looks happy [03:22] <FenixHawk> ((lol)) [03:23] * FenixHawk checks to make sure both of his socks are where they belong on his feet [03:23] <GM> "We kidnapped him so we can get your cooperation..." [03:23] <GM> "We have a little propostion for you....Don't worry, you'll be retributed" [03:24] <GM> "And your sock should be lint-less" [03:24] <Judas> ((sorry__ [03:24] <FenixHawk> (("You better hope so!")) [03:24] <Judas> "Whew." [03:24] <Judas> "..." [03:24] <Judas> "I don't work dirty." [03:24] <Judas> "Show me the money and my sock, and it'll all be cool." [03:25] <Judas> ((chekxc the quotefile, ehhehehe)) [03:25] <GM> He nods to one off his goons, the goon leaves [03:25] <GM> a moment later the goon shows up holding you sock in one hand [03:25] <FenixHawk> ((My socks are there, right?)) [03:26] <GM> ((no)) [03:26] * Judas takes it from him, "Thank you." [03:26] <FenixHawk> ((!!)) [03:26] <GM> ((wich socks?)) [03:26] * Judas sniffs it and gives it a small kiss before tucking it into his Greatcoat. [03:26] <FenixHawk> ((The ones on my FEET)) [03:26] <GM> ((Oh yeah, these are there)) [03:26] <GM> "Now shall we discuss biz?" [03:27] <FenixHawk> ((Ok, cause with all this sock abduction around you should always say to yourself "Its 8pm, do I know where my socks are?")) [03:27] <GM> ((lol)) [03:27] <Judas> ((LOL!!)) [03:27] <Judas> RedEye, a sammy [and my first SR char], has been handling an ominous wooden box rather carelessly. At some point it dawns on him it contains a bottle of nitro. [03:27] <Judas> RedEye [freezing]: "M-m-my loyal supporters. Go and fetch hither clean underwear. An excremental mishap has occured to me." [03:27] <FenixHawk> "By all means" *he speaks with an accent that sounds realy.... elven* [03:28] <Judas> "Sure thing." [03:28] * Judas chuckles at the pixie [03:28] <GM> "A bunch of hoodlums called the hooses have taken a couple of my good friends hostage..." [03:29] <GM> "The only thing they left was this card" [03:29] <GM> He shows you a card [03:29] <FenixHawk> ?of what? [03:29] * Judas looks at the card. [03:29] <GM> [Give us 1000 bottle caps or you'll never see your friends alives! -The hooses] [03:30] <Judas> ?have i heard of the hooses? [03:30] <GM> ((Newp)) [03:30] <Judas> "Sounds like a bunch'a ten year olds." [03:31] <GM> "Of course, this cannot be tolerated, we demands that you find were they took my friends and retrieve'em by any means nesecary" [03:31] <FenixHawk> ((/me puts his pinky to his lower lip ten THOUSAND bottle caps. Muahahaha. MUAHAHAHA. MUAAHAHAHAH!)) [03:31] <GM> "Oh, but I doubt a bunch of 10 years old would've been able to do such a feats, my friends were very protected" [03:31] <FenixHawk> "Are your friends elves?" [03:32] <GM> "No, I'm afraid not" [03:32] <FenixHawk> "Mmmmmm" [03:32] <FenixHawk> "Are the hooses?" [03:32] <GM> "And I'm afraid I don't have any recent pictures of my friends..." [03:33] <GM> "Maybe a couple of'em, but I doubt they're a eleven gang" [03:33] *FenixHawk* BTW, this version of Fenix is old, I changed his Adept powers around [03:33] -> *FenixHawk* What ever [03:33] <Judas> "Problem with killin' daisy eaters?" [03:34] * FenixHawk says nothing [03:34] * Judas chuckles [03:34] <Judas> "I get it." [03:35] <GM> "But their names are "Loplop", "whitey", "Bleach", "Nyle", "Linty" and "Blacky" " [03:35] <Judas> ?do any of the names mean anything to me? [03:35] <GM> Not really [03:35] <Judas> "The gang? Or your chums?" [03:35] <GM> "My Chums" [03:36] <Judas> "ohhhh." [03:36] <Judas> "I's about to say, for six guys you only need one of us." [03:36] <GM> "I will gladly pay you 20k each for the safe return of my friends" [03:37] <GM> "With 5k up front" [03:37] <Judas> "How many gangers are there?" [03:37] <GM> "I'm afraid I don't know, You'll have to ask around" [03:37] <Judas> "Got a guess?" [03:38] <GM> "Mmmm... well, I'd say at least 15..." [03:38] <Judas> "Alright." [03:38] <Judas> "I'm in." [03:38] <GM> "Cuz my friends sure can give a good fight" [03:38] <FenixHawk> "I am in also" [03:38] <Judas> "I'm sure," Judas says dryly. [03:38] <GM> "Well, that's just spiffy" [03:39] <GM> "You got any questions b4 you get to your biz?" [03:39] <FenixHawk> "Show me the money?" [03:39] <Judas> "Yeah, I need any leads, where they hang, who owes em protection money, and why you didn't just buy a shit-load of sodi-pop." [03:40] <GM> He slips to 5k credstick on the table [03:40] * FenixHawk takes one and pockets it [03:40] <Judas> ((lol, i can picture Judas running around with his arms locking in place screaming, "Oil can! Oil can!" [03:40] * Judas slides the other into his Greatcoat [03:41] <GM> "No, no, no, and cuz NO1 STEALS FROM MR. T!!!!!!" *Clutches his fist* #Dadamdam!!!