Logs-FNikky2of2

[03:32]  The door opens, there's this guy wearing a wife beater and a long dirty beard... "Yeah?" [03:32] * Judas` folds his hands in front of his stomache. [03:32]  "Do you know this woman?" *shows him the picture* [03:32]  "Sister Mary Francis from the Church of Battered-Day Saints." [03:32]  "May we come in please?" [03:33]  "Huh.......why?" [03:33] * Judas` speaks in an annoyingly high-pitched imitation of a woman's voice. [03:33]  "To speak with you and your lovely wife, of course." [03:33]  "This here is Father Guido Sarduchi." [03:33]  "Im a member of the royal elven court, she is rich, blood of royalty. We want to give her rewards" [03:34]  "Rewards from Heaven!" [03:34]  "Yes!" [03:34]  "This is my court jester" [03:34] * Judas` slaps Fenix. [03:34] * FenixHawk chuckles [03:34]  "How dare you insult a servant of the cloth!" [03:34] * FenixHawk laughs [03:34]  "You foul Heathen!: [03:34]  "Can we please see the lady?" [03:35]  "Where did you get that anyway?" *motions to the hat* [03:35]  He blinks... "Huh... I don't have a wife" [03:35] * Judas` yanks a pistol from his coat and whips it across the fat man's forehead. [03:36] <Judas`> "WE SAID NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!" [03:36] * Judas` kciks him inside. [03:36] <FenixHawk> "Plan B huh?" [03:36] * FenixHawk steps over the man [03:36] <Judas`> ((hahahah, pistol-whipped his ass!)) [03:36] * FenixHawk takes a look around the house [03:36] <GM_RibO> ((DAMN YOU)) [03:36] <GM_RibO> ((Let me add one thing then)) [03:36] <GM_RibO> He blinks... "Huh... I don't have a wife, I'm Bob" [03:36] <FenixHawk> ((Court Jester... that rocked)) [03:37] <GM_RibO> ((You guys needed to know this was bob)) [03:37] * Judas` looks like a big burly nun in an overcoat handling Bob like a sack of potatoes. [03:37] * FenixHawk pulls out a grenade from his jacket [03:37] <FenixHawk> "Wheres the lady in this picture" *tosses him the picture [03:38] * Judas` shoves Bob's face into the picture. [03:38] <GM_RibO> He shrugs, "I don't know... I think that might have been the last tenant" [03:38] <GM_RibO> "Don't hurt me!!!" [03:38] <FenixHawk> "I dont care, where is she?" [03:39] * Judas` looks for salt. [03:39] <GM_RibO> He screams, "I DON'T KNOW!! I'VE NEVER SEEN HER IN MY LIFE!!!" [03:40] * FenixHawk searches the house for any signs of him lieing [03:40] * Judas` throws salt into the gash in his forehead, "SPEAK UP, BOB!!" [03:40] <Judas`> "THE LORD GETS IMPATIENT!" [03:40] <GM_RibO> He cries "I don't know anything..." [03:40] <GM_RibO> You find crap [03:40] <Judas`> lol [03:40] <Judas`> "you find crap" [03:41] <Judas`> ?does the sink have a garbage disposal? [03:41] <GM_RibO> ..........Sure ;) [03:42] <FenixHawk> "Ok, Im satisfied. Lets go" [03:42] * Judas` tries to stuff Bob into the garbage disposal. [03:42] <GM_RibO> You sickfuck [03:42] <Judas`> "Fit, dman you!" [03:42] <Judas`> "FIT!" [03:42] <Judas`> "Hrnf!" [03:42] <GM_RibO> You only get his hand in... [03:42] <Judas`> "Wait." [03:42] <Judas`> "Damn..." [03:42] * FenixHawk pulls his hand out before Judas does anything to it [03:42] * Judas` turns it on. [03:42] * Judas` holds Bob down and turns the disposal on. [03:43] <Judas`> "THIS IS BOB!!" [03:43] <Judas`> DO NOT INTERFERE!!" [03:43] <Judas`> "THIS IS THE WORD OF BOB!!" [03:43] <GM_RibO> ((Fen, you can't stop him from killing bobm I'll kill bob if I have to)) [03:43] <FenixHawk> "GAH!" [03:43] * FenixHawk lets go rather than have his own hand chopped up [03:43] <GM_RibO> "Huh.... what have-I done?" [03:43] <Judas`> "Your name is Bob." [03:43] <Judas`> "That's enough for me!!!!!"" [03:44] <FenixHawk> "But Judas! Dear god!" [03:44] * Judas` flicks the switch. [03:44] * FenixHawk pukes in the sink [03:44] <Judas`> "Hey Brillo, grab that chair and beat him with it." [03:44] <FenixHawk> "Bad mexican" [03:44] <Judas`> "Go on...you know you want to." [03:44] <Judas`> ((LOL!!)) [03:44] <Judas`> "What's a mexican?" [03:44] * FenixHawk stumbles around the apartment [03:45] <FenixHawk> "Is Bob evil?" [03:45] <GM_RibO> He screams in agony as his hands gets chopped to pieces [03:45] * FenixHawk leaves the house not listening to bobs screams [03:45] <Judas`> ((OHHH! thought you were telling that to judas...like "Bad Mexican! Bad!")) [03:45] <Judas`> "YES!" [03:45] <Judas`> "BOB IS THE EPTIOME OF EVIL!" [03:45] <GM_RibO> "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!" [03:46] * Judas` backhands him, "SHADDAP!" [03:46] <GM_RibO> Fen, as you walk you notice the nun is still breathing [03:46] * FenixHawk takes his sword and finds the watermain [03:46] <FenixHawk> "Uhhh" [03:46] * FenixHawk walks over to her [03:46] <Judas`> ((Fen, cutting of his water isn't gonna help anything...)) [03:46] * Judas` beats Bob down to the floor and goes to his tool closet. [03:46] <FenixHawk> "Im so sorry sister. After tonite I will never drive again. I will never work with Judas again" [03:47] <Judas`> Does he have spreay paint, GM? [03:47] <FenixHawk> ((Yeah, but it will make me clean)) [03:47] <GM_RibO> Sure [03:47] <FenixHawk> "Oh the dark path I walk, I have lost sight of the