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Start of #shadowrun buffer: Tue Jul 06 08:45:02 2004[02:21:57] * Now talking in #shadowrun [02:21:57] * Topic is '#S-Run..."Looks like we win." <|> Homepage @ http://www.s-run.com <|> Join #s-run for chat and general foolishness.' [02:21:57] * Set by SuperFly on Sun Jul 04 19:19:30 [02:22:19] <04McJackknife> !dice 8 4 [02:22:20] <04SR-Dice> McJackknife rolled -+ 4 5 11 2 2 4 5 10 +- Succes -> 6 [02:22:33] * Judas` sets mode: +o SR-Dice [02:22:44] * Judas` sets mode: +v McJackknife [02:30:41] * Joins: Jonathan` (~a666sh@h24-207-12-59.cst.dccnet.c om) [02:30:49] <04+McJackknife> send Char, Ash [02:31:06] <04Jonathan`> send what? [02:31:14] <04Jonathan`> to you? [02:31:17] <04Jonathan`> what type? [02:31:43] <04+McJackknife> something that'll work for a lonestar bountyhunt [02:32:05] <04Jonathan`> SR character? [02:32:09] <04+McJackknife> yes [02:32:18] <04Jonathan`> ok lemme find my new one I made tron.ca) (Quit: The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.) [02:36:42] * Joins: Jack` (~crazyj@speedcell-gw.customer.alter.net) [02:36:48] <04Jack`> sup nuggahs!! [02:37:51] * Joins: SuperFly` (~the-super@cpe-69-75-27-168.hawaii. rr.com) [02:37:58] * Quits: SuperFly` (~the-super@cpe-69-75-27-168.hawaii. rr.com) (Quit) [02:39:45] * Joins: Cross (~interpol@0-1pool139-18.nas28.salt-lake- city1.ut.us.da.qwest.net) [02:39:47] <04Jonathan`> who is joel? [02:39:50] <04Jack`> yes [02:39:50] <04Cross> jesus christ. [02:39:52] <04Jack`> who IS joel? [02:39:57] * Joins: Frakkle (~frakkle@68.16.173.101) [02:40:00] * Quits: @Judas` (SuperFly@cpe-69-75-27-168.hawaii.rr. com) (Ping timeout) [02:40:03] <04Cross> uhm. [02:40:07] <04Cross> joel = jack [02:40:07] <04Jack`> is he a goofy black man? or possibly a jewish lawyer? the guy from Northern Exposure? [02:40:23] <04Cross> joel hoard, that wide receiver for the vikings [02:40:23] * Quits: @SR-Dice (SuperFly@cpe-69-75-27-168.hawaii.rr .com) (Read error: Operation timed out) [02:40:33] <04Jack`> lol [02:40:41] <04Cross> you know, #82 [02:40:41] <04Jack`> it was LeRoy Hoard and he was a running back [02:40:48] <04Cross> haha are you serious? [02:40:51] <04Jack`> yeah [02:40:55] <04Jack`> for the vikings [02:40:56] <04Cross> 16 rushing touchdowns, 1998 [02:41:00] <04Jack`> lol [02:41:07] <04Cross> he was THE man when it came to breaktackles. [02:41:14] <04Jack`> my dad called him, he doesn't return our phone calls [02:41:19] <04Cross> eff that. [02:41:21] <04+McJackknife> ... You people are getting odd [02:41:25] <04Cross> you should get reimbursed. [02:42:24] <04+McJackknife> Ok.. so i'm gonna go DeHeadachify my head and then start [02:45:34] * Cross is a lithe Elf standing precisely 6'3" with dark hair and a twinkle in his eye that says he wants to experience you like prison sex. [02:46:05] <04Jack`> wtf [02:46:11] * Jonathan` kills the new elf [02:46:23] <04Cross> you don't like? [02:46:31] <04Jonathan`> elves are weird [02:46:34] <04+McJackknife> ahaha [02:46:45] <04+McJackknife> so people, get into Char names [02:47:25] * Jonathan` is now known as CliveOwen [02:47:30] <04+McJackknife> cause I'm now ready to start [02:47:37] <04Frakkle> <-- Spectates [02:49:06] <04+McJackknife> Ok.. so it's the year.. 2064. For the past few months, Corporate suits everywhere have begun investing in Cybersex... in this case it comes in the form of young women augmented and implanted with a neural chip that semi lobotomizes them into pleasure Slaves. [02:49:37] <04+McJackknife> this is all been quite illegal, but quite popular.. [02:49:46] <04Jack`> ((very fucking popular, I'd imagine)) [02:50:54] <04+McJackknife> Problem is... besides from activists Running Failed Plots to stop this trade. someone has released a matrix virus into Certain models making them into covert Assasins. No one Knows who or how... But by now .. Lonestar has gotten a lead.. they [02:51:49] <04+McJackknife> Suspect that an ex Renraku Executive is behind this ... and have sent out bountyhunts for people to get her at her home, and to make sure that Lonestar isn't put in blame for this. [02:53:03] <04+McJackknife> the amount of money that lone star has offered runners is an almost unheard of 100,000 nuyen. [02:53:37] <04+McJackknife> someone Who knew each of your characters Fixers has offered each of you this assignment. [02:54:19] <04+McJackknife> Thus the scene begins, With Everyone being at a Semi sleezey Seattle Restaurant, the El Sleezy Euro. [02:54:30] * Joins: SR-Dice (~the-super@cpe-69-75-27-168.hawaii.rr .com) [02:54:52] * Jack` sleezes at the bar [02:54:58] * Remo sets mode: +o SR-Dice [02:55:03] * SR-Dice is now known as Judas` [02:55:09] <04+McJackknife> Jack notices some elven hookers.. but thehy have 4 breasts. [02:55:11] * Judas` sets mode: +o Jack` [02:55:22] * @Jack` is a rough looking, poorly shaven human man with brown hair and sharp brown eyes. He is about 150 lbs, standing 6 feet tall. He is wearing a dark colored jacket, obviously off the rack. His shirt is poorly pressed, with creases in odd places. He's wearing a black tie with pictures of elven women in erotic positions on it. [02:55:27] * @Jack` looks twice [02:55:28] * CliveOwen orders a few coffees [02:55:30] * Judas` sets mode: +vv CliveOwen Cross [02:55:39] <04@Jack`> "Shit, you girls each get 4 nuyen...for making the extra effort" [02:55:53] * +CliveOwen is a 6 feet 10 inches tall 250lbs male Ork. He is wearing Black Leather pants and a leather vest with a white dress shirt and black tie leather driving gloves and small rectangular sunglasses just covering his eyes. Under his left arm is a large pistol. He appears calm cool and collected as he stands before you smiling slightly you think it's hard to tell as his face is covered in multiple scars and a few teeth are missing. [02:55:56] <04+McJackknife> they look at jack strangely and Pocket the money. [02:56:00] * +Cross chainsmokes. [02:56:03] * Joins: SR-Dice (~the-super@cpe-69-75-27-168.hawaii.rr .com) [02:56:20] * Judas` sets mode: +o SR-Dice [02:56:26] * +Cross is a lithe, fragile looking Elf standing about 6'2" with dark brown eyes, pale skin, and black hair going down into his face. He is wearing a black peacoat and designer jeans with a pair of black loafers. He has a Celtic cross tattooed on his neck and speaks in a British accent. [02:56:26] <04@Judas`> ((ok, wtf did i miss? [02:56:29] <04@Judas`> )) [02:56:35] <04+CliveOwen> ((the intro?)) [02:56:38] <04+McJackknife> uh.. scroll up? [02:56:46] <04@Judas`> ((missed it)) [02:56:49] <04+CliveOwen> (he joined after the intro)) [02:57:05] <04+Cross> (( i'll send it to you)) [02:57:08] <04@Jack`> ((josh, go on aim) [02:57:14] <04@Jack`> ((I'll send it do you)) [02:58:24] * Quits: Frakkle (~frakkle@68.16.173.101) (Quit) [02:59:19] <04+McJackknife> Ready? [02:59:21] <04+McJackknife> reading? [02:59:22] <04+McJackknife> ABle? [02:59:28] <04@Jack`> ((let's go man)) [02:59:49] <04+McJackknife> Ok.. so.. [03:00:23] <04+McJackknife> jack gets a call on his phone. [03:00:42] * @Jack` answers [03:00:50] <04@Jack`> "Jack here." [03:01:04] <04@Judas`> ((So is that 100k a piece?)) [03:01:09] * @Judas` is a slightly attractive human male standing 6'3" with broad, powerful shoulders and a large, muscular build of about 230 lbs. He has olive skin with a healthy tan. His head is clean shaven and adorned with an array of red and black tatoo designs. He wears a brown Greatcoat over a black t-shirt and baggy fatigue pants, whose ends are bloused into a pair of combat boots. His hands are covered in a pair of black leather gloves. [03:01:18] <04+McJackknife> It's .. your friend, Mister Terry Taggart ( 25K a piece for 4 runners) [03:01:39] <04@Jack`> ((phone convo in message?)) [03:02:23] <04+McJackknife> Yeah let me Open a window.. [03:02:29] * @Judas` orders a whiskey on the rocks, and is clear that he'll have none of that synthetic shit. [03:02:47] <04@Judas`> "Real ice, too," he adds in passing. [03:02:49] <04+McJackknife> they pour out Real whiskey. This is the sleezy Euro. ... [03:02:58] * @Judas` takes a healthy pull [03:03:07] * +Cross somehow feels insulted by the name of the seedy bar. [03:03:20] * @Judas` scans the place. [03:03:23] * +CliveOwen drinks his coffee [03:03:54] * @Judas` enjoys his booze. [03:04:06] <04+McJackknife> Elven Hookers with 4 breasts begin to give Batty Eyes at Cross.. and move closer [03:04:53] * @Judas` eyes the odd women, finding himself strangely aroused. [03:04:57] * +Cross sees them and pours out his gin and tonic, preventing alcohol from making them somehow appear good looking. [03:05:17] * @Judas` counts his hands, then the number of mam's per elven beauty.... [03:05:36] * @Judas` checks his redstick balance. [03:05:41] <04@Judas`> "Hmmmm..." [03:05:51] * +CliveOwen pulls out his pocket secretary and starts gong over the newest toyota parts catalogue [03:06:34] <04+McJackknife> Clive notices ads for Nuclear Furry dice. [03:07:29] * @Judas` takes his whiskey away from the bar and approaches an elven hooker. [03:07:39] <04@Judas`> "How much for a toss?" [03:07:59] <04+McJackknife> "Oh We're Cheap, mister.. 