# [03:41] <Judas> "Chill out, where's Murdock?" [03:41] <GM> ".....He's at home with his bitch" [03:41] * Judas nods [03:41] <Judas> "Aight." [03:41] <Judas> "You good at this detective shit, elfy?" [03:42] * FenixHawk look at Judas with an odd look on his face... [03:42] * Judas waits for an answer. [03:42] <FenixHawk> "Seattle is not my home originally, so..." [03:43] <Judas> "..." [03:43] <Judas> "Fawk." [03:43] <Judas> "Alright." [03:43] * Judas stands up. [03:43] <Judas> "How do we get in touch?" [03:43] * FenixHawk scoots out of the booth [03:43] <FenixHawk> "And how much time do we have?" [03:43] <GM> "Oh, don't worry, I'll find you" [03:44] * Judas shrugs and walks out after the fairy, stepping on the floored man. [03:44] <GM> "I don't know, I'd say a week top" [03:44] * FenixHawk walks out of the club looking annoyed by the looks he gets from the trolls [03:44] <GM> The mans stands up "Quick to da sockmobile!!!" [03:45] <Judas> "You come here often, I see?" [03:45] <FenixHawk> "Dont make me laugh" [03:45] <Judas> "Not trying to, slim." [03:45] * FenixHawk leaves the bar [03:45] * FenixHawk straightens his colar again [03:45] * Judas looks at a troll, points at Felix behind his back, and mocks a phone to his ear. [03:46] <GM> ((lol)) [03:46] *FenixHawk* Would criminal psychology tell me what these punks would do with the guys after they stole them? [03:46] * Judas gives him an "A-OK" symbol [03:46] -> *FenixHawk* Prolly kill'em if they don't get the dough [03:46] <FenixHawk> ""Loplop", "whitey", "Bleach", "Nyle", "Linty" and "Blacky" sound like dog or rabbit names" [03:47] <Judas> "Maybe they are." [03:47] *FenixHawk* Before they killed the, Ie, where they would stash them [03:47] <Judas> "Not my job to know who they are, jsut get em out breathing." [03:47] <Judas> "Name's Judas, by the way." [03:47] -> *FenixHawk* In some sort of hangout [03:47] <FenixHawk> "FenixHawk" [03:47] <GM> "Bob" [03:47] <Judas> "..." [03:48] * Judas looks to the owner of the voice. [03:48] <GM> An old man is standing there [03:48] <FenixHawk> "Where are you from Mr Judas?" [03:48] * FenixHawk looks at who said bob [03:48] <Judas> "Hey, Bob." [03:48] <GM> "Hey, Judas" [03:48] <FenixHawk> "Bob, know of a gang named the HooseS?" [03:48] <Judas> "You know anything about some punks called the Holligans?" [03:48] <FenixHawk> "They are missing from a Dr Seuce book" [03:48] <GM> "No.... got any spare changes?" [03:48] <Judas> "Hooses I mean." [03:49] <Judas> "..." [03:49] <Judas> "You begging from me?" [03:49] <GM> "Yes" [03:49] <Judas> "Are YOU begging from ME?" [03:49] <GM> ".............." [03:49] <GM> "Yes" [03:49] <Judas> "You must be begging from me, I'm the only one here." [03:49] <FenixHawk> "Uhhm" [03:49] * Judas punches him in the mouth. [03:49] <GM> #hooph# [03:49] <FenixHawk> "Is that realy nessisary? He is old...." [03:50] <GM> Bob lies on the floor now [03:50] * Judas tosses him a gold tooth from his pocket, "Put it to good use." [03:50] <Judas> "Whassat, Chuckles?" [03:50] * FenixHawk steps between Judas and Bob [03:50] <FenixHawk> "Who are you calling chuckles?" [03:50] <Judas> "You, name's too hard to pronounce." [03:51] <FenixHawk> "Cal me Fenix" [03:51] <Judas> "Works for me." [03:51] * FenixHawk turns to the old man and helps him up [03:51] <Judas> ((poor bob)) [03:51] <Judas> ((wasn't bob in the last one?)) [03:51] <FenixHawk> "There is a free clinic somewhere south of here, take a cab [03:51] <FenixHawk> " [03:51] * FenixHawk hands him some money [03:52] <Judas> "Get that tooth fitted." [03:52] <Judas> "Don't go buying no beer and shit with it." [03:52] * FenixHawk then walks to his car [03:52] * Judas walks to Fenix's car. [03:52] <Judas> "Got room?" [03:53] <FenixHawk> "Indeed" [03:53] * FenixHawk pulls out his keys and unlocks the doors [03:53] * Judas pulls out his cell phone and gives Arden a buzz. [03:53] * FenixHawk gets in [03:53] * Judas slides in, waiting for an answer. [03:53] <GM> ((Yes, bob is a redundant NPC)) [03:54] * FenixHawk starts up the car and heads for the highway and to redmond, or wherever the elf turf is [03:54] <Judas> ((what happened to him last time... )) [03:54] * Judas waits for Arden to pick up the damn phone. [03:54] <GM> ((Judas shot his leg off, the he capped him)) [03:55] <GM> "hello?"