light. There is nothing I can do" [03:47] <GM_RibO> ((Fen, you will drive again, and you WILL run with Judas, you can't escape from him)) [03:48] * Judas` opts for a magic marker instead and draws a Killroy on Bob's forehead. [03:48] <FenixHawk> "I only wanted to promote goodness sister. Have I become a son of the dark?" [03:48] <FenixHawk> "Are you still alive?" [03:48] * Judas` opens the stove up and turns the gas on. [03:48] <GM_RibO> "H......help.......m....me......" [03:49] * FenixHawk gets a jack out of the trunk and lifts the car up [03:49] * Judas` strolls ou of the house with the habit on, still looking like a deranged nun. [03:49] * FenixHawk pulls the nun out from under the car [03:49] <Judas`> "GOODBYE BOB!" [03:49] * Judas` shuts the door. [03:49] * Judas` walks up to Fenix and the nun. [03:49] <Judas`> "Hey lady, thanlks for the hat." [03:49] <Judas`> #BLAM# [03:50] * FenixHawk looks at the blood [03:50] * Judas` reholsters his pistol. [03:50] <FenixHawk> "THE BLOOD JUDAS! THE BLOOD!" [03:50] <Judas`> WAIT! [03:50] <Judas`> rewind! [03:50] * Judas` walks up to Fenix and the nun. [03:50] * GM_RibO rewinds...... [03:50] * Judas` kicks the jack out form under the car. [03:50] <Judas`> "Whoops." [03:50] <FenixHawk> ((I already pulled her out from under it...)) [03:50] <GM_RibO> ((No you didn't)) [03:51] * FenixHawk looks at the blood [03:51] <FenixHawk> "THE BLOOD JUDAS! THE BLOOD!" [03:51] <GM_RibO> The car falls on the nun and blood gushes out from her mouth... eyes rolled over [03:51] <FenixHawk> "Woah, dejavu" [03:51] <Judas`> "Thanks for the hat." [03:51] * FenixHawk closes the nuns eyes and prays for her [03:51] * Judas` pulls a zippo lighter from his pocket and light it. [03:51] <Judas`> "Hey Fenix." [03:51] <FenixHawk> "May you find peace" [03:51] <FenixHawk> "Im not TALKING to you." [03:52] * FenixHawk gets into the car and starts it up [03:52] * Judas` shrugs, "Cover your ears." [03:52] * Judas` tosses the lighter through a window at the front of the house. [03:52] <GM_RibO> The house goes boom. [03:52] * Judas` holds up his arm to shield his face from shrapnel. [03:52] <GM_RibO> Bob is vaporised [03:52] * FenixHawk shudders [03:53] * Judas` lowers his arm and shakes his coat off, "Ahhhhhh," he says in satisfaction. [03:53] * Judas` gets into the limo. [03:53] <FenixHawk> "Can you not kill people for a little while?" [03:54] <GM_RibO> Your cell rings. [03:54] <FenixHawk> "You are a sick son of a bitch" [03:54] * FenixHawk answers his cell [03:54] <Judas`> "Are you mad?' [03:54] <GM_RibO> Cell: "Hey Brill sup?" [03:54] <Judas`> ((make that "Are you mad?!")) [03:54] <FenixHawk> "Whos this?" [03:54] <Judas`> "Who's that?" [03:54] <GM_RibO> Cell: "Oh... you don't know me" [03:55] <Judas`> "Do you know them?" [03:55] <FenixHawk> "Are you a guy or a girl?" [03:55] <GM_RibO> Cell: "I'll tell ya, that nikky chica, she's on hot number..." [03:55] * FenixHawk gasps [03:55] <Judas`> "It's a shim?!" [03:55] <GM_RibO> It's a men [03:55] <FenixHawk> "Wh=what do you wnat?" [03:56] <FenixHawk> "Wh-where is she?" [03:56] <GM_RibO> Cell: "And the Jue jue number, not bad too..." [03:56] * Judas` narrows his eyes. [03:56] * FenixHawk shudders [03:56] <FenixHawk> "What do you want?" [03:56] * Judas` snatches the phone from Fenix's shaky hand, "Who the fuck is this?" [03:56] <GM_RibO> Cell: "What I want? I want you and that Judas fuck dead" [03:57] <Judas`> "That Judas fuck, eh?" [03:57] <Judas`> "Well I'm that Judas fuck." [03:57] <Judas`> "Keep talkin' asshole." [03:57] <Judas`> "What'd you do?" [03:57] <Judas`> "Why's my buddy over here so upset?" [03:57] <GM_RibO> Cell: "Oh they're still alive now, but I want I'm wondering is if I'll let them live" [03:58] <Judas`> "Lemme guess...you're the brother of that big gay troll I blew up?" [03:58] <Judas`> "Or a friend of the cat shaman I raped and murdred?" [03:58] <Judas`> "Am I getting close?" [03:58] <GM_RibO> Cell: "YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!" [03:59] * FenixHawk hears that from where he is sitting and takes the phone [03:59] * Judas` holds tight for a second, "Big words for such a little man." [03:59] <GM_RibO> Cell: "I want A million nuyens or the bitches dies.....I'll call you" *click* [03:59] <FenixHawk> "Dont hurt them! Or you will pay! I will cut you open and make like alien autopsy!" [03:59] <Judas`> "Why not come and get me?" [03:59] <FenixHawk> "Well Judas..." [04:00] <Judas`> "GImme the phone, Fenix." [04:00] * Judas` dials *69. [04:00] * FenixHawk gives Judas the phone [04:00] <FenixHawk> (("Brads pizza, cane I tak your order?")) [04:00] * Judas` dials the operator and asks for the location of the last incoming call to this cell hpone. [04:01] <GM_RibO> It was a payphone about 30 mins away [04:01] <Judas`> "FLOOR IT BRILLO!" [04:01] * FenixHawk floors it [04:01] * Judas` gets back on the phone with the operator, "You know, you sound kinda cute..." [04:01] <GM_RibO> She gets offended and hangs up [04:01] * Judas` gasps. [04:02] <Judas`> "How rude." [04:02] <FenixHawk> "HEY! What about Jue Jue and Nicky? You bastard. Can stick to one girl? Even if its the