100 nuyen A night" [03:08:09] <04+Cross> (( haha he is gonna do it.. what a badass. )) [03:08:19] * @Judas` narrows his eyes. [03:08:43] <04@Judas`> "Those implants or deformities, lady? Nobody's 100 a night." [03:08:46] <04+McJackknife> the breasts begin to move up and down and the lower ones begin to slightly jiggle." [03:08:52] <04@Judas`> "..." [03:08:56] <04+McJackknife> 'Synchronized implants" [03:08:59] * @Judas` finds himself mezmerized... [03:08:59] <04+McJackknife> they say. [03:09:29] <04@Judas`> "Seventy five, for both of you." [03:09:33] <04+CliveOwen> ((are we at this club to meet someone or just here because?) [03:09:44] <04@Judas`> (9doesn't matter to Judas)) [03:10:02] <04+McJackknife> (you were all called hear by some 3rd party who contacted your fixer/type people to meet here) [03:10:08] * @Judas` draws his credstick from his greatcoat. [03:10:30] <04@Judas`> "So, whaddya say?" [03:11:30] * +Cross blows smoke rings... [03:11:43] * @Judas` raises hsi eyebrows invitingly... [03:12:15] * @Jack` looks around [03:12:36] <04@Judas`> "..." [03:12:40] <04@Judas`> "Well?" [03:12:47] * @Judas` gets impatient with the two slitches. [03:13:18] <04+McJackknife> they touch a button that seems to be on their back and a card reader pops out of the left Boob. [03:13:29] <04+McJackknife> "just slide it down baby" [03:13:30] <04@Jack`> lol [03:13:35] * @Judas` blinks. [03:13:43] * @Jack` reaches out, still on the phone [03:13:44] <04@Judas`> "I LIKE IT!" [03:13:51] * @Judas` slots his credstick. [03:13:58] <04@Jack`> "Hang on a second there, big guy," Jack says stepping toward Judas [03:14:00] * @Judas` downloads 75 nuyen, no more. [03:14:04] * @Judas` looks over. [03:14:09] <04@Judas`> "Wha?" [03:14:11] * @Jack` tries to move before Judas slides cred [03:14:15] <04@Judas`> "Who're you?" [03:14:23] <04@Judas`> "And why are you cock blocking?" [03:14:34] * @Judas` furrows his brow. [03:14:39] <04@Jack`> "Business before pleasure, hang on..." [03:14:54] * @Judas` looks down at his stick. [03:15:07] <04@Judas`> "You ladies got business cards?" [03:15:42] * @Jack` says something into his phone [03:15:43] <04+McJackknife> they Look at you funnily.. and The other one turns it's right tit out and a small holo display pops up.. advertising their Website. [03:15:59] <04@Jack`> ((lol)) [03:16:20] * @Judas` looks at Jack. [03:16:30] <04@Judas`> "You have ten seconds to convince me." [03:16:38] <04@Judas`> "Nine...." [03:17:14] <04@Judas`> "...Eight." [03:17:36] <04@Judas`> "Seven?" [03:17:39] * @Judas` frowns. [03:18:02] <04@Judas`> "Six." [03:18:03] * @Jack` taps Judas, Cross, and CliveOwen [03:18:06] <04@Jack`> ((is that everyone?)) [03:18:20] <04@Jack`> "If you all want to make some money, meet me upstairs in 10 minutes." [03:18:26] <04+McJackknife> jack's phonecall Ends. [03:18:30] <04@Judas`> "How much are we talking?" [03:18:33] <04@Judas`> "Five..." [03:18:34] <04+McJackknife> (the rest were contacted by fixers.. ) [03:18:46] * @Judas` looks at the holo, copying down the grid address. [03:18:48] * +Cross nods, "Alright, terrif, you got it." [03:18:55] <04+McJackknife> (before arriving, that a big run is at the bar to offer) [03:18:55] <04@Judas`> "Four..." [03:19:02] * +Cross gets a glass of red wine and smokes a cigarette before heading upstairs. [03:19:18] * @Jack` talks to the bartender and secures a room [03:19:31] <04+McJackknife> Jack gets handed a card key to Room 3B [03:19:37] * @Jack` writes the room # on a napkin and shows each man [03:20:00] <04@Judas`> ((wow, no mention of amounts)) [03:20:15] * @Jack` heads up to the room [03:20:17] <04@Judas`> ((sex with 8 boobs, or indeterminate amount of money...)) [03:20:25] <04+McJackknife> (they Said it was 100,000 for the group) [03:20:28] <04+McJackknife> (your fixers) [03:21:18] <04@Judas`> ((oh!)) [03:21:23] <04@Judas`> "Sorry ladies, duty calls." [03:21:33] * @Judas` slips his credstick into his coat. [03:21:37] <04@Judas`> "I'll be back." [03:21:40] <04+McJackknife> they look unhappy and look out for the next john. [03:21:43] <04@Judas`> "..." [03:21:48] * @Judas` goes to the room. [03:21:57] <04+McJackknife> cross, Clive? [03:22:13] * +Cross finds the room and wanders up to it. [03:22:17] * +CliveOwen finishes reading his list then heads up stairs [03:22:53] * @Judas` gets another glass of whiskey [03:22:56] <04+McJackknife> so by now Everyone is at room 3b.. [03:23:09] * @Judas` stands beside the door, watching everyone enter. [03:23:24] <04+McJackknife> the room is rather large 10 x 15 ft room. Centralized couch, and nice windows, with sunlight in, Nothing going out [03:23:30] <04@Judas`> "This better be that big job I got wind of, or someone owes me 4 sets of titties..." [03:24:03] <04@Jack`> "Jesus Christ, those girls are here every Tuesday...I heard, I mean..." [03:24:45] <04@Jack`> "You all look like professionals. If you don't understand what I mean by that, now is a good time to leave..." [03:25:20] <04@Judas`> "Nice tie." [03:25:45] <04@Judas`> ((....running....joke....)) [03:25:49] * +CliveOwen looks over everyone [03:27:00] <04@Judas`> ((should i play Flynn instead?)) [03:27:18] <04+McJackknife> ((no. )) [03:27:26] <04@Judas`> ((Twitch>)) [03:27:39] <04@Judas`> ((i just suddenly dropped out of Judas mode...)) [03:27:46] <04+McJackknife> ((Oh and Jack, your mark earns 1.2 BILLION nuyen a year )) [03:28:20] <04+McJackknife> Clive, Cross, Speak! [03:28:41] <04@Judas`> ((i smell BIG SCORE)) [03:28:42] * +McJackknife Cracks whip [03:28:52] * +CliveOwen keeps looking around [03:29:09] * @Judas` eyes Jack. "Nice tie. Do I call you Johnson?" [03:29:14] <04+CliveOwen> "So whats this job, I have other work I could be doing so it better be worth it." [03:30:06] <04@Judas`> ((heh, i wonder if drinking heavily and playing will be as fun as drinking and GM'ing)) [03:30:18] <04@Jack`> "No, call me Jack." [03:30:45] <04+Cross> "25,000 for work is pretty good.. what's the catch?" [03:30:45] <04@Jack`> "I'd assumed you heard. You know anything about these hookers that are apparently whacking their johns? In the bad way?" [03:31:08] <04@Judas`> "Only that it's bad for business." [03:31:16] <04@Judas`> "And I sleep with my gun in hand." [03:31:19] <04@Judas`> "..." [03:31:26] <04@Judas`> "Or I've heard that...some...do...." [03:31:29] <04@Judas`> "..." [03:31:38] <04@Jack`> "Let's just say there's a hell of a catch. A buddy of mine called and said he could get me the inside track on the reward. He's supposed to have contacted some of you all, I dunno how much you know." [03:31:54] <04+CliveOwen> "Yeah I've heard, I got a friend in the buisiness... not good for him right now [03:31:56] <04+CliveOwen> ." [03:31:58] <04@Judas`> "Neither do I, so start talking, Jack." [03:32:07] <04@Judas`> "Name's Judas, by the way." [03:32:52] <04@Jack`> "Basically Caroline Evers, a former renraku executive, is the person lone star suspects most right now. They