\ [03:55] <Judas> ((lol)) [03:55] <GM> "*huf* *huf* *huf* ...." [03:55] <Judas> "Dammit, quit fuckin' and answer your phone, Arden." [03:56] <Judas> "How you been?" [03:56] <GM> "I'm here *mufled voice* ... It's just a friend, I'll be right back, THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT!!" [03:57] <GM> "Well, as you can see, I'm doing fine, I hope you didn't call to have a chit chat!!!" [03:57] <FenixHawk> (("YES IT IS! SOMEONE STOLE MY SOCK!")) [03:57] <Judas> "Naw, got some biz." [03:57] <Judas> "The hooses, name mean anything to you?" [03:58] <GM> "Move it, I'm starting to loose my hard on" [03:58] <Judas> "Then talk quick, my man." [03:58] <GM> "Hooses... hooses... mmm... I think I heard something 'bout'em... don't know much... I think Joe once had a misfit with one of'em at the bleach bar... but that's pretty much it... got enough???" [03:59] <Judas> ((LOL, leafed through the log...Grubber starts hallucinating and Judas goes "BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!!!")) [03:59] <Judas> "Sure, enjoy the fuck." [03:59] <GM> "Ya... COMING!!!! *Click*" [04:00] * Judas makes an 'icky' face and puts his phone away [04:00] <GM> ((Ya, that's when you morphed into an hamster to him)) [04:00] <Judas> "The Bleach Bar." [04:00] <FenixHawk> "Where is that? [04:00] <FenixHawk> " [04:01] <Judas> ((where is it? area knowledge of seattle at 5)) [04:01] <GM> You both have no Idea whatsoever where the hell that bar can be [04:01] <Judas> "That-a-way." [04:01] * Judas checks Fenix's computer database. [04:01] * FenixHawk goes that-a-way, and gets off the highway before doing so [04:02] <GM> Either it doesn't exists, it's closed down, or it's not a legit bar, cuz you can't find it in the database [04:02] <Judas> "Muddafucka." [04:02] * Judas ponders, wracking his brain. [04:02] <FenixHawk> "Dont know where it is?" [04:02] <Judas> "Thinkin'...thinkin'..." [04:03] <FenixHawk> "I know someone who sings at bars" [04:03] <Judas> "Whossat?" [04:03] * FenixHawk pulls his cell phone and calls Nicolette [04:03] <Judas> "She got good tits?" [04:03] <GM> ((Me take a wild guess, she's french?)) [04:03] <FenixHawk> "Shes an elf, not for you" [04:03] <Judas> "Fuck you man, elves enjoy a piece of real meat." [04:04] <FenixHawk> "Well shes a refined elf" [04:04] <Judas> "Ohhhhh, all the better." [04:04] <GM> ((Is she french?)) [04:04] <FenixHawk> ((no)) [04:04] <Judas> "Those 'refined' women like it better than the others." [04:04] <GM> "Hello?" [04:04] <Judas> "Just have to get them to admit to it. [04:04] <Judas> " [04:05] <Judas> "Then they won't let you stop, and fucked if you try and sneak away in the morning." [04:05] <FenixHawk> "Nicolette, its Bril, have you ever sang at a club or bar called 'The Bleach Bar'?" [04:05] <Judas> "They never want to let you go." [04:05] <Judas> "Bril?" [04:05] <Judas> "I'll clal you Pad, man." [04:05] <GM> "Bril! Oh... a bar called the bleach bar.... mmm... It's a legit bar right?" [04:06] <FenixHawk> "I dont know, it may not be" [04:06] <Judas> "Hey nicky, tell Bril here that 'refined' women like in on their knees. Go on, tell him." [04:07] <FenixHawk> ((She realy aint that refined, he just sees her like that)) [04:07] <GM> "Mmmm... I never sang there, but Jue Jue did.. apparently it turned bad when they wanted her to get naked... You should go see her, she might remember where it is" [04:07] <Judas> ((i know)) [04:07] <Judas> ((Judas is just being loud-mouthed)) [04:07] <FenixHawk> "Where is Jue Jue?" [04:07] <Judas> "Tell him!" [04:07] <Judas> "Ask her, man." [04:07] <Judas> "I shit you not." [04:07] <Judas> "And