most beautiful girl in the world? You dont deserve her!" [04:02] * Judas` slips the phone into his coat pocket. [04:02] <Judas`> "Public Telecom on the east side." [04:02] * FenixHawk kicks it to 120 [04:02] * Judas` spits out an address. [04:02] <GM_RibO> ((My face hurt)) [04:03] <Judas`> "Whoa, hey now chief." [04:03] <Judas`> "If you want me to stick Nikky again I will..." [04:03] <Judas`> "I mean, not like I already have...But I would..." [04:03] <Judas`> "...You know what I'm sayin'?" [04:03] <FenixHawk> "No, hehe, thats ok. Just stay away please?" [04:03] <FenixHawk> "Besides, maybe I meant Jue jue" [04:03] * FenixHawk looks deviant [04:03] <Judas`> "I'll stick her too." [04:04] <Judas`> "Damsels always like to be rescued." [04:04] <FenixHawk> "You dont deserve her!" [04:04] <Judas`> "Oh?" [04:04] <GM_RibO> #THUD# [04:04] <Judas`> "I don't deserve some two-bit dancer?" [04:04] * FenixHawk hits a left turn realy hard and hits the auto open passenger side door to see if Judas flies out of the car [04:04] <Judas`> "All because she has pointy ears an a silky-soft patch doesn't mean she's any higher and mightier than I." [04:05] <GM_RibO> Newp, still there [04:05] * Judas` watches the road. [04:05] <Judas`> "Lemme tell you somethin' pal...Elves are just as low down and dirty as any other type of metahuman." [04:05] <FenixHawk> "Elves are better than humans! You threaten the lifestyle we would have without you breeders!" [04:06] <Judas`> "Shit...You're a thick-headed one." [04:06] * FenixHawk flies [04:06] <FenixHawk> "But I know Im right!" [04:06] <Judas`> "Listen, pal...Elves are jsut as shitty as the rest of us...we're all so much part of the same shit pile that I sometimes forget to distinguish between 'races'." [04:07] <Judas`> "We're all the same, brother...You shoot any one of us, we bleed the same fuckin' color." [04:07] <FenixHawk> "Elves are smarter, prettier, and they smell better than ALL humans!" [04:07] <Judas`> "Like that elf you just hit." [04:07] <Judas`> "She bleeds just as red as the ork I shot down the street." [04:07] <FenixHawk> "I didnt hit any elf" [04:08] <Judas`> "Oh?" [04:08] <Judas`> "Then how come Jue Jue'd rather ride my piston than your twig any day of the week?" [04:08] <Judas`> "You sure as hell did." [04:08] * FenixHawk realises he isnt watching where he is going and swerves a second before making paste out of a dwarf [04:08] <Judas`> "You just weren't lookin'." [04:08] <Judas`> "But you do have a point..." [04:08] <Judas`> "I prefer fuckin' elven chicks." [04:09] <FenixHawk> "Jue jue isnt my type. And 30¥ says my twang is bigger than your wonk. AND more effective!" [04:09] <Judas`> "Lets 'em know what it feel like to be with a real man." [04:09] * Judas` unzips his pants. [04:09] <FenixHawk> "I am more man than you will ever be. Hey, I think we are here" [04:09] <Judas`> "Easiest 30¥ I ever made..." [04:09] <FenixHawk> "Save it for later damnit" [04:10] * FenixHawk gets out of the car [04:10] * Judas` shrugs and gets otu with his fly unzipped. [04:10] * Judas` looks around. [04:11] * FenixHawk checks the phone [04:11] <GM_RibO> You find yourself at the payphone, there's this hooses standing beside the phone, he turns white when he sees you two coming... [04:11] <GM_RibO> "Oh shit" [04:11] * FenixHawk looks for vans [04:12] <GM_RibO> He starts to take off runing like hell.... [04:12] * Judas` shoots him in the knee. [04:12] * FenixHawk runs at him in a damn fast manner and flicks out his sword taking out the hooses foot [04:12] <Judas`> #BLAM# [04:12] <GM_RibO> The Hooser's knew gets blasted off as his foot becomes loose [04:13] <GM_RibO> "HAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa Son of a bitch" [04:13] * Judas` strolls up to him, still in his nurse habit. [04:13] <FenixHawk> "Where are my girls?!" [04:13] <GM_RibO> He shakes his head, "I don't know!!!" [04:13] * Judas` puts his hand on Fenix's chest. [04:13] * FenixHawk chops off a hand right after he asks [04:13] <Judas`> "Calm down, man." [04:13] <GM_RibO> The cell rings. [04:13] <Judas`> "WHOA!" [04:13] <Judas`> "HEY!" [04:13] <Judas`> CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" [04:13] * Judas` looks at the guy. [04:13] * FenixHawk chops off a portion of shin after he says he doesnt know [04:13] <FenixHawk> "Oh, hold on a second" [04:14] <GM_RibO> "HAaaaaaaaa..... FUCK" [04:14] * FenixHawk answers the phone [04:14] * Judas` shoves the hpone in Fenix' face. [04:14] <Judas`> "Answer it." [04:14] <GM_RibO> "I DON'T KNOW I SWEAR HE JUST ASKED ME TO STAND THERE" [04:14] <GM_RibO> Cell "Hey" *It's him* [04:14] * Judas` looks dowa at the guy, "I know you're not the leader..