suspect that she's engineered a virus that's messing with their headware and turning them to assassins." [03:33:38] <04@Jack`> "They can't touch her legally, but if we can get some proof...or stop the assassinations by stopping her...LS will pay us a $100k reward." [03:33:52] <04+CliveOwen> "she must have some moral quam against Johns." [03:34:19] <04@Judas`> "So we wax some broad for a cool hundred grand?" [03:34:22] <04@Judas`> "I'm in." [03:34:24] <04@Jack`> "What she has is 1.2 BILLION...with a 'B'...nuyen in assets and the security to back it up. Word on the street is that she's 90% cyber. And her friends are about as bad." [03:34:37] <04@Judas`> "Still in." [03:34:48] <04@Judas`> "...This is group pay, right?" [03:34:53] * @Judas` eyes the rest of the group. [03:35:02] <04@Jack`> "It's a reward." [03:35:09] * @Jack` looks at Judas [03:35:29] <04+CliveOwen> "Well.... I duno sounds like a rough job, but hell why not, You guys will probably want a good driver." [03:35:32] <04@Judas`> "..." [03:35:37] <04@Judas`> "This is group pay, right?" [03:35:43] <04@Jack`> "I have the inside track with a guy at Lone Star, so we go through him to get the reward. Otherwise you can take your chances walking into a Loan Star station and asking for money." [03:35:55] <04@Jack`> "...so don't try to kill me. Or anyone else for that matter. Let's just get it done and be on." [03:36:19] <04@Judas`> "I didn't get this far without some kind of honor, Jack. kepp your panties on." [03:36:31] <04@Judas`> "Wait.." [03:36:40] <04+Cross> (( haven't jack and judas worked together before? )) [03:36:44] <04@Judas`> "We're expected to trust Lone Star to just hand over this reward?" [03:36:49] <04@Judas`> ((no)) [03:36:57] <04@Jack`> "You're expected to trust my contact." [03:36:58] <04@Judas`> ((Flynn and Jack did)) [03:37:07] <04@Judas`> "Do you trust your contact?" [03:37:14] * @Judas` watches Jack's eyes. [03:38:02] <04@Jack`> "Yes, yes." [03:38:09] <04@Judas`> "Fair enough." [03:38:11] <04@Jack`> "Or else I wouldn't be here. Now you all in or what?" [03:38:11] <04@Judas`> "Let's roll." [03:38:21] <04+Cross> "It sounds odd to me too... A Renraku executive.. Doesn't Lonestar have anyone on the inside more qualified to do this?" [03:38:22] <04@Jack`> "This will take a hell of a plan..." [03:38:32] <04@Judas`> "I have one..." [03:38:34] <04@Jack`> "Cross, not legally." [03:38:39] <04@Judas`> "Listen closely now." [03:38:44] <04@Judas`> "We find her residence..." [03:38:45] <04+Cross> "Okay." [03:38:57] <04@Judas`> "Break through whatever security she has posted." [03:38:57] <04@Jack`> "She's got several million nuyen in security, cyber out the ass and she's a public figure" [03:39:05] <04@Judas`> "Kick down her door, and shoot the place up." [03:39:13] <04+Cross> "We need something to bring her to us." [03:39:17] <04+Cross> "Does she have relatives?" [03:39:18] <04@Judas`> "Collect nuyen." [03:39:34] <04@Jack`> "Hmm..good call Cross." [03:39:40] * @Jack` gets on the phone [03:39:50] * @Judas` nurses his whiskey. [03:39:58] * +CliveOwen sits back and thinks to himself [03:40:01] <04+Cross> "Maybe not relatives, but something with enough leverage to put her where we want her." [03:40:15] <04@Judas`> "Whores rarely have loyalties." [03:40:16] * +Cross offers the group cigarettes. [03:40:25] * @Jack` takes one [03:40:28] * @Judas` takes one, sniffing it to assess it's true contents. [03:40:28] <04@Jack`> "Thanks chummer" [03:40:35] <04+McJackknife> ((Note she's Worth several times over the entire assets of Lonestar)) [03:40:50] <04@Judas`> ((LS is a corporation)) [03:40:51] <04+McJackknife> (reading PM) [03:40:55] <04@Jack`> ((doubtful, but point taken)) [03:40:57] <04+McJackknife> ((Yes. And she's worth more then them) [03:41:01] <04@Jack`> ((GMSG)) [03:41:16] <04@Judas`> ((wish Judas knew that in character)) [03:41:23] <04@Judas`> ((wish someone would tell him that...)) [03:41:30] * @Judas` downs his whiskey. [03:41:34] <04@Jack`> ((I just told you she's worth billion with a b)) [03:41:47] <04@Judas`> ((corps are worth hundreds of billions)) [03:42:08] <04@Judas`> ((especially Big Ten's)) [03:42:17] <04+McJackknife> ((That's just her Salary. )) [03:42:48] * Joins: BurnEdOut (~fake@CPE-65-25-223-157.mn.rr.co m) [03:42:54] <04@Judas`> ((again: Judas doesn't knwo this)) [03:43:00] * @Judas` looks at Jack [03:43:04] <04BurnEdOut> ((Woo! Give ed a bazillion karma!!)) [03:43:07] * Judas` sets mode: +v BurnEdOut [03:43:29] <04+McJackknife> !dice 4 6 [03:43:29] <04@SR-Dice> McJackknife rolled -+ 2 1 10 2 +- Succes -> 1 [03:43:34] * @Jack` is on phone [03:43:42] <04@Judas`> "Since this is a reward, I guess you don't mind if I call in some bigger guns?" [03:43:44] <04+BurnEdOut> ((...who'se the GM here?? [03:43:45] <04+BurnEdOut> ))) [03:43:48] <04@Judas`> ((Jack)) [03:43:52] <04+McJackknife> Me is ed. Bend over and spread em [03:44:01] * BurnEdOut is now known as Grubber [03:44:17] * +CliveOwen pulls up his most recent maps on his pocket secretary and trys to locate the womans residence and routes to and from it [03:44:23] * @Judas` dials his only friend.... [03:44:42] <04@Judas`> "Grubber, it's Judas...You up for a five-way cut of 100k?" [03:44:57] <04+Grubber> ((I dont have a char sheet)) [03:45:03] <04@Judas`> (i got you)) [03:45:28] <04+Grubber> "Mrruh...sounds good but I dun'do dat nummore...but...wuts the skinny?" [03:45:48] <04+Grubber> ((AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!)) [03:46:07] <04@Judas`> "Some slitch is knocking off her johns left and right. High profile johns. We're paid to stop her, if you get my drift." [03:46:11] <04@Judas`> "It'll be fun." [03:46:21] <04@Judas`> "You in?" [03:46:23] <04+Grubber> ((its going to take me some time to fix the sheet)) [03:46:32] <04@Judas`> ((is it broken?)) [03:46:37] <04@Judas`> ((open it with wordpad)) [03:46:55] <04+Grubber> "'i profile?! sounds dangrous" [03:47:25] <04+Grubber> ((aahhh, wordpad!!)) [03:47:33] <04@Judas`> "It is." [03:48:08] <04@Judas`> "Get to the Sleezy Euro." [03:48:13] <04@Judas`> "Asap." [03:48:24] <04@Judas`> "Bring the Hello Kitty Mask." [03:48:28] <04+Grubber> ((lol)) [03:48:49] * +Grubber breaks the lock off his running gear trunk and suits up again for the first time in years [03:49:20] * @Judas` hangs up. [03:49:25] <04@Judas`> "No fear, gentlemen." [03:49:29] <04@Judas`> "Help is on the way." [03:49:48] <04+McJackknife> Grubber finds he has a severe case of jock itch. [03:49:51] <04@Judas`> "So, who is everyone and what do you do? [03:49:52] <04@Judas`> " [03:50:08] <04+CliveOwen> "I am Clive, I am a driver." [03:50:37] <04+Cross> "I'm Cross.. I don't do much, but I can get inside places and I can use a blade." [03:50:39] <04@Judas`> "What do you drive, Clive?" [03:50:55] * @Judas` looks cross up and down, sixing him up. [03:50:58] * +Grubber heads off to the meet with the hello kitty mask hanging about his neck [03:51:08] <04@Judas`> "You're not from the Tir, are you, elf?" [03:51:17] <04+CliveOwen> "currently a Toyota Elite... customized a bit of course." [03:51:24] <04+Cross> "Heh.. Guess you can weed us out. No, I'm not far at all." [03:51:34] <04+McJackknife> Grubber butts heads with Ork bus boys, before being let up stairs. [03:51:41] <04+Cross> err [03:51:47] <04+Cross> "Yes I am from the Tir." [03:51:59] <04@Judas`> ". . ." [03:52:07] <04@Judas`> "You familiar with the Bladsinger?" [03:52:14] <04@Judas`> ((Bladesinger)) [03:52:18] <04+McJackknife> !dice 6 8 [03:52:18] <04@SR-Dice> McJackknife rolled -+ 5 4 10 3 3 4 +- Succes -> 1 [03:52:24] <04@Jack`> ((does jack know grubber?)) [03:52:33] <04@Judas`> ((not to my knowledge)) [03:53:24] <04+McJackknife> !dice 6 8 [03:53:25] <04@SR-Dice> McJackknife rolled -+ 11 2 4 2 4 4 +- Succes -> 1 [03:53:50] <04+Cross> "No, I don't know the Bladesinger.." [03:54:02] <04@Judas`> "Hmmm, right." [03:54:12] <04+Cross> "I mean, I don't know any.." [03:54:20] <04@Judas`> "Well, just don't start whipping out grenade launchers and we'll be fine." [03:54:26] <04@Judas`> "..." [03:54:34] <04+Cross> "You