they tip good too." [04:07] * FenixHawk slings an arm out into Judas' gut [04:07] <GM> ((You know where Jue Jue lives, she's that anoying friend she has" [04:08] <GM> ((LOL)) [04:08] <FenixHawk> "Oh Jue Jue, done and done, thanks" [04:08] * Judas looks down at the arm and chuckles [04:08] <GM> "You're wellcome, you coming home soon?" [04:08] <Judas> "Not bad, some might've felt that too." [04:08] <Judas> "TELL HIM NICKY!" [04:08] <FenixHawk> "Theres a chicken in the fridge that should be defrosted, just stick it in the oven if your hungry" [04:09] <Judas> "Stick it in, eh?" [04:09] <Judas> "WhooO!" [04:09] <GM> "Good" *you hear an odd vibrating noise* [04:09] <Judas> OO)LOLOL! [04:09] <FenixHawk> "Soon...." [04:09] <GM> She hangs up [04:09] * FenixHawk hangs up [04:09] <FenixHawk> "Has anyone ever told you how rude you are Judas?" [04:09] <GM> ((Yeah, but most of'em end up missing)) [04:10] <Judas> "Yeah, their family usually can't recognize em afterwards though." [04:10] * Judas shrugs. [04:10] <GM> ((Close)) [04:10] <Judas> "I have that effect on some." [04:10] <FenixHawk> ((Dont fuck with a guy with an Ares Antioch Grenade Launcher in his backseat)) [04:10] <GM> ((Don't fuck with guy who has two cyberarms)) [04:10] <FenixHawk> ?Jue Jue an Elf? [04:10] <Judas> ((hey, don't insult a man who can take a shot in the heart and spit in the gunman's eye)) [04:10] <GM> Yep [04:11] <FenixHawk> "Ok, were going to see Jue Jue" [04:11] <FenixHawk> "Shes an elf too, so I will not be introducing you two" [04:12] *Judas* i remember Judas' reaction after getting his orthoskin [04:12] -> *Judas* What was it? [04:12] *Judas* "Hey....I can't feel ANYTHING now!" [04:12] -> *Judas* lol [04:12] *Judas* then he looks at Patch, "YOu didn't...down there...did you?" [04:12] * FenixHawk drives at the speed limit [04:12] <Judas> "Like hell." [04:12] <GM> You hit a cat on the way there [04:12] <Judas> "We're in this together." [04:12] <Judas> "Good one." [04:13] <FenixHawk> "What was that?!" [04:13] <Judas> "Cat." [04:13] <FenixHawk> "Shit" [04:13] <Judas> "Cute one too." [04:13] * FenixHawk stops the car and gets out to check on it [04:13] <Judas> "All fuzzy and cuddly-like." [04:13] <Judas> ".." [04:13] *Judas* ROFL [04:13] *Judas* LET IT BE THE MIDDLE OF REDMOND! [04:13] <Judas> ((GMSG!)) [04:13] <GM> Well, the two cats looks like shit [04:13] * Judas looks [04:13] <FenixHawk> ?alive? [04:13] <Judas> "HEY! They were fuckin'!" [04:14] <GM> Two cats [04:14] * Judas laughs. [04:14] <GM> One his a cat's torso, the other is a cat's hind [04:14] -> *Judas* You don't have to type GMSC, I get querry in my active window [04:14] <FenixHawk> "Jeese" [04:14] <Judas> "No wait..Just one." [04:14] * FenixHawk gets back in the car and drives [04:14] <Judas> "You cut him in half though." [04:14] * Judas hops in [04:14] <Judas> "Not bad." [04:14] *Judas* coo [04:14] <FenixHawk> "It wasn't intentional" [04:15] <Judas> "I saw the look in your eye. You got the malice in you." [04:15] <GM> You hit an other cat.... [04:15] * FenixHawk drives slower now [04:15] * Judas slaps the dashboard, howling with laughter. [04:15] * FenixHawk stops again and does a chinese fire drill [04:15] <FenixHawk> "You drive" [04:15] <Judas> "Alright." [04:15] <GM> This is on your windshield [04:15] <Judas> ! [04:15] <Judas> LOL [04:16] * FenixHawk pulls it off the winshield [04:16] * Judas drives, turning on the windshiled wipers and giggling. [04:16] <GM> Judas you intentionaly run over 18 cats on the way there [04:16] <Judas> "Yeah!" [04:16] * FenixHawk doesnt look and says nothing about the odd bumps [04:16] <Judas> "Oh oh..