>Who is?" [04:14] <FenixHawk> "We got your money you punk, where are the girls" [04:15] <GM_RibO> He shakes his head, "I can't tell you" [04:15] * Judas` grabs his balls in his right hand and applies a LITTLE pressure. [04:15] <Judas`> "How about now? [04:15] <Judas`> " [04:15] <GM_RibO> Cell: He laughts, "Hahaha, very funny... I want you to put the money somewhere, and I'll have somebody pick it up... You'll get the girls 2morrow, I'll call you back" *Click* [04:15] <GM_RibO> "HAaaaaaAaa. I DON'T KNOW FUCK!!" [04:15] * Judas` applies more pressure. [04:16] * FenixHawk calls the operator [04:16] * Judas` speaks calmly, "Now?" [04:16] <FenixHawk> "Where did the call come from?" [04:16] <GM_RibO> The operator can't locate the phone, it seems to be sent from something that emulates a cell phone tower [04:17] <GM_RibO> "I DON'T KNOW!!!!" [04:17] * Judas` squeezes harder until they're almost popping. [04:17] <Judas`> "What about...now?" [04:17] <Judas`> "Don't make me do this." [04:17] * FenixHawk hangs up on the operator [04:17] * FenixHawk then calls her back [04:17] <GM_RibO> "Haaaaaaa" #Cries# "It's Slim... " [04:17] <Judas`> "Just talk and I won't have to keep going." [04:17] <FenixHawk> "Are you an elf?" [04:17] <Judas`> "Slim who?" [04:18] <GM_RibO> Op: "Er....yes why?" [04:18] <GM_RibO> "SLIM SHADY!!" [04:18] <FenixHawk> "I can get you a better job" [04:18] <GM_RibO> Op: "Huh?" [04:18] <Judas`> "Slim...You fucking dirtbag." [04:18] * Judas` bursts the man's balls. [04:18] <GM_RibO> "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" [04:18] <FenixHawk> "I teach elven youths about Morales and Ethics. I own a record shop. How would you like to be a manager?" [04:18] <Judas`> "Now TALK motherfucker!" [04:18] <Judas`> "Or I execute you right here." [04:18] <GM_RibO> "Huh......sure?" [04:19] * Judas` stands up and levels the pistol at his head. [04:19] <GM_RibO> "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW??? I TOLD YOU DAMMIT!!!!" [04:19] <FenixHawk> "ok, its add *address*. Come by tuesday morning." [04:19] <Judas`> "Who's leading you Hooses and WHY he wants my head?" [04:19] <GM_RibO> Op: "Er... got it" [04:19] <FenixHawk> "And if you pray, pray for me tonite" [04:20] <FenixHawk> "Have a nice night" [04:20] * FenixHawk hangs up [04:20] <GM_RibO> "I don't know who the leader of the whole hoose is, but my faction's leader is Slim Shaddy.... And WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE WANTS YOU DEAD????" [04:20] <FenixHawk> "Slim Shady? Snoop Dogg shot him" [04:20] <Judas`> "WHO DID I KILL?" [04:20] <Judas`> "WAS IT THE FAGGOT TROLL?" [04:20] <Judas`> "OR THE FUCKING CAT SHAMAN?!" [04:20] <GM_RibO> "YOU KILLED TWO OF OUR FACTION YOU FUCK!!!" [04:20] <FenixHawk> "Over tequila" [04:21] * Judas` spins the gun around in his hand and uses the butt to shatter the man's teeth. [04:21] <Judas`> 99lol)) [04:21] <GM_RibO> "HIS NAME'S SLIM SHADDY, HE'S NOT THAT STUPID RAPPER, THAT'S JUST HIS NAME!!" [04:21] * FenixHawk pulls out his gun "Well thats too bad, cause Im about to make like snoop dog." [04:21] <GM_RibO> ((Er...)) [04:21] <Judas`> ((after he says that)) [04:21] <Judas`> #WHGACK# [04:22] <GM_RibO> "HIF NAME'F FLIM FADDY, HE'F NOT VAT FTUPID VAPPER, FAT'S FUFT HIF NAME!!" [04:22] <Judas`> "Wait, Fenix!" [04:22] <Judas`> "Wait..." [04:22] <FenixHawk> "Oh" [04:22] * Judas` spins the gun around and shoots the guy in the head. [04:22] <Judas`> #BLAM# [04:22] <Judas`> "Heh heh heh." [04:22] <FenixHawk> "I cut off his foot" [04:22] * Judas` goes to the limo. [04:22] * FenixHawk gets in the Limo also [04:22] <FenixHawk> "And his hand" [04:23] * FenixHawk drives around looking for other gang members, of any gang [04:23] <Judas`> "That's nice." [04:23] <FenixHawk> "It was good" [04:24] * FenixHawk then drives to the record store he said was his [04:24] <Judas`> "Slim Shady who wants me dead because I killed off two factions...How many more of these muddafuckas are there..." [04:24] <GM_RibO> ((They're big, and I can promise you. you might never see the end of them)) [04:24] <FenixHawk> "The hooses may come here if they had my phone tapped" [04:24] <Judas`> "Err...that's my phone." [04:24] <GM_RibO> They allready did [04:24] * FenixHawk puls out his Grenade Launcher [04:24] <Judas`> "And what the FUCK is a record?" [04:24] <GM_RibO> The place's a mess [04:24] * FenixHawk looks for any vans [04:25] <Judas`> "I thought you wore vinyl..." [04:25] <Judas`> "Hey, nice one, Fenix." [04:25] <Judas`> "Heh heh heh." [04:25] <GM_RibO> None [04:25] <FenixHawk> "It's like a CD. I wonder whos place this is" [04:25] <FenixHawk> "They didnt have anything good anyway" [04:25] <Judas`> "Someone who ain't gonna be happy." [04:25] <GM_RibO> The place has spray painted "DON'T FUCK WITH THE HOOSES!!!" all over [04:25] <FenixHawk> "But at least we know they have the phone tapped" [04:25] <GM_RibO> The owner is hunged up [04:26] <Judas`> "That guy." [04:26] <FenixHawk> "That loser there owed me money." [04:26] * Judas` points at the body." [04:26] <FenixHawk> "I guess we are even" [04:26] <FenixHawk> "May he rest in peace" [04:26] * Judas` picks the guy's pockets. [04:26] <FenixHawk> "They are probally following us somehow too" [04:27] * FenixHawk sits down on the curb [04:27] <GM_RibO> The pockets were allready picked. [04:27] <Judas`> "Damn bums!" [04:27] <Judas`> "Got here first! Fuckin' Hobo's!" [04:27] <GM_RibO> That operator is going to be pissed, she just told her boss to stuff it [04:27] <FenixHawk> ((lol)) [04:27] <Judas`> "Just think about that poor Operator too...." [04:28] <FenixHawk> "I