don't have to worry about that..." [03:54:34] <04@Judas`> "Yeah, well, I did." [03:54:38] <04+CliveOwen> "What do you do Judas?" [03:54:51] <04+McJackknife> I got Grubber from fly. [03:54:55] <04+McJackknife> redcc? [03:54:56] * @Judas` takes a pull from his whiskey and pours the rest on the floor, "One for my homey." [03:55:06] <04@Judas`> .me looks up./ [03:55:19] * @Judas` looks up. [03:55:27] <04+McJackknife> Jack is done with his long Sweaty, Steamy phone call. [03:55:44] <04@Judas`> "I kill things and break people." [03:55:47] <04@Jack`> " [03:55:49] <04@Judas`> "A lot of people." [03:55:50] <04@Jack`> "Ok..." [03:55:58] * @Judas` looks over at the bum. [03:56:12] <04@Judas`> "I called in another runner, Jack." [03:56:19] <04@Jack`> "Why?" [03:56:20] <04@Judas`> "Knew you wouldn;t mind." [03:56:27] <04@Judas`> "We'll need him." [03:56:33] <04@Jack`> "Well, why will we need him?" [03:56:41] <04@Judas`> "If this slitch has got the firepower you says she does." [03:56:46] <04@Judas`> "We will." [03:57:11] <04@Judas`> "And he's the only person I trust." [03:57:12] <04+Cross> "Well, more help sounds like a good idea to me... Five thousand isn't that big of a slice in pay for some peace of mind." [03:57:21] <04@Jack`> "That's not much of an answer, and the way I see it you cost everyone in the room 5,000 nuyen. I was just wondering if there was a particular reason" [03:57:34] <04@Jack`> "Is he a magician? Or a decker?" [03:57:40] <04@Judas`> "Because he's big, green, and is really good at smashing things." [03:57:45] <04@Jack`> "..." [03:57:48] <04@Judas`> "That's why." [03:57:55] <04@Jack`> "Big, green and good at smashing things...Right." [03:58:00] <04+Cross> "I'm hoping there's a magician among us?" [03:58:05] * @Judas` nods, satisfied. [03:58:07] <04@Jack`> "Jesus, so am I." [03:58:11] * +Grubber comes crashing into the room. [03:58:23] * @Judas` looks up. [03:58:26] * +Grubber is a large troll. He looks to be about 500 pounds, but [03:58:27] <04+Grubber> you can detect not the slightest bit of fat on him. He has green eyes, and a pink [03:58:27] <04+Grubber> Mo-hawk, which is sprayed heavily. He is wearing a techno looking outfit with [03:58:27] <04+Grubber> wild colors and glossy textures. His horns are tilted outward, and he wears a [03:58:27] <04+Grubber> shit eating grin on his face. He has a pair of black leather steel-toed boots on, [03:58:27] <04+Grubber> and has expensive looking gold rings. [03:58:29] <04+Grubber> DOH! [03:58:33] <04+McJackknife> Grubber has apparently trampled some poor elf to death in his rutting [03:58:34] <04+CliveOwen> ((haha)) [03:58:39] * @Jack` looks at Grubber [03:58:39] <04+Cross> (( good one ed )) [03:58:41] <04@Judas`> "GRUBBER!" [03:58:45] * @Jack` looks at Judas [03:58:58] * @Judas` looks...happy...doesn't suit him. [03:59:04] * +Grubber is a large troll. He looks to be about 500 pounds, but you can detect not the slightest bit of fat on him. He has green eyes, and a pink Mo-hawk, which is sprayed heavily. He is wearing a techno looking outfit with wild colors and glossy textures. His horns are tilted outward, and he wears a shit eating grin on his face. He has a pair of black leather steel-toed boots on, and has expensive looking gold rings. [03:59:15] <04+Cross> (( oh grubber is a decker right? )) [03:59:15] * +Grubber is quite handsome for a troll. He has no visible warts and a nice clear complexion. The only two faults you see in this well off troll's straight teeth, and smooth as a baby's bottom complexion are the scar on his right cheek, and the broken canine. Another noticeable thing about him, is the fact he is wearing a bone in his ear piercing. He also has a skull on a necklace and a red bandanna around his head. [03:59:26] * +Grubber also has a black piece of cloth wrapped around his right hand, and has a pair of black shades on his head. He grunts a lot, and the only things you can see him carrying are his guitar, which is strapped to his back, and a baseball bat, which is strapped right next to the guitar. He looks like some sort of rocker, and walks with an odd strut. His voice is gruff and in a thick British accent, and his goatee is a dark black. [03:59:33] <04+Grubber> ((no)) [03:59:35] <04@Jack`> ((jesus, what the fuck)) [03:59:52] <04+Cross> (( i thought you turned him into a combat decker )) [03:59:52] <04+McJackknife> (grub== streete sam) [04:00:01] * @Judas` pulls out a garfield mask from his coat pocket and slips it over his head. [04:00:05] <04+Grubber> ((oh wait, yeah, I guess maybe I did)) [04:00:13] <04@Judas`> ((you TRIED)) [04:00:14] <04+Cross> (( but i guess he's still just a huge troll with a 3,000 paragraph description.. haha.)) [04:00:17] <04@Judas`> ((it didn;t work out)) [04:00:38] <04@Jack`> "Ok, well, 'Grubber' glad to have you aboard. I know we all have friends and buddies who could use a score, but this money, if we all live to see it, is already being split 5 ways. So let's try to keep it to necessary personnel only, please." [04:01:00] * +Grubber grunts acknowledgements to everyone in the room [04:01:18] <04+CliveOwen> "I say once we kill the woman we strip her cyber away and maybe grab a few choice items eahc and we can recover that 5K each easily." [04:01:20] * @Judas` looks at Jack, now wearing a bad rubber garfield face. [04:01:43] <04@Jack`> "Clive, I think you are greatly underestimating this..." [04:01:48] <04@Judas`> "If this slitch is worth over a billion, we can make the pay looting her ass, and then some." [04:01:50] * +Grubber slips the hello kitty mask up over his face. [04:01:55] <04+Grubber> "Alright, lets start some shit!!" [04:01:59] * @Judas` looks at Grubber. [04:02:07] * @Jack` puts his head in his hands [04:02:15] <04@Judas`> "Been a while, man." [04:02:17] <04+CliveOwen> "Jack your sort of a bring down huh?" [04:02:18] <04@Jack`> "There a rigger here?" [04:02:25] <04+Cross> "Grubber, what part of the British isles are you from?" [04:02:28] * @Jack` looks at CliveOwen [04:02:28] <04+CliveOwen> "I am the rigger..." [04:02:31] <04@Jack`> "Yes." [04:02:34] * @Judas` points at Clive, "A driver!" [04:02:34] <04@Jack`> "You got drones?" [04:02:39] <04@Jack`> "Can you put a tail on this bitch?" [04:02:45] <04+CliveOwen> "No drones, don't like drones." [04:02:46] <04@Judas`> "He had a Toyota." [04:02:51] <04@Jack`> "..." [04:02:52] <04@Judas`> has)) [04:02:52] <04+Grubber> "Grew up in the gutters of London t'll I was six-teen..." [04:02:54] * @Jack` sighs again [04:03:25] <04+CliveOwen> "I am a driver not some remote control junkie with big metal bugs." [04:03:43] * @Judas` unhooks the guitar from Grubber's back and starts playing Stariway off key. [04:03:46] <04@Jack`> "'Big metal bugs' can discretely follow someone from 30,000 feet..." [04:04:03] <04@Jack`> "Which is the first thing we need to do. Find out as much as we can about our target." [04:04:08] <04@Judas`> "Doo, doo doo...dun..doo doo...Damn." [04:04:10] <04+Grubber> "Could ye drive us to the big metal bug-store perchance?" [04:04:10] <04+Cross> "Okay, well obviously that isn't an option in this case." [04:04:14] <04+Cross> "Now what are we going to do?" [04:04:22] <04+CliveOwen> "And they make a guy loose his humanity, I tryed using drones before felt too strange don't like em." [04:04:26] <04@Judas`> "Bugs??" [04:04:32] * @Judas` makes a sour face. [04:04:39] <04@Judas`> "I don't like bugs..." [04:04:45] <04@Judas`> "I don't like em one bit." [04:04:57] <04@Jack`> "What are we going to do? Someone is going to DISCRETELY follow Ms. Evers and find out as much as we can." [04:05:12] <04+Grubber> "Begs ain't bad wif dippin sauce..." [04:05:28] <04+Cross> "Well what else can we find.. Someone that rich has to have her life posted all over tabloids." [04:05:28] <04+McJackknife> Note, she lives in a AAA zone [04:05:45] <04+Grubber> ((brb)) [04:05:59] <04+CliveOwen> "if all we are getting paid is the 20K each and no expenses then it's not worth getting drones, they are too