>THEY were fuckin'!" [04:16] <FenixHawk> ((LOL!!)) [04:16] <GM> ((I can't stop laughing)) [04:17] <FenixHawk> ((Me neither, that time of night)) [04:17] <GM> ((Ditto)) [04:17] * Judas pulls a doughnut and slides into a perfect parallel park in front of Jue Jue's place. [04:17] <FenixHawk> "I will have to NOT tell Nicolette about this" [04:17] <Judas> ((hitting an old lady)) [04:17] <GM> ((Judas, In the next run, a cat shamman will try to hunt you down btw)) [04:17] <FenixHawk> ((lol)) [04:17] * Judas looks at the grill, littered with kitty cat corpses... [04:17] * FenixHawk gets out of the car [04:17] <Judas> "Hey man..check it out." [04:18] <Judas> "Trophies!" [04:18] <FenixHawk> "THis car is cursed" [04:18] <FenixHawk> "Stay here" [04:18] * FenixHawk walks up to the dos [04:18] * Judas follows [04:18] * FenixHawk knocks on the door and looks back [04:18] <Judas> "I like the elven ladies." [04:18] <Judas> "They tend to like me too." [04:18] * Judas licks his fingers and smooth his eyebrows. [04:18] <FenixHawk> "No time" [04:18] <GM> The door opens, the slend sexy elven body of Jue Jue greets you [04:18] <Judas> "yeah well." [04:18] * Judas smiles at her [04:19] <GM> "BRILL!!!" [04:19] <GM> "Ooooh... Who's your friend?" [04:19] * FenixHawk takes her hand and kisses it and enunciates an elven greeting with far more appeal and charisma then any trid can copy [04:19] <Judas> "Name's Judas." [04:19] <FenixHawk> "No one of importance" [04:19] <Judas> "You must be Jue Jue." [04:19] * Judas steps in, closing the door iN Brill's face. [04:20] <GM> "Why, Yes, Did Brill talk about me?" [04:20] <GM> "SoyCaf anyone?" [04:20] <Judas> "Not so much I'm afraid, although he should." [04:20] * FenixHawk opens the door and steps in again [04:20] <Judas> "Sure." [04:20] <Judas> ((lol)) [04:20] <GM> She blushes [04:20] <Judas> "I'm afraid we're here on business though." [04:21] * FenixHawk shuts the door and follows Jue Jue to the soycaf machine [04:21] <Judas> "I heard you had some trouble at a place called the Bleach Bar?" [04:21] <GM> "Ha, Shame... Well, what can I do for you?" [04:21] <FenixHawk> ((No you didnt!)) [04:21] <GM> "Mmmm.. yeah, I remeber, the bunch of freaks wanted me to do a strip" [04:21] <FenixHawk> "Where is it?" [04:21] <Judas> ((lol)) [04:22] * Judas scribbles something on a small notecard. [04:22] <GM> "mmmm... ha... er... I do believe it was around *place*" [04:22] * FenixHawk takes his pen before he can finish [04:22] * Judas moves fatser than Fenix can react, much too smoothly to be flesh-driven. [04:22] <GM> "Not sure where, but you can't miss it" [04:22] <Judas> "I know the place." [04:23] <FenixHawk> ((Yeah, well I move to smoothely to be flesh drivin too buck-o)) [04:23] * FenixHawk takes the pen! [04:23] <Judas> ((depends iof you can top 12 reaction)) [04:23] <Judas> ((if so, be my guest)) [04:23] <GM> Two of you roll Qck, TN 4 [04:23] * FenixHawk doesnt take the pen [04:24] *Judas* erm...!dice 8 6 4? [04:24] -> *Judas* No Dice 8 4 [04:24] <Judas> !dice 8 4 [04:24] <GM> Judas rolled -+ 4 10 2 5 5 5 4 11 +- Succes -> 7 [04:24] <Judas> (9whoa)) [04:24] <FenixHawk> !dice 6 4 [04:24] <GM> FenixHawk rolled -+ 11 2 4 8 2 2 +- Succes -> 3 [04:24] * Judas dots the 'i's and crosses the 't's. [04:24] <FenixHawk> ((I couldnt even get 7 sucesses....)) [04:25] <GM> Judas, you have the time to write her addresse b4 he snags the pen from you [04:25] <Judas> ((twas my number!)) [04:25] <Judas> ((on that there card)) [04:25] <GM> ((Oh...)) [04:25] <GM> "Well, are you guys going to leave right now?" [04:25] <Judas> "I [04:26] <GM> "E [04:26] <FenixHawk> "Jue Jue, if you wan't Nicolette could probally use some company, I shouldn't be back untill sometime tonite or tomorow" [04:26] <Judas> "I'd rather stay for some soycaf." [04:26] <GM> "Oh, but of course, I'll be right back [04:26] <Judas> "But Fenix stick-in-the-mud seems to think otherwise." [04:26] <Judas> ((lol, Judas is IN, baby)) [04:26] <Judas> ((poor bril)) [04:27] <GM> A couple of minute later she comes back offers you a nice warm cup of soycaf, and there seems to be a paper stuck under the cup [04:27] <Judas> ((don't worry, he'll grow on you...kinda like a rash)) [04:27] <GM> She looks at FenixHawk "Want some too?" [04:27] * Judas takes both the cup and paper, thanking her. [04:27] <Judas> ((LOL!)) [04:27] <FenixHawk> "Your manors seem to be declining Jue Jue. But I will pass, thank you." [04:28] <GM> She frowns [04:28] * Judas glances at it before slipping it into his coat. [04:28] <GM> It's (obviously) her number [04:28] * Judas smiles and thanks her, kissing her hand gently. [04:28] <GM> ((/me takes pleasure at torturing to poor FenixHawk)) [04:29] <GM> She blushes [04:29] <Judas> "Thank you for the soycaf, it's