guess I better be here on tuesday" [04:28] <Judas`> "An elf with no job...nothing to do but whore her body to the masses...In a dreary hope to one day make something that counts out of herself again..." [04:28] <Judas`> "And all because of you.." [04:28] <Judas`> "Wouldn't you know it..." [04:29] <FenixHawk> "No, I will be here tuesday. She can stay with me for a while" [04:29] <Judas`> "...I wonder how much she'll start charging...She won't know current prices...I can get a pretty good fuckin' deal..." [04:29] <FenixHawk> "Shutup" [04:29] <Judas`> "Yeah..." [04:29] <Judas`> "...Yeah!" [04:29] <Judas`> "Huh, what?" [04:29] <FenixHawk> "I bet your place is all shot up too. Lets go find out" [04:29] * FenixHawk gets in the Limo [04:29] <GM_RibO> The Cell rings [04:29] <GM_RibO> Nm that [04:29] <Judas`> "Quiet, you." [04:29] <GM_RibO> The Cell rings [04:30] <FenixHawk> "Cmon" [04:30] * Judas` answers the cell. [04:30] * FenixHawk drives Judas back to his place [04:30] <Judas`> "Naw." [04:30] <Judas`> "I'd rather not know. [04:30] <Judas`> " [04:30] <Judas`> "Too many elves live next door to me." [04:30] <GM_RibO> "Hi...... I'll tell ya, Jeena is one hot bitch too, but she really gave us a hard time...." [04:30] <Judas`> "Might make you angry to see all their corpses scattered about." [04:30] * Judas` hops into the car and ameks a hand motion to GO GO GO [04:31] <Judas`> "Is that a fact?" [04:31] <FenixHawk> "Its an elven holliday. They should be out climbing oak trees" [04:31] * FenixHawk drives [04:31] <GM_RibO> "Yeah, fiesty bitch eh?" [04:31] <Judas`> "I would think." [04:31] <Judas`> "What'd you do to her?" [04:31] <GM_RibO> "Oooh, she's tied and gaged" [04:31] <GM_RibO> "The ransom just went up to 2 milions nuyens... I'll call you back have a nice day" *Click* [04:32] * Judas` hits zero. [04:32] <Judas`> "Gimme the number that just rang this phone, bitch." [04:32] <GM_RibO> Operator still can't find the caller [04:32] <GM_RibO> And hangs up in digusts... [04:32] * Judas` 's voice is calm, restrained, with soemthing behind it.... [04:33] <GM_RibO> As you get to Judas`place you notice there was a major fire fight there, bullets everywhere, stuff broken...No sings of Jeena though...The place is not as totalled as Fenix and can still be repaired [04:33] <FenixHawk> "Look at that" [04:33] <GM_RibO> ((God I'm having fun)) [04:34] <FenixHawk> "These guys are pissed!" [04:34] <FenixHawk> "How the hell are we supposed to find them?" [04:34] <GM_RibO> They stole your socks too. [04:34] <Judas`> "!!!" [04:34] * Judas` slams his ahdn through his dresser drawer. [04:35] <Judas`> "I've got a better fucking idea." [04:35] * Judas` goes into his bathroom and pushes aside a ceiling tile. [04:35] * Judas` pulls the duffle bag out from the cubby area above it. [04:35] <Judas`> "Look for somehting left by Jeena." [04:36] * FenixHawk looks around the apartment for stuff that seems out of place [04:36] <GM_RibO> ((OMG Ryan style is playing a character in Weird science)) [04:36] <Judas`> "A tracker, a message, anything." [04:36] <Judas`> "She's a smart girl." [04:36] * Judas` unzips the duffle and begins to remove various instruments of destruction. [04:36] <GM_RibO> You check under the bed and find a note in hand writing... [04:37] * Judas` pops a pill. [04:37] * Judas` reads it. [04:37] * FenixHawk reads it too [04:37] <FenixHawk> "Who is Jeena?" [04:38] <GM_RibO> "Honey, The building is suronded by these vans.... I don't know how long I'll be able to hold fort, But I'll give them a run for their money, I really wonder who you fucked to get these guys so pissed.... anywayz... wish me luck, Jeena" [04:38] <Judas`> "Nevermind." [04:38] <FenixHawk> "Nevermind? Maybe I will fuck her and we will be even. Lets see how you like it. Bastard" [04:38] * Judas` folds it and puts it inside his coat. [04:39] * Judas` smiles, "Go right ahead." [04:39] <Judas`> "Although she could probably tear your lungs out and ahnd them to you." [04:39] <FenixHawk> "I like it rough" [04:39] <Judas`> "But be my guest." [04:39] <Judas`> "So does Nikky." [04:39] <Judas`> "...Or so I've been told." [04:39] <FenixHawk> "Is that so Honey?" [04:40] * Judas` rummages around the duffle, and, seemingly satisfied, zips it bakc up. [04:40] <GM_RibO> They stole your porno colection too [04:40] <FenixHawk> "Jue jue told me she thinks about me when shes fucking you." [04:41] <Judas`> "THOSE BASTARDS! [04:41] <Judas`> "I'm sure she did." [04:41] * Judas` looks for Jeena's Assault Cannon." [04:42] <GM_RibO> You find it [04:42] <GM_RibO> In pieces [04:42] <GM_RibO> By over use [04:42] <GM_RibO> Also [04:42] <GM_RibO> Of note, there's about 20 dead hooses [04:42] <GM_RibO> She really whupped ass [04:42] * FenixHawk searches them for any relevant information [04:43] * Judas` smiles, "Good girl." [04:43] <GM_RibO> Jack [04:43] <GM_RibO> Is what you find [04:43] * Judas` goes to his kitchen, "Tell me when you're finished molesting the dead bodies." [04:43] <GM_RibO> ((Brb, potty break)) [04:43] <Judas`> ?does Judas find jack? [04:43] * FenixHawk washs his hands [04:43] <Judas`> ...jack daniels that