expensive." [04:06:04] <04@Judas`> (( a what????) [04:06:15] <04@Judas`> "Yeah." [04:06:15] <04@Jack`> "I had a decker buddy of mine look up some info, as much as he could." [04:06:26] <04@Judas`> "Haven't you ever heard of the Samurai Code, Jack?" [04:06:28] <04+McJackknife> (security zone.. ) [04:06:44] * @Jack` rubs his temples [04:06:46] <04@Jack`> "No..." [04:06:54] <04@Judas`> " I'll run through this foolproof plan once again..." [04:06:59] <04@Judas`> "Listen closely, right..." [04:07:26] <04@Judas`> "We find her residence, see...Do some reconnaissance for about 6 hours...Come in, kill her goons, kick down her front door, and blow her away." [04:07:33] <04@Judas`> "Then we collect our paycheck." [04:07:40] <04+Cross> "We need insurance on her. Or we need to somehow get close to her.. Find out if she attends social gatherings, house warming parties and other such things." [04:07:42] <04@Judas`> "Simple." [04:07:50] <04@Jack`> "Ok, sounds good to me." [04:07:54] * @Judas` looks around for approval." [04:08:00] <04@Judas`> "I knew you'd understand." [04:08:08] <04+CliveOwen> "Just try avoid wrecking my car." [04:08:17] <04+Cross> "Or we could do that.. I mean, whatever the group wants." [04:08:24] <04@Jack`> "I suggest 'we' hit her house head on, then see what her security procedures are." [04:08:45] <04@Jack`> "I'm thinking if we hit hard enough they'll try to evac her in an armored van or a chopper." [04:09:00] <04+Cross> "Armored van or chopper." [04:09:10] <04+Cross> "Then what? We can throw bloody rocks and pens at it?" [04:09:13] * @Jack` looks at Cross. "Just a guess." [04:09:19] <04@Judas`> "We'll need SAM's for the Toyota." [04:09:20] <04+CliveOwen> "Either that or if she is as cybered as you say she'll be over confident and try kick our asses." [04:09:24] <04@Jack`> "No, then we come back later." [04:09:31] <04+Cross> "True.. but what after?" [04:09:34] <04@Judas`> "Fuck that." [04:09:37] <04@Jack`> "And hit again, except we have a plan in place to deal with her security." [04:09:45] <04+Grubber> "Why dunt we jus go to'wer house in de middle of da night, an' set fire to it!" [04:09:50] <04@Judas`> "SAM's will bring this, MYTHICAL chopper down." [04:09:55] <04+Cross> "If she is that cybered it might not be that hard for her to kick our asses." [04:10:04] <04@Jack`> "So if they take her out via chopper, we find out what kind of chipper it is." [04:10:05] * @Judas` looks at Grubber. [04:10:14] <04@Judas`> "Good plan!" [04:10:14] <04@Jack`> "If they come out in a van, we find out how to disable the van." [04:10:23] <04@Judas`> "We burn her place down, THEN kick in the door!" [04:10:27] <04+CliveOwen> "Do we need evidence of her death?" [04:10:30] <04@Judas`> "Missile." [04:10:31] <04+Cross> "But what if they move her to a new place.. Or what if that copper turns on it and starts spraying down brimstone.." [04:10:45] <04@Jack`> "I don't think we even necessarily have to kill her." [04:10:46] <04@Judas`> "Every problem can be solved by a well-placed missile." [04:10:51] <04@Judas`> "Oh we do..." [04:10:52] <04@Judas`> "We do. [04:10:56] <04+CliveOwen> "Personally I like my car and my self and want to stay intact." [04:10:59] <04+McJackknife> (do ANy of you even have missiles ; ) [04:11:04] <04@Jack`> "Cross, the plan here is that we feign an attack then see how they react." [04:11:07] <04@Judas`> ((not yet!)) [04:11:20] <04@Judas`> "Fein an attack?" [04:11:21] <04@Jack`> "Then we prepare for that when we make our real attack." [04:11:29] <04@Judas`> "What kind of pussy one-night shadowrun is that??" [04:11:41] <04@Judas`> "If we fuck it up, she'll jsut quadruple her security." [04:11:42] <04+Cross> "If that is what you want to do, we can do that. But I lack the firepower to provide a decent "attack" on someone with security measures such as this." [04:11:56] <04+Cross> "I was thinking more along the lines of getting her through manipulation or bribery or assassination." [04:12:08] <04@Jack`> "Cross, that's right. That's why we evaluate her defenses and attack at their weakness." [04:12:11] <04@Judas`> "Or kicking down her door and blowing her face off!" [04:12:15] <04+Grubber> "Or we could tunner our way into the house and blast our way out!" [04:12:20] <04+Cross> "Or find another way to get to her besides at her house." [04:12:24] <04+Grubber> ((erm, tunnel)) [04:12:25] <04@Jack`> "Only a fool"...Jack pauses..."Would attack those security measures head on." [04:12:35] <04+McJackknife> (( Jack, please inform them some of things you learned by now )) [04:12:44] <04@Judas`> "You're a shadowrunner, right, Jack? Or you claim to be." [04:12:54] <04+Cross> "She has to leave. She can't live in there forever, despite how rich she is." [04:12:59] <04@Jack`> "I think it's a good idea to attack her and see what her security can really do." [04:13:03] <04+Cross> "We can get her out in the open somehow. If we wait." [04:13:16] <04@Judas`> "Okay, sounds like you jsut volunteered." [04:13:32] <04+Cross> "Wait. Does she have children, sisters, relatives, loved ones." [04:13:36] <04+Grubber> "Why don't we find out where she buys her groceries, then set fire to dat place. After a few munths she's bound to starve..." [04:13:37] <04+Cross> "Friends. Anyone we can get to." [04:13:39] <04+CliveOwen> "can we just wait for her to leave and attack her on route to a different place? [04:13:40] <04+CliveOwen> " [04:13:47] <04+Cross> "Do you think someone that rich buys her own groceries?" [04:13:56] * @Jack` looks at Judas and Grubber [04:13:58] <04+CliveOwen> "there would be less forces if shes traveling." [04:13:58] <04+Grubber> "Either way, fire equals no grocerys." [04:13:59] <04@Jack`> "We can do a lot of things..." [04:14:12] <04+Cross> "I'm not even close to being that wealthy and I don't buy my own groceries." [04:14:37] * +Cross chain smokes cigarettes. [04:14:51] <04@Judas`> "Which is why we recon for 6 hours, find out her securitty patrols, then hit the place and kill her!" [04:14:53] <04+Grubber> "I'm not sayin' she does buy 'er own grocerys." [04:15:01] <04+Cross> "Okay okay.." [04:15:07] <04@Judas`> "RECON!!!!!!" [04:15:14] <04@Jack`> "I got intel already" [04:15:18] * @Judas` looks around. [04:15:22] <04+Cross> "This woman has over a billion dollars and is at the head of a big conspiracy or something or other." [04:15:28] <04@Judas`> "That'd be nice, for a change." [04:15:46] <04+Cross> "Obviously she is going to be smart enough to invest her seemingly endless amount of money on protection and countermeasures to anything five shadowrunners can do to her in the middle of the night." [04:16:02] <04+Cross> "Now tell me if I am the only one thinking this and I'll shutup, but attacking her house doesn't sound that smart to me." [04:16:06] <04@Jack`> "She has her own security teams...about 20 people per night. They have medium security armor and anti-armor weaponry." [04:16:15] <04+Cross> "Do any of us even have or know how to use missiles?" [04:16:41] <04@Jack`> "AND she's still a renraku employee." [04:16:45] <04@Jack`> "Do the math." [04:17:01] <04+Cross> "Doesn't Renraku have their own security team of street samurais.. The red novas or whatever?" [04:17:13] <04+Cross> "That's definately not a group I want to have patrolling her house after we feign an attack." [04:17:18] <04@Judas`> "Ok." [04:17:29] <04@Judas`> "Her;e what we;l do. [04:17:34] <04@Judas`> "We'll recon for 6 hours." [04:17:38] <04+CliveOwen> "LETS attack her on the move, she'd probabyl only have half a dozen with her then." [04:17:42] <04+Cross> "Let's recon for 6 hours and then argue." [04:17:45] <04@Judas`> "Then have Jack hit the front door." [04:18:02] <04@Judas`> "While they kill him, we all attack her back door, kick it down, and shoot her face off!" [04:18:12] <04@Judas`> "Then, collect paycheck." [04:18:20] <04+Cross> "Do we have images or printouts of her house, Jack?" [04:18:26] <04@Judas`> "She;s a corporate employee, whcih is good. Corporations don;t hold grudges." [04:18:31] <04@Jack`> "I could try and get