delicious." [04:29] <FenixHawk> "Lets go" [04:29] <GM> She blushes some more [04:29] <Judas> "But Felix here's got an itchy trigger finger." [04:29] <Judas> "So I guess we should be moving." [04:29] <GM> "Aiight, Cya, both of you" [04:29] <Judas> ((is the cup disposable?)) [04:30] <GM> ((Newp)) [04:30] <GM> She leads you to the door and wave you goodbye [04:30] <Judas> "Mind if I take the cup along? Won't be able to finish it here." [04:30] * FenixHawk tallies for a second witing for Judas to be out of hearing range [04:30] <GM> "sure, I can allwayz get more cups" [04:30] <Judas> "I'll have to return it, though...." [04:30] * Judas smiles, waiting for Fenix. [04:31] * Judas sips soykaf. [04:31] <FenixHawk> "Excuse us for a moment Judas" [04:31] <Judas> "Not my car, man." [04:31] <FenixHawk> "Well clean the damn cats off it!" [04:31] <Judas> "Not my cats." [04:31] <GM> ((LOL!!!LOL!!! LOL!!!)) [04:31] <FenixHawk> "I DONT CARE!" [04:31] * FenixHawk 's face turns red [04:31] <Judas> "Temper." [04:32] <GM> ((God, I'll have to print out that run and laminate it)) [04:32] <Judas> ((this is like straight man and wild child)) [04:32] <GM> ((You two crack me up)) [04:32] * Judas starts whistling elevator music. [04:33] * FenixHawk turns to Jue Jue shooting her a look... a bad one. "I will talk with you later" [04:33] * FenixHawk storms down to the car [04:33] <GM> "Oh, don't be a stick in the mud" [04:33] <GM> She closes the door as she winks to Jude [04:33] * FenixHawk throws up an arm in disbeleif [04:33] * Judas grins from ear to ear, winking back. [04:33] <FenixHawk> "My swords grow more hungry by the minute" [04:33] * Judas walks up behind Fenix, sipping his soykaf. [04:34] <Judas> "Save em for the kiddies." [04:34] * FenixHawk turns around swiflty and knocks the soycaf out of his hands [04:34] <GM> FenixHawk, roll str [04:34] * Judas 's hand holds tight, but gets soykaf on his glove and arm. [04:34] <FenixHawk> !dice 6 0 [04:34] <GM> FenixHawk rolled -+ 5 3 1 1 11 5 +- Succes -> 6 [04:34] <Judas> ((kunbg fu grip)) [04:34] <GM> ((Heee....)) [04:34] <FenixHawk> ((The mug would break at the handle then)) [04:34] <Judas> ((aye) [04:34] <Judas> ((true)) [04:35] <GM> The mug empties itself on your pants, but you don't let go of it [04:35] <FenixHawk> "That is too bad, you CANT get soyaf out" *smiles wickedly* [04:35] * FenixHawk realizes he's acting like a 3 year old, and frowns "Sorry" [04:35] <GM> ((Bah, I bet Jue Jue will my pants good)) [04:36] * Judas turns his hand over, letting the handle fall to the ground, "That's too bad, it's strike one." [04:36] <GM> ((Er, clean my pants)) [04:36] <GM> ((NO!!)) [04:36] <GM> ((Not strike one....)) [04:36] <FenixHawk> "Let us go, shal we?" [04:36] <GM> ((You do know what happens at strike 3 eh?)) [04:36] * Judas cricks his neck, "Fine by me." [04:36] *Judas* should be two from the punch [04:36] *Judas* but i gave him some lee-way [04:37] -> *Judas* He punched you? [04:37] -> *Judas* When? [04:37] *Judas* the car [04:37] *Judas* in my stomach [04:37] * FenixHawk gets in the car and heads towards the Bleach Bar [04:37] *Judas* but Judas wouldn't feel it [04:37] -> *Judas* Oh, Ya, I don't want you PC killing each others [04:37] *Judas* i's giving him leeway [04:37] * Judas keeps his eyes peeled for feline chowder. [04:38] <GM> FenixHawk, You a kitten [04:38] <Judas> LOL [04:38] <GM> FenixHawk, You hit a kitten [04:38] <Judas> "OHHHH!" [04:38] <Judas> "And a baby." [04:38] <GM> The little pesker was too small to see [04:38] * FenixHawk drives with his horn blaring the whole time [04:38] * Judas roars with laughter as lights come on and pot shots are made. [04:38] <FenixHawk> "Damn cats better run from this car, or else.... *sigh*" [04:38] <GM> After a minute or two of #BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP# You hear a lone star siren [04:38] * Judas howls... [04:38] <Judas> "You in the shit!" [04:39] <FenixHawk> "This is bad" [04:39] * Judas reaches into the back seat and shoves the launcher under the seat. [04:39] <Judas> "Just be cool, brother." [04:39] * FenixHawk looks back to see if his grenade launcher is hidden well [04:39] * FenixHawk pulls over [04:39] <Judas> "And don't act violent unless