is! [04:44] <FenixHawk> "Why cant you be more chivalrous, like myself?" [04:44] <FenixHawk> "We would get along better if you werent the stereotype asshole human." [04:45] <GM_RibO> Yes [04:45] <GM_RibO> You find jack, he's scatered around the roo, [04:45] <Judas`> "..." [04:45] <Judas`> "My booze." [04:45] <Judas`> "MY GOD!! IS NOTHING SACRED?!" [04:45] <GM_RibO> But you find your secret stash [04:45] <GM_RibO> That is in the toilet tank [04:46] * Judas` falls to his knees...and rushes to his secret stash, cradling them in his arms. [04:46] <FenixHawk> "You ask yourself that the next time you got for a virgin elf you have no right being with." [04:46] <Judas`> "She wanted it." [04:46] <Judas`> "Both of them." [04:46] <FenixHawk> "So did Jack, after years of abuse by you it was happy being dead" [04:47] <FenixHawk> "I dont want you to see Nikky ever again after this is over" [04:48] <Judas`> "Her choice." [04:48] * Judas` pops open a fresh bottle of stank whiskey. [04:48] <Judas`> "Bottoms up!" [04:48] * Judas` takes a healthy swig." [04:48] <FenixHawk> "Well she can choose the millions of assholes better than you. You make it YOUR choice to never see her again. I dont want her getting hurt." [04:49] <Judas`> "Was it my house she almost got blown away at?" [04:49] * FenixHawk takes the bottle and chugs the whole thing, then pukes and falls onto the ground [04:49] <GM_RibO> #BEEP# [04:49] <Judas`> "If I recall, it was me who got her home safe and sound." [04:49] * Judas` shakes his head at Fenix. [04:49] <FenixHawk> "Well she can find a safer person than me to be with" [04:49] * Judas` answers his telecom. [04:49] <Judas`> "Shaddap and pass out." [04:49] <GM_RibO> #BEEP# [04:50] <GM_RibO> #BEEP# [04:50] * Judas` looks up, "Hey, a skylight." [04:50] <GM_RibO> NOt your telecom [04:50] <Judas`> "..." [04:50] <GM_RibO> NOt your telecom [04:50] <FenixHawk> "No" [04:50] <GM_RibO> #BEEP# [04:50] <Judas`> "FUCK!" [04:50] <GM_RibO> #BEEP# #BEEP# [04:50] * FenixHawk checks his pager [04:50] <GM_RibO> #BEEP# #BEEP# #BEEP# #BEEP# [04:50] <GM_RibO> #BEEP# #BEEP# #BEEP# #BEEP# #BEEP# #BEEP# #BEEP# #BEEP# [04:50] * Judas` grabs Fenix and tosses him out the window. [04:50] * Judas` jumops after him, liquor and bag in hand. [04:50] <Judas`> "FUUUCK!!!" [04:50] <GM_RibO> The places goes up as you two jumps out in a Die hard like scene [04:50] <Judas`> ((2nd story)) [04:50] <Judas`> ((lol)) [04:51] * FenixHawk lands in a roll and stands quickly only to be knocked down by the second shockwave of the explosion [04:51] <FenixHawk> "Hehehe, no more appartment Mr judas" [04:51] <FenixHawk> "Now we are both homeless" [04:52] * FenixHawk almost passes out [04:52] <FenixHawk> "Thats what you get" [04:52] <FenixHawk> "Breaking my heart" [04:53] <GM_RibO> A rain of debris falls on you [04:53] * FenixHawk covers his eyes [04:53] <GM_RibO> The cell rings. [04:53] <Judas`> ((you're drunk as fuck by now, elf!)) [04:53] * Judas` answers. [04:53] * FenixHawk answers it as he is lying down on the street [04:53] <GM_RibO> ((Let Judas` answer)) [04:54] <GM_RibO> "Oy oy oy... How did you like the big boom?" [04:54] <FenixHawk> ((Hey, I got a 5 body. Im a big elf)) [04:54] <FenixHawk> "How did I get into this bullshit" [04:55] <Judas`> "About as much as I'm going to like the one I'll give to your face you little faggot." [04:55] <FenixHawk> "I think me and Nikky should leave seattle" [04:55] <GM_RibO> "Hehehehehhee.. Well, I'll let you go, I've got a couple of surprise for you yet..." [04:55] <Judas`> "Wait, hold on a second." [04:55] <GM_RibO> "What?" [04:56] <FenixHawk> ((need sleep soon)) [04:56] * Judas` switches hands and slugs Fenix in the back of his neck to put him out cold. [04:56] <GM_RibO> ((Huh?)) [04:56] <Judas`> ((...fulfilling Judas' vindictive wrath)) [04:57] <Judas`> ((...and helping DJ to bed)) [04:57] <GM_RibO> ((No, I'm wrapping this up soon)) [04:57] <FenixHawk> ((Hey, I gotta be here for this, its important)) [04:57] <GM_RibO> ((Just bear with me)) [04:57] <Judas`> ((well i want to amke that move)) [04:57] <Judas`> ((because of the smack he talke din my apartment)) [04:57] <Judas`> ((you will be)) [04:57] <Judas`> ((need me to roll GM?)) [04:57] <GM_RibO> ((Yeah, just to be a bitch, I let the move go)) [04:58] * FenixHawk gets clocked and falls asleep [04:58] * Judas` mutters something about talking shit. [04:58] * Judas` gets abck on the phone, "Alright now." [04:59] <Judas`> "How about I give you until tonight to give us our women back." [04:59] <Judas`> "Or you'll be wearibng your schrotem as a hairpiece." [04:59] <Judas`> "How does that sound, Mr. Shady?" [04:59] <GM_RibO> "Hehehhee, You're giving me untill 2nite, That's funny... Heheheh... Fuck you" *click* [04:59] <Judas`> "Or maybe I can fuck you up the ass like I did that Shaman." [05:00] * Judas` slides his phone into his coat. [05:00] * Judas` picks Fenix up and puts him into the limo. [05:01] * Judas` does the same with his duffle. [05:01] * Judas` checks his liquor.... [05:01] <Judas`> ?did it break? [05:01] * GM_RibO grins with that evil GM grin, "Of course" [05:01] <FenixHawk> ((Tire rei rierired [05:01] * Judas` drops to his knees, holding the piece of bottle in his hand toward the sky, "THE HORROR!..." [05:01] <Judas`> "THE HORROR!!" [05:02] <FenixHawk> ((Tired ried tirde ried)) [05:02] <FenixHawk> ((imkindajustprssingbuttons)) [05:02] * Judas` hurls it across the street and gets into the limo. [05:02] <GM_RibO> ((We're all tired here, just makes things more fun)) [05:02] * Judas` drives to a safe area and locks the thing up tight, then passes out in the driver's seat. [05:03] <Judas`> ((thinking time's over man)) [05:03] <GM_RibO> ((NOOOOOOOO I WANA FINISH THIS)) [05:03] <FenixHawk> ((Whats left?)) [05:03] <Judas`> (9ack)) [05:03] <GM_RibO> The cell wakes Fen up [05:03] <GM_RibO> ((An hour max)) [05:03] <Judas`> "Zzzzzzzzz" [05:03] * FenixHawk asnwers is "Nikky, I had the strangest dream" [05:03] <GM_RibO> ((Maybe even less, let's finish this)) [05:04] <GM_RibO> "This ain't Nikky buddy" [05:04] * FenixHawk sobers up fast [05:04] <FenixHawk> "LET ME TALK TO NIKKY!" [05:04] <Judas`> ((hehe, the back of brill's head feels stiff)) [05:04] <GM_RibO> "She's fine, trust me... we haven't even raped her yet, aren't you lucky?" [05:05] <FenixHawk> "Let me talk to her..." [05:05] <GM_RibO> "No, you may not, I want the money now.... Listen" [05:05] <FenixHawk> ((Hehe, guess what song just come on. Ill give you a hint, its Queen)) [05:06] <FenixHawk> "Im listening" [05:06] <Judas`> ((lol)) [05:06] <GM_RibO> "A trash can, at 23th and 5th.... drop the money there and leave, I'll call you as soon as I get the money" [05:06] <GM_RibO> *click* [05:06] <Judas`> ((gooood)) [05:07] * FenixHawk wakes up Judas gently [05:07] * Judas` snorts. [05:07] * FenixHawk springs out of arms length as soon as he does so [05:07] * FenixHawk pokes judas with the blunt end of his sword [05:07] <FenixHawk> "Wake up breeder" [05:07] <Judas`> lol [05:07] <Judas`> lolol [05:07] * Judas` turns over. [05:07] * FenixHawk reaches over and honks the Nightskys horn [05:07] <Judas`> "Mmmmm mmnff," [05:07] <FenixHawk> "Four tone, nice" [05:08] <Judas`> "MMmmm...hit the snooze." [05:08] <FenixHawk> "No snooze honey" [05:08] <Gloomy> (sheesh, still going?)) [05:08] <Judas`> "Zzzzzzz." [05:08] <GM_RibO> ((Yap)) [05:08] * FenixHawk honks the horn and holds it down [05:09] <FenixHawk> "Strippers! And Booze! And porn! ALl for Judas cause we love him so!" [05:09] * Judas` rolls over to the other side and draps his arm over his ear. [05:09] * FenixHawk pokes Judas witht he sword again [05:09] <Judas`> "Mmmmm." [05:09] * Judas` smiles. [05:09] <FenixHawk> "Wake up or you dont get any" [05:09] * Judas` snorts and grumbles. [05:09] <GM_RibO> ((LOL)) [05:09] * FenixHawk goes into the back of the Limo and puls out some Whiskey [05:10] <Judas`> lol [05:10] <Judas`> lolol [05:10] * FenixHawk holds it under Juda's nose [05:10] * Judas` sniffs [05:10] <GM_RibO> ((You genius)) [05:10] * Judas` sniffs some more. [05:10] * Judas` lifts his head, sniffing. [05:10] * FenixHawk poors a bit on his lips [05:10] <FenixHawk> "Good stuff" [05:10] <GM_RibO> ((ROFL)) [05:10] * Judas` opens his eyes, "Ahhhh." [05:10] * Judas` pops his neck. [05:10] <Judas`> "Nikky...I had the strangest dream..." [05:11] <FenixHawk> "Shut up" [05:11] <Judas`> "Mmmm, you know just what I like." [05:11] <Judas`> "Huh?" [05:11] * FenixHawk breaks the bottle on the ground [05:11] * Judas` opens his eyes fully. [05:11] <Judas`> "HEY!" [05:11] <Judas`> "THAT'S WORSE THAN SPILLING BLOOD!" [05:11] <FenixHawk> "Well it got you up didnt it?" [05:11] <Judas`> "What?" [05:11] <Judas`> "What is it?' [05:12] <FenixHawk> "The guy called. He wants us to leave the money in a trash can at *address* " [05:12] <Judas`> "I only got about an hours worth of rest." [05:12] <FenixHawk> "I have more alcohol" [05:12] <Judas`> "..." [05:12] <FenixHawk> "Want it?" [05:12] <Judas`> "Good." [05:12] <Judas`> "Not now." [05:12] <FenixHawk> "Then lets roll" [05:12] <Judas`> "You drive there." [05:13] * FenixHawk starts up the Nightsky [05:13] <FenixHawk> "What are we going to leave?" [05:13] * Judas` gets into the passenger seat and empties out his bag of the bandoliers of ammo, clips, shotgun, smg, and grenade launcer. [05:13] <FenixHawk> "I think we should borrow a car, and trail the hooses in one they dont recognize" [05:13] <Judas`> "A little welcome wagon. [05:13] <Judas`> "Yeah, go to the mall parking lot." [05:14] * Judas` pulls out a baggy of C12 and some detonators and wire. [05:14] <FenixHawk> "Back to the girls. And dont use the grenades. We may hurt the girls with those" [05:14] * Judas` makes a Judas Suprise. [05:14] * Judas` takes a commlink set and mutilates it. [05:14] <FenixHawk> "And none of that untill we get the girls safe" [05:15] <Judas`> "Pull over to that newspaper stand." [05:15] * FenixHawk pulls over [05:15] <FenixHawk> "What for?" [05:15] <Judas`> "Do it." [05:15] * FenixHawk is doing it [05:16] * Judas` hops out and grabs one of the guy's stacks of newspapers. [05:16] <Judas`> "Thanks, buddy." [05:16] <FenixHawk> "The honor of our ancestors will fight with us today. Mine more than youes" [05:16] * Judas` hops back into the