some." [04:18:40] <04@Judas`> "Once she's dead, they'll leave us alone." [04:18:44] <04+Cross> "I think that'd help." [04:19:02] <04@Jack`> "Well Cross, we don't know if the red novas are involved or not. I suggest we let these two muscle heads blow some things up." [04:19:14] <04@Jack`> "Then, assuming we all survive, we'll know who the players are..." [04:19:16] <04+Cross> "I say we recon for 6 hours, and investigate this woman, and if she leaves we try and hit her on the go like Clive suggested." [04:19:29] * +Grubber raises his hand [04:19:32] <04+Cross> "In that 6 hours we could figure it out." [04:19:41] * +CliveOwen looks at grubber [04:19:45] * @Judas` slides his Garfield mask onto the top of his bald head. [04:19:45] <04+CliveOwen> "yes?" [04:19:48] <04+Grubber> "m'I a muscle 'ead?" [04:19:54] * @Jack` looks at Grubber [04:19:56] <04@Jack`> "Yes." [04:19:58] * +Cross chuckles. [04:20:02] <04+Grubber> "Ah." [04:20:02] <04@Jack`> "How do you intend to recon?" [04:20:04] <04+Grubber> "Okay." [04:20:15] <04@Judas`> "In all seriousness, Mr, Jack Johnson....Is she attending any functions in the near future?" [04:20:19] <04+Cross> "Sit outside her house with a cup of coffee and a magazine." [04:20:21] <04@Judas`> "Balls, the opera?" [04:20:21] * +Grubber punches his fist into his other palm. "Heh heh heh, I was 'opin so...." [04:20:29] <04@Judas`> "What's her schedule?" [04:20:32] <04@Jack`> "Dunno. What are you thinking?" [04:20:37] <04+Cross> "That's what I was thinking Judas.." [04:20:50] <04+McJackknife> ok [04:20:51] <04@Judas`> "Well, if she;s remote, her securirty will be much more dispersed." [04:20:54] <04+Cross> "Social gatherings. We could blend right in, and attack." [04:20:59] <04@Judas`> "We won't have to move on the home court." [04:21:02] <04@Jack`> "Blend right..." [04:21:12] <04@Judas`> "Hey, pal...I can blend." [04:21:16] <04+Cross> "Okay okay.. We could blend though, Seattle is a colorful town." [04:21:20] <04@Jack`> "Right." [04:21:22] * @Judas` picks at his nose. [04:21:25] * +Cross looks at Grubber's mohawk. [04:21:37] <04+Cross> "Operas are probably out of the question." [04:21:41] <04+CliveOwen> "I can Blend, I drive for many people, could be a chaufer." [04:21:52] <04@Judas`> "Fuck that." [04:21:53] <04@Jack`> "The odds aren't too bad. For my money, she could take all of us out pretty much by herself." [04:22:03] <04@Jack`> "So, a direct confrontation should be out of the question." [04:22:19] <04@Judas`> "I've never gotten to blow up an opera house." [04:22:20] <04@Jack`> "My first thought it to lure her into an ambush." [04:22:25] <04+Cross> "Well we need to start following her and watching her." [04:22:30] <04@Jack`> "She has a lot of connections, a lot of dirty business." [04:22:30] * @Judas` looks at Jack. [04:22:53] <04@Judas`> "I don;t car ehow cybered up a bitch is, I could take her head on." [04:23:07] <04@Judas`> "She's also a suit...And corporations don't keep grudges." [04:23:08] <04@Jack`> "We need to find some way to get her to meet what she thinks is a business contact or a shadowrunner she knows...they site the place with machine guns and mortars if necessary." [04:23:15] <04@Judas`> "They're all about business and dollar amounts." [04:23:27] <04@Judas`> "Chasing us would be a watse of resources if we off her ass." [04:24:02] <04+Cross> "Well, we're going through LoneStar.. They can't trace it back to 5 random Shadowrunners." [04:24:08] <04@Jack`> "That's my vote. Lure her somewhere where she feels safe, or even that she has the upper hand. Then light her up." [04:24:27] <04@Judas`> "Mortars my ass...C12'll do the trick." [04:24:37] <04@Jack`> "That'll work fine." [04:24:49] <04@Judas`> "Good, you can wear the lined vest." [04:24:54] * @Judas` grins. [04:25:08] <04+McJackknife> ( I'm texting an npc during this planning) [04:25:16] <04@Judas`> "I still say you check her schedule, and we work from there." [04:25:36] <04+Cross> "Yeah, do that." [04:25:39] <04@Jack`> "I can look around, but engaging her in public means she has the upper hand." [04:25:43] <04+CliveOwen> "Anyone got something edible in here? I am feeling a bit hungry." [04:25:45] <04@Judas`> "If she has a meeting, we hijack it. IF she has a ball or some other high-society, drek, we hit that." [04:25:45] * @Jack` pulls out his phone [04:25:58] <04@Judas`> "It also means her security is more spread out." [04:25:59] <04+Cross> "I don't know any contacts who can find things out about anything in Renraku, sadly." [04:26:10] <04@Judas`> "Which is good for us." [04:26:12] <04@Jack`> "Yeah, but we have to fight fair." [04:26:14] <04+Cross> "It also means we have more angles of attack." [04:26:22] <04@Jack`> "Meaning, no machine guns, no rocket launchers." [04:26:24] <04+Cross> "If she is sitting in a bleacher somewhere we can all take a shot at her and her comrades." [04:26:38] <04+Cross> "What kind of Shadowrunner ever fights fair?" [04:27:02] <04+Grubber> "yeah...whut?" [04:27:04] <04+CliveOwen> "I agree fighting fair only means dying faster...." [04:27:09] <04@Judas`> "..." [04:27:12] <04@Jack`> "You can't exactly shoot up a society ball with heavy weapons...god help you if you kill the mayor or a mob boss with a stray rocket." [04:27:21] <04@Judas`> "Fuck them." [04:27:22] <04+Grubber> "Fighting fair is fer people with 'onor." [04:27:28] <04@Jack`> "The goal would be to get her somewhere that we have the advantage." [04:27:31] <04@Judas`> "Bring it on, I say." [04:27:51] <04+CliveOwen> "I am the driver I don't get in head on fights.... thats your job. I just get ya away ASAP alive." [04:27:54] <04+Cross> "Well, let's just say we aim as best we can..." [04:27:57] <04@Judas`> "Well hypothesiszing about some fictional meeting isn't gonna do squat..>So get cracking on the legwork." [04:27:57] <04@Jack`> "Engaging her in a public place means SHE has the advantage, in that we have a limited selection of weapons and we have to contend with external secuirty." [04:28:08] <04+Cross> " [04:28:10] <04@Judas`> "I digress...." [04:28:19] <04+Cross> (( let's just egg her house and kill her when she comes out )) [04:28:21] <04@Judas`> "Hypothesiszing about some fictional meeting isn't gonna do squat..>So get cracking on the legwork." [04:28:33] <04+Grubber> "Hrumm...." [04:28:38] <04+CliveOwen> "you said that already." [04:28:39] * +Grubber pulls out a cigar and lights up [04:28:39] <04@Jack`> ((ugh, you all are WEAK)) [04:28:57] <04@Judas`> "Yes, Clive, but I digressed." [04:29:37] <04@Jack`> ((hurry up and get yourselves killed so I can collect some karma off this)) [04:29:43] <04+CliveOwen> "I see.... ok lets go I have room in my car for us... maybe not the troll but I am sure we can squeeze in if we must." [04:30:17] <04@Judas`> "..." [04:30:25] <04+Grubber> ((to digress means to go off the subject so you'll stop talking about it and get back to the subject. Are you thinking reiterate?)) [04:30:28] <04@Judas`> "Who;re you calling a troll?" [04:30:44] <04@Judas`> ((ed: this is judas using BIG WORDS)) [04:30:47] <04+CliveOwen> "Grubber...." [04:30:52] <04@Judas`> ((_I_ know what digress is)) [04:31:03] <04+Grubber> ((ok)) [04:31:06] <04@Judas`> ((Judas ain't so S-M-R-T)) [04:31:34] <04@Judas`> (like when you go off on a tnagent, and then say, "but i digress")) [04:31:38] <04@Jack`> ((I don't know about that definition of 'digress')) [04:32:04] <04+Grubber> ((Right, I digress. I've gone off te subject.)) [04:32:17] * @Judas` chews on his ice. [04:32:26] <04+Grubber> "Ey, I could rip 'er arms off!" [04:32:37] <04+CliveOwen> "Can we get going already and argue more later." [04:32:40] <04@Judas`> "And beat her with them!" [04:32:52] <04@Judas`> "Go where?" [04:33:01] <04@Judas`> "What can we do in your car that we can't do here?" [04:33:03] <04+Grubber> "It'd be funnier to strangle 'er widdum" [04:33:10] <04@Judas`> "..." [04:33:13] <04+Grubber> "Quit chokin' yerself! Quit chokin' yerself!! teehee." [04:33:14] <04@Judas`> "Hmmm." [04:33:25] <04@Judas`> "HA HA HA HAH HAHHHA!" [04:33:59] <04@Judas`> ((rofl)) [04:34:10] <04@Judas`> (("Quit