I do." [04:39] <GM> The lone star pulls behind you [04:39] * Judas sits and chills. [04:39] <GM> He walks up to you [04:40] <GM> He taps on the window [04:40] * FenixHawk looks up at the officer as he rolls down the window [04:40] <GM> Giving you that "I'M BETTER THAN YOU" look [04:40] <GM> "Good morning, Did you know it's ilegal to honk your horn for no reason?" [04:41] <GM> ((Er, evenming)) [04:41] <Judas> (("BWAHAHAHAHAH! This elf just ran down 5 cops! Who do you think YOU are, buddy??")) [04:41] <FenixHawk> "I was honking at the cats officer" [04:41] <Judas> (("And he took me prisoner...honest....")) [04:41] <GM> "oooooh, there was cats all over the streets eh?" [04:41] <FenixHawk> "Yes sir" [04:41] * Judas busts out laughing. [04:41] <Judas> "Chekc the grill!" [04:41] <GM> ".........please, step out of the car sir" [04:42] * FenixHawk hopes the cop isnt a cat lover [04:42] * FenixHawk opens the door and steps out [04:42] <GM> ((Said "a-la-cartman")) [04:42] <GM> "Do you see that line there?" [04:42] * Judas glances in the rearview, making sure this guy doesn't have a partner. [04:42] <FenixHawk> "Yes" [04:42] <GM> "Would mind walking on it?" [04:42] * FenixHawk steps onto the line and walks it heel toe [04:42] * Judas howls. [04:43] <GM> "Good, good...now may I see your liscence please?" [04:43] <Judas> ?Does he have a partner, GM? [04:43] <GM> Yes, He's waiting in the car [04:43] * FenixHawk hopes the fake he has is good enough and hands it to him [04:43] * GM stares at the ID..... [04:43] <Judas> ((damn i wish judas had a little baggy of something to toss out the car)) [04:44] <GM> He looks up to you [04:44] <GM> He then writes a ticket [04:44] * Judas laughs harder. [04:44] <GM> He gives it you and say "Have a nice day and drive safely" [04:44] <FenixHawk> "Thank you officer" [04:44] <GM> He walks back to his car [04:45] <GM> "Don't mention it" [04:45] * FenixHawk steps back into the car and waits for the cops to drive past him [04:45] <Judas> "You know, one shot from the launcher..." [04:45] <FenixHawk> "Hungry hungry hungry" [04:45] <Judas> "That gas tank would go up." [04:45] <Judas> "You wanna?" [04:45] <GM> ((ack what's the nuyen ASCII code again?)) [04:45] <FenixHawk> "Cops have honor, I dont want." [04:45] <Judas> ((alt+165)) [04:45] <FenixHawk> (157) [04:45] <Judas> "..What?" [04:46] <Judas> ((alt+0165)) [04:46] <GM> You have a newly aquired 500Ø bill [04:46] <GM> Er ¥ [04:46] <Judas> "Ouch." [04:46] * FenixHawk looks at it [04:46] <Judas> "Toss that shit." [04:46] <Judas> "Need a new plate though." [04:47] <FenixHawk> "Its a rental" [04:47] * FenixHawk drives [04:47] <Judas> "Even better." [04:47] <GM> Ya, your front plate is covered in a crimson liquid [04:47] <FenixHawk> "Not in my name" [04:47] * Judas roots in the glovebox [04:47] <GM> You hit a kid dressed as cat [04:47] <Judas> LOL! [04:47] <Judas> "...." [04:47] <FenixHawk> "AWW SHIT!!!!" [04:48] <Judas> "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" [04:48] * FenixHawk stops and gets out of the car and runs to the kid [04:48] <GM> There's 7 kids [04:48] <FenixHawk> ?were they once one kid? [04:48] * Judas opens the door and falls out the car, laughing his head off. [04:48] <GM> ((Do I need to make that joke again?)) [04:48] <GM> Yes [04:48] <GM> Now there's 7 [04:48] * Judas picks up a leg and waves it around. [04:48] <Judas> "Woo!" [04:48] <FenixHawk> ((LOL!!)) [04:49] * FenixHawk picks up opne of the costume ears and cries [04:49] <GM> ((God, my face hurt)) [04:49] * Judas hops into the drivers seat. [04:49] <GM> (("WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!")) [04:49] <Judas> "Get in, foo'!" [04:49] * FenixHawk slouches into the car again [04:49] <Judas> "The rats is comin'!" [04:49] <FenixHawk> "I will never drive again" [04:50] * Judas takes off, rolling over the torso. [04:50] <Judas> "Sweet." [04:50] <Judas> #Buh-bump# [04:50] <FenixHawk> ((EEEEEEEEVIL GM!)) [04:50] <FenixHawk> ((My cheeks hurt)) [04:50] * FenixHawk turns pale [04:50] <GM> ((We'll have to roll your Intel at the end of this to see if you won't go nuts)) [04:50] <FenixHawk> ((I think that should be willpower)) [04:50] <GM> ((Ya, will)) [04:50] <Judas> ((LOL, Judas is already there)) [04:51] <GM> ((I guessed)) [04:51] * Judas clips a walker. [04:51] <FenixHawk> "Lets just get there" [04:51] <Judas> "Oops." [04:51] <GM> 7 cats, 3 dogs and a raindeer later.... [04:51] <FenixHawk> "Where did HE come from!" [04:51] <Judas> "BLITZEN!" [04:51] <FenixHawk> "Christmas isnt for MONTHS" [04:51] <GM> The hood of your car is getting quite bumpy... [04:51] <FenixHawk> ((And hairy)) [04:52] * Judas hangs out the window to see. [04:52] <GM> And the white car now as a redish tint [04:52] <GM> You finally find "The bleach bar" [04:52] <FenixHawk> ((EEEEEEEEVIL GM!)) [04:52] <Judas> "We're here." [04:52] <GM> ((No, TIIIIIRRREEDDD GM)) [04:52] * FenixHawk steps out and walks towards the bar [04:52] * Judas pulls off a cat and puts it on his head. [04:52] <Judas> "HEY FENIX!" [04:52] <Judas> "DAVY CROCKET!" [04:52] <GM> "Could you pleAse give me a proper burial....ack" [04:52] * Judas dances around. [04:53] <GM> "*Wheeze*" [04:53] * FenixHawk doesnt look and steps into the bar [04:53] * Judas strolls into the bar with the cat torso on his head. [04:53] <GM> "For...the...love..*GASP*...god..." [04:53] * Judas looks at the doorman, "Meow." [04:53] <FenixHawk> ((Poor Bob)) [04:54] <Judas> ((i'm going to EARN this cat shaman hunt)) [04:54] <GM> ((LOLLOLOLOLOLOL)) [04:54] <GM> The door looks at you coldy [04:54] * FenixHawk looks at the Doorman "Where are the hooses?" [04:54] * Judas looks at him equally coldly. [04:54] <GM> "How the fuck should I know?" [04:54] <Judas> "Not him, Brillo." [04:54] <Judas> "Joe working tonight?" [04:55] <GM> "....I ain't know no Joe" [04:55] <Judas> "Bullshit." [04:55] <FenixHawk> "Where are Loplop, whitey, Bleach, Nyle, Linty and Blacky" [04:55] <Judas> "He had a little run in with a group of hoods not too far back." [04:55] <GM> "Hey, listen, get in, or get the fuck outa my face!" [04:55] <Judas> "What?" [04:55] <Judas> "Don't make me take my hat off." [04:55] <Judas> "I swear..." [04:55] <FenixHawk> "Take it off Judas" [04:56] * FenixHawk takes a step back [04:56] * FenixHawk removes his coat [04:56] <GM> "Just get in, I don't know nothing" [04:56] <Judas> "Then tell me where Joe is." [04:56] * Judas opens the little kitty mouth. [04:56] <GM> "Joe left and he told me to tell you to gofuck yourself!" [04:56] * Judas punches him in the teeth. [04:56] <Judas> "Wrong answer asshole!" [04:57] <GM> #Wham!# [04:57] <GM> The bouncer backs off a bit [04:57] <FenixHawk> "Ill get the grenade launcher" [04:57] * Judas takes his hat off. [04:57] <Judas> "Now you done it." [04:57] * FenixHawk walks back to his car, showing the bounder his twin long swords across his back as he does [04:57] <GM> "Hey lifen fuf head get ve fuf out of fis var!!" [04:57] <Judas> lol [04:57] <Judas> "What?" [04:58] <Judas> "Can't hear you." [04:58] <GM> He turns white as he sees the swords... [04:58] * FenixHawk opens the door and reaches in to pull out his grenade launcher [04:58] <GM> "Hey, we von't vant troufle" [04:58] * FenixHawk then pulls out a belt of grenades [04:58] <Judas> "THen jsut tell us where Joe is." [04:58] <Judas> "We don't have a beef with him." [04:58] <Judas> "Just need the info." [04:58] <GM> "Voe if infide!! ofay?!?!?" [04:58] <GM> ((WHO DA FUCK IS JOE?!?!??!)) [04:58] * Judas holds the once-was-cat by the tail [04:59] <Judas> ((Arden said "Joe had some trouble with them at the bleach bar)) [04:59] <FenixHawk> ((I have no clue)) [04:59] <FenixHawk> ((But its time to kill [04:59] * Judas slaps the bouncer across the face with the cat. [04:59] <GM> ((Ya, that's your fixer's friend, do you think the guys knows who everybody is?)) [04:59] * FenixHawk walks back up to the bounder with the grenade launcher across his back [05:00] <GM> "I faid he waf infinde!!!!" [05:00] <Judas> "Kiss the pussy." [05:00] * Judas holds the cat's face to his. [05:00] <Judas> "Go on." [05:00] <Judas> "Kiss the pussy." [05:00] <GM> "Juf left me lize" [05:00] <FenixHawk> "Id run if I was you" [05:00] * FenixHawk slides a grenade into the gun [05:00] <GM> He kisses the pussy [05:00] <Judas> "Wait up, Brilo." [05:00] <Judas> "Gotta find Joe." [05:00] <Judas> "Afterwards." [05:01] <GM> ((You guys are really sick...))