chokin yerself!)) [04:34:11] <04+Cross> (( haha )) [04:34:37] * @Judas` shakes his head and seems to sober up a bit. [04:35:15] <04@Judas`> "Getting her out of her little conclace is giving us the advantage, if anything. Public gatherings mean panic, which confused her security." [04:35:19] * @Jack` puts the phone down [04:35:25] <04@Judas`> "We keep good com, maybe have our rigger friend jam theirs." [04:35:49] * +McJackknife scrolls [04:35:50] <04@Judas`> "It's risky, but I see no other way to assassinate a billion nuyen a year hooker." [04:35:55] <04@Jack`> "I'm telling you, we're going to be handcuffing ourselves in public. In my experience, you want to hit them with bigger weapons than they have." [04:36:12] <04@Jack`> "Machine guns and rockets all the way. Get her into an alley or some shit and light it up." [04:36:21] <04@Judas`> "Not oing to happen unless you want to LOSE money." [04:36:34] <04@Judas`> "I've spent too much of my career losing money on shadowrunning." [04:36:34] <04@Jack`> "But, she's going to the 2064 Daytime Emmies tonight and she goes to El Ripoffo for lunch everyday." [04:36:43] <04@Judas`> "..." [04:36:45] <04@Jack`> "I'll buy the munitions, then." [04:36:45] <04@Judas`> "Perfect." [04:36:51] <04@Judas`> ".." [04:36:53] * @Judas` eyes Jack. [04:37:00] <04+Grubber> "We could just collapse the buildin' on 'er. [04:37:06] <04@Judas`> "You're eithe rmy new best friend, or a stinky double crosser." [04:37:14] <04+Cross> "That's where we're going." [04:37:15] <04@Jack`> "Jesus." [04:37:15] <04@Judas`> "I dunno which to believe." [04:37:25] <04@Jack`> "Yes, I'll buy some fucking rockets." [04:37:28] <04@Judas`> "Yeah..." [04:37:34] <04@Judas`> "Bring down the emmy's!" [04:37:47] <04+Cross> (( haha what exactly are the emmy's for again? )) [04:37:48] <04@Judas`> "I never liked Neil the Ork Barbarian series anyway." [04:37:54] <04@Judas`> ((TV shows)) [04:38:01] <04@Jack`> "I hear he's nominated for two..." [04:38:08] <04@Judas`> "BAH!" [04:38:08] <04+Grubber> "'EY!" [04:38:11] <04+Cross> "Oh, that senseless drivel.. Let's light it up." [04:38:12] <04+Grubber> "I love dat show!!" [04:38:21] <04@Judas`> "My vote's with Robert Hangover...That wacky Necrophiliac." [04:38:26] * +Grubber grumbles [04:38:34] <04@Jack`> "Either way, we're not going to attack the emmies. You don't seem to understand...she can respond will full force and be completely in the right. AND we'll all go to jail." [04:38:43] <04+Cross> "Our problem now is getting weaponry into the emmy's." [04:38:51] <04@Judas`> "Jail my ass." [04:38:54] <04+Grubber> "We blow a 'ole in de side!" [04:38:56] <04+Cross> "These are daytime stars also, security is going to be tight." [04:38:59] <04@Jack`> "That's not our fucking problem! I'm not going to the damn emmies." [04:38:59] <04@Judas`> "I'll eat a bullet before going to Hollywood." [04:39:09] <04+Cross> "Wait." [04:39:13] <04+Cross> "Let's get her on her way to the emmies." [04:39:24] <04@Judas`> "Let;s get her at lunch." [04:39:24] <04+Cross> "Let's find the route she is going to take from her home to the emmies and ambush her." [04:39:32] <04@Judas`> "Fuck the emmies!" [04:39:40] <04@Judas`> "Let's hit her at lunch." [04:39:47] <04+Grubber> "We could giver exlax and collapse just the bathroom on 'er." [04:39:48] <04@Jack`> "Nothing short of a rocket will stop her car.." [04:39:55] <04+Cross> (( hahahah )) [04:39:56] <04@Judas`> "Eh hem..." [04:40:06] <04@Judas`> "C-12..." [04:40:18] <04@Judas`> "See-Twelve." [04:40:21] <04+Cross> "Can we just rig her gate?" [04:40:22] <04@Jack`> "And how will you get C-12 on the car?" [04:40:25] <04+Cross> "With C-12 that is." [04:40:35] <04@Jack`> "And if you can't afford a rocket, how the fuck can you afford to use C-12?" [04:40:39] <04+Cross> "Put it in her path, put lots of it. Stand a safe distance away, light up a cigarette and watch the fireworks." [04:40:52] * @Judas` brings out a little plastic baggy, and it doesn;t contain your old home-grown.. [04:40:59] <04@Judas`> "Just get me near her ride." [04:41:05] <04@Judas`> "While she;s at lunch." [04:41:05] <04@Jack`> "My money says her car can take a C-12 blast." [04:41:12] <04@Jack`> "Hmm... [04:41:16] <04@Judas`> :THen bring your machine guns and rocket launchers and shit." [04:41:23] <04@Jack`> "Car will probably be guarded, but maybe we can distract the guard." [04:41:41] <04@Jack`> "She probably won't start her own car, but if you remote rig it." [04:41:41] <04+Grubber> "Wut if we flip de car off a cliff?" [04:41:47] <04+McJackknife> a knock is heard on the door during the long conversation [04:41:48] <04@Jack`> "We could blow the whole inside out." [04:41:58] <04+Grubber> "SHES HERE!!" [04:42:01] * +Grubber hides under the table [04:42:02] * @Judas` sighs, and hold sup anothe rbaggy full of remote detonators and clickers and shit. [04:42:13] * @Judas` looks at Grubber. [04:42:25] <04@Judas`> "Get your horn out of my ass, man." [04:42:31] <04+Cross> "Forget that idea. We need to get her out into the open." [04:42:31] <04+McJackknife> Who will Open the door? [04:42:40] <04+Cross> "And then hit her with explosives." [04:42:52] * @Judas` looks at the door, suddenly aware of it having been knocked on. [04:42:55] * +Cross goes to the door and cracks it open. [04:42:55] <04+Grubber> ((not me(( [04:43:05] <04+Cross> "Yes? What? We're busy." [04:43:06] * +Grubber pulls out his pistol. [04:43:19] * @Judas` produced a psitol from, well...nowhere....and slips out of his seat, moving beside the doorway silently. [04:43:19] <04+McJackknife> a man that appears to be bartender is at the door " [04:43:27] <04+Cross> "Put it on our tab." [04:43:28] <04+McJackknife> "sirs, you've run out of rental time.. " [04:43:40] <04@Judas`> ?door open inward? [04:43:47] <04+McJackknife> they open outward [04:43:51] <04+Cross> "No, I didn't order the four breasted women, what are you talking about?" [04:43:55] <04@Judas`> ((damn)) [04:44:03] * +Grubber whispers. "I say we shoot 'im an' stay as long as we want." [04:44:04] <04+McJackknife> "No, they ran when the troll barged in. " [04:44:18] <04+Cross> "Oh, I see. Okay, we'll be out of your hair in no time." [04:44:26] * @Judas` still stands silent, his pistol out. [04:44:41] <04+Cross> "Let's find another place to sit around, chums." [04:44:48] <04+McJackknife> "Please leave soon, so our cleaning staff can do their job, Or pay the rental fee " [04:45:08] * @Judas` pops around the corner and shoves the gun into his face. [04:45:13] <04@Judas`> "Manners." [04:45:18] * @Judas` closes the door calmly. [04:45:24] <04@Judas`> "Okay, we should go. [04:45:25] <04@Judas`> " [04:45:38] <04+McJackknife> Judas hears Expletive Cursing in Salish [04:45:44] <04+McJackknife> behind the door. [04:45:46] * +Grubber stands up and puts his gun away, replacing it in his hands for his wooden bat then heads for the door. [04:45:51] * @Judas` curses back at him in Salish. [04:45:55] * +CliveOwen heads out to his car [04:46:20] * @Judas` fiddles with his sleeves for a moment, and the gun is gone. [04:46:56] <04@Jack`> "Wait..." [04:47:01] <04@Jack`> "Where the fuck are we going?" [04:47:09] * @Judas` sighs. [04:47:14] <04@Judas`> "What time is her lunch date?" [04:47:19] <04+CliveOwen> :no idea." [04:47:45] <04@Judas`> "We recon her security there. If it's plausible, we stage a diversion and bomb her car. If not, we wait it out." [04:47:46] <04+McJackknife> ( Just assume some time around 2 pm ) [04:48:17] <04+Cross> (( she has a lunch date? )) [04:48:20] <04+Cross> (( i didn't see that, heh )) [04:48:34] <04@Judas`> ((lol..."she;s having lunch at xxx, then going to the emmy's)) [04:48:45] <04@Judas`> "Worst case scenario, we get a feel for her security." [04:48:45] <04@Jack`> "She goes to lunch at this place everyday." [04:49:03] <04@Judas`> "Best case, we disable her car, then get to hit her 'on the move'." [04:49:07] <04@Jack`> "Honestly, I think a bomb will just be the precursor...a fully cybered body can take an explosion." [04:49:16] <04@Jack`> "So we'll have to follow up." [04:49:17] <04@Judas`> "I'm not aiming for her body." [04:49:21] <04@Judas`> "I [04:49:24] <04@Judas`> 'm aiming for her car." [04:49:30] <04+Cross> "Let's do it." [04:49:34] <04@Judas`> "We can take her out after her wheels are gone." [04:49:48] <04@Judas`> "If bullets won;t work, my MGL will." [04:49:58] <04+Cross> "Exactly. Let's do it. Lunch it is, we need something large and capable of spewing lots of fire." [04:50:07] <04+Grubber> ((brb)) [04:50:19] <04+Grubber> "There any thai food round 'ere?" [04:50:22] * @Judas` slips the baggies back under his coat. [04:50:42] <04+Grubber> ((in responce to cross)) [04:50:48] <04+McJackknife> *You're in a European food restaurant.. and should be leaving.. ) [04:51:02] * +Cross starts leaving, hoping everyone will do so.. [04:51:05] <04@Jack`> "Hmm...fire..." [04:51:16] * +Cross lights up a cigarette and pushes his hair out of his face. [04:51:16] * +CliveOwen headded to his car and is waiting for the others [04:51:20] * @Judas` orders Fish and Chips to go. [04:51:27] * @Jack` heads 'out' [04:51:51] <04+McJackknife> they charge him 20 nuyen [04:51:55] <04+McJackknife> for genuine Fish and chips [04:52:10] * @Judas` gets a fifth of whiskey too. [04:53:35] <04+McJackknife> So where do people head off to? [04:53:49] * @Judas` goes into the trunk of his car and does a little, somethin' somethin'.... [04:54:01] <04+Grubber> ((eww...in the trunk?)) [04:56:14] <04+Cross> (( he's an animal )) [04:56:21] <04+McJackknife> Where are Cross and Clive going ? [04:56:25] <04@Judas`> ((rar)) [04:56:29] <04+McJackknife> and jack for that matter [04:56:31] * @Judas` closes the trunk. [04:56:39] <04@Judas`> "So, is it lunch?" [04:56:51] * +Cross is standing outside smoking a cigarette waiting for everyone to decide what and where etc they are doing... [04:57:09] <04@Judas`> "..." [04:57:12] <04@Judas`> "I guess it is." [04:57:17] <04@Jack`> ((it's 5 am, I gotta go real soon)) [04:57:19] <04+Cross> "Guess so." [04:57:26] * @Judas` gets into his car and starts her up. [04:57:32] <04@Judas`> "Jack, you comin'?" [04:57:43] * +Grubber straddles his harley and gets ready to follow Judas [04:57:50] <04+Cross> (( wait, where are we meeting? )) [04:58:03] * +Cross gets into his car and drives in line. [04:58:07] <04+Cross> (( i guess )) [04:58:11] <04@Judas`> ((we're not meeting)) [04:58:22] <04@Judas`> ((we're going to recon/possibly act at this lunch date)) [04:58:22] <04+McJackknife> where the hell are most of you going [04:58:37] * @Judas` checks his comm with whoemever he can get to put a commlink on. [04:58:45] <04+McJackknife> so far jack is theo nly one with the person's address and has neglected to tell anyone what he knows really [04:59:02] <04@Judas`> ((cuzs he';s prolly planning todouble cross us all)) [04:59:15] <04@Judas`> ((but that;s neither here nor there, he gave the name of her lunch-date)) [04:59:24] <04@Judas`> ((se we're going to the lunch place)) [04:59:35] <04+Cross> ?what time is it? [04:59:39] <04+McJackknife> AH el rip Offo [04:59:49] <04+McJackknife> the time is noon [05:00:07] * @Judas` tries to get into the vicinity of El Rip Offo by 12:30 [05:00:24] * +Cross drives behind Judas at a reasonable, comfortable distance.. [05:00:51] * @Judas` looks up inhis rearview mirror. [05:01:03] <04@Judas`>  "Grubber, I think I'm being followed...." [05:01:08] * +Grubber flips judas the bird. [05:01:13] <04@Judas`>  "!" [05:01:13] <04+Grubber> "That's me." [05:01:26] <04+Grubber> "I'm followin you." [05:01:27] <04@Judas`>  "Not you...the guy in the Toyota." [05:01:43] <04@Judas`>  "I'm gonna try to lose him." [05:01:49] <04+Cross> (( are eurocars toyotas? )) [05:01:49] * +Grubber checks his mirrors for the toyota. [05:02:26] <04+McJackknife> !idice 4 6 [05:02:33] * @Jack` takes a cab [05:02:40] <04+McJackknife> Judas realizes, in his head, that is probably clive. [05:02:50] * @Judas` still tries to lose him! [05:03:01] * +CliveOwen heads to elrippoffo and drives by at a regular speed limit(what time is it?)) [05:03:14] * @Judas` does crazy maneuvers and turns . [05:03:28] <04+McJackknife> Clive Catches up effortlessly. [05:03:43] <04+Grubber>  "I'm on im..." [05:03:49] <04@Judas`> ((dude, i'm getting fucking hax0red messages from windows messenger, and i don't even use the fucking thing!!!!!)) [05:03:54] * +Grubber speeds up next to the toyota and starts to kick the door with his massive troll foot. [05:03:58] <04@Judas`>  "He's on my tail!!" [05:04:07] <04@Judas`>  "Get him, Grubber!" [05:04:11] <04+Grubber> "RAAAAH!" [05:04:14] <04+McJackknife> Turn Off messenger service in windows: services menu [05:04:26] <04+Cross> (( alt control delete, go to processes and end the program )) [05:04:43] <04@Judas`> ((ending rpogram doesn;t do shit)) [05:04:59] <04@Judas`> ((jack, whcih menu?)) [05:05:00] <04+McJackknife> turn off service in Services menu under administration under control panel [05:05:13] <04@Jack`> ((>)) [05:05:27] <04@Jack`> ((er, ? )) [05:05:42] <04+McJackknife> (CONTROL PANEL/Administation/ [05:05:43] <04@Judas`> ((ok, danke)) [05:06:06] * +Grubber looks through the window to see who is driving [05:07:10] <04+Grubber> RAAAAH! [05:07:40] * +Cross pulls across the street from the El Ripp Offo or whatever it is and smokes a cigarette against his car, waiting for the others to come out of the woodwork... [05:07:53] * @Judas` fights Clive's car. [05:08:00] <04+Grubber> ((lol)) [05:08:05] * @Judas` watches its reaction to Grubber's attax. [05:08:54] * +Grubber slows down to the curb at a light, grabs a garbage can with his free hand and speeds up on the toyota, slamming it down on his roof. [05:09:28] <04+McJackknife> the Car jerks backwards away from grubber at insane speed. [05:09:34] * @Judas` blocks the Toyota in. [05:09:44] * @Judas` brakes madly to keep up with it. [05:09:53] * @Judas` zooms past Grubber. [05:10:00] <04@Judas`> "Seeya!>......." [05:10:17] <04@Judas`> ((ROFL)) [05:10:43] * +Grubber screams and slows down [05:10:50] <04+McJackknife> Police sirens are now seen chasing after judas [05:10:50] <04+Cross> (( i can just picture this )) [05:10:51] <04+Grubber> "YAAAAARGGGHH!" [05:10:58] <04+Cross> (( OH MY GOD a mouse ran over my desk, fucking scary )) [05:11:06] <04+McJackknife> get a fucking cat, Cross [05:11:08] <04@Judas`> "I jsut stole this car! [05:11:21] * @Judas` turns into some side roads to lose them. [05:11:35] * +Grubber hears the sirens and shoots through an alleyway, then heads for the destination [05:11:58] <04+McJackknife> Clive arrives at the Restaurant. [05:12:01] <04+McJackknife> Grubbo arrives. [05:12:11] <04+CliveOwen> ((what time is it?)) [05:12:14] * @Judas` heads for the restuarant. [05:12:24] <04+McJackknife> Judas gets followed by a White SUV going 15mph [05:12:33] * @Judas` drives slow and calm. [05:12:36] <04+McJackknife> The time is now 1. ... [05:12:42] <04+McJackknife> 45 minutes have been wasted. [05:12:48] * @Judas` puts the MGL on his lap. [05:12:57] <04@Jack`> ((speaking wasted time)) [05:13:02] * +Grubber looks at Clive getting out of the Toyota, then looks at Judas. "Oh, t'was 'im..." [05:13:04] <04@Jack`> ((I gotta go, its 5:15)) [05:13:26] <04+McJackknife> (( We got options. We end this now, Continue later today?) [05:13:41] <04@Judas`> "Hmm mm hmmm." [05:13:50] * @Judas` looks at Clive suspiciously. [05:14:16] <04+Grubber> "Should I hit his car with another one?" [05:14:21] * +Grubber reaches for a nearby garbage can. [05:14:30] * Joins: ^MASCATU^ (sadas@andreim616.users.undern et.org) [05:14:32] * Parts: ^MASCATU^ (sadas@andreim616.users.undern et.org) [05:14:52] <04@Judas`> "No, Grubber, no more..." Juda slooks at Clive, "Yer lucky this time, breeder." [05:14:53] <04@Jack`> ((someone email me or tell josh what's up)) [05:14:55] <04@Jack`> ((night all)) [05:15:29] <04+McJackknife> ( i guess we continue) [05:15:33] <04+Cross> (( bye joel )) [05:15:36] <04+Cross> (( you jackass )) [05:15:36] <04+McJackknife> ((at 6 am I'm stopping))