limo. [05:16] * FenixHawk drives off [05:16] <Judas`> "My momma died a long time ago." [05:16] * Judas` fills the bag with the newspaper. [05:16] <FenixHawk> "Well she had to be a tough bitch to give birth to you." [05:16] <FenixHawk> "I mean that in a good way of course..." [05:17] * Judas` rigs up the explosives inside, and also the mic for the commlink, permanenetly activated and transmitting to his own headset. [05:17] * Judas` tests to make sure it's all good. [05:17] <GM_RibO> ((When he was born he kicked the doctor's ass and smacked his mom)) [05:17] * Judas` grunts a response. [05:17] <Judas`> lol [05:17] <Judas`> lolol [05:18] <FenixHawk> "Ok, but dont set that off untill we get the girls, right? We are going to be heros today. Open my glovebox, hand me that little black cartridge" [05:18] <Judas`> ?is it transmitting, GM? [05:18] <GM_RibO> Yap [05:19] <Judas`> "What's in it?" [05:19] <GM_RibO> Judas, an hero... well I'll be a monkey's uncle.... [05:19] <Judas`> lol [05:19] <Judas`> ain;t gonna happen [05:19] <Judas`> well [05:19] <Judas`> iut did once [05:19] <Judas`> for a little girl [05:19] * FenixHawk puts it on auto and opens up the cartridge to put black and red war paint on his cheeks [05:19] <Judas`> "..." [05:20] * Judas` points and laughs. [05:20] <Judas`> "AAAHAHAHAHHAA!" [05:20] <Judas`> "You kill'um white man!" [05:20] <Judas`> "Big Chief Slapaho!" [05:20] <Judas`> "Make big heap trouble for white devil." [05:20] <FenixHawk> "Its from my days in the elven court. The colors of autumn in parts of Tir. I wasn an autumn warrior, these are my sacred colors." [05:21] * FenixHawk fills his clip with ammo and puts another clip on his belt [05:22] <FenixHawk> "If you had more honor, I would tell you some of the things I did to earn these colors. [05:22] * FenixHawk puts the cartridge in his pocket [05:22] * Judas` laughs harshly, a barking laugh. [05:23] <Judas`> "Don't talk to me about honor." [05:23] <FenixHawk> "I wont waste my time" [05:24] <FenixHawk> "Lets do this" [05:24] * FenixHawk drives to the mall [05:24] <GM_RibO> #THUD# [05:24] <FenixHawk> "Wascally wabbits" [05:24] <GM_RibO> The radio turns on [05:24] <GM_RibO> "An other one bites the dust" [05:24] <GM_RibO> It turns itself off [05:25] * FenixHawk changes channels to Lauryn Hill "That Thing" [05:25] <FenixHawk> "I never knew the dark path I would walk." [05:25] <GM_RibO> "Laundry Hill will not be on 2day, instead we bring you a special Queen song" [05:25] <GM_RibO> It turns itself off [05:26] <FenixHawk> "Man, likeIhavent heard this song enough [05:26] <GM_RibO> ((doh)) [05:26] <Judas`> lol [05:26] * FenixHawk turns the damn song on and way up [05:26] <GM_RibO> You get to the mall [05:26] * FenixHawk sings with it [05:26] <GM_RibO> I'm guessing FenixHawk has a bulging vein on his forehead? [05:27] <FenixHawk> "Plenty of ways you can hurt a man, you can beathim, youcancheat him, you can bring him down, kick himout of his home" [05:27] <FenixHawk> "Out of the doorway the bullets rip, to the sound of the beat" [05:27] <GM_RibO> You get to the mall. [05:28] <FenixHawk> "Hey, were gonna get you too, another one bites the dust" [05:28] <FenixHawk> "Go to it" [05:28] * Judas` steps out, leaving his bag. [05:28] <Judas`> "Hold on." [05:29] * Judas` goes to an Americar and smashes out the window after checking for an alarm. [05:29] * Judas` hotwires the thing. [05:29] *** Gloomy has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Gloomy[AC817C99.ipt.aol.com]) [05:30] * Judas` pulls it up next to the limo and trnasfers his guns under cover of the car doors. [05:31] <Judas`> "Alright, I'll go and park nearby." [05:31] <Judas`> "You deliver the goods." [05:31] <FenixHawk> "Very well": [05:31] *** Gloomy has joined #killin [05:32] * FenixHawk plants thegoods and drives off to adonut drivethrough togetsome soycaf and fried soydough with sprinkles [05:32] * FenixHawk buys a couple of Nikkies favorites [05:32] <Judas`> "Ditch the limo and go on foot to the alley of xxxxx." [05:32] <Judas`> "It's where I'll be parked." [05:32] <Judas`> "Don't be seen." [05:32] <Judas`> "And if you need to tell em anything on your way there, jsut talk, the bag'll pick it up. [05:32] <Judas`> " [05:33] * FenixHawk takes ditches the Car and skulks to the Alley with the doughnuts [05:33] * Judas` straps on his commlink and goes to park and wait in his stolen mobile. [05:33] * Judas` watches the drop site on vision mag., checking out the area too for any hooses or others. [05:33] * FenixHawk looks for a motorcycle nearbye incase things get dicey [05:33] * Judas` listens on his commlink as well. [05:34] <GM_RibO> There doesn't seem to be any hoosers around. [05:34] * Judas` plays the waiting game. [05:34] <GM_RibO> ((Now you'll witness how dumb they are)) [05:35] <GM_RibO> ((especially since I wana finish this off for you guys)) [05:35] <FenixHawk> ((After all that they are going to be dumb? Cool)) [05:35] <Judas`> "Oh, and Fenix...He's mine." [05:35] <FenixHawk> "I'll divide him in half" *winks* [05:35] <GM_RibO> You drop the money.... [05:35] <GM_RibO> After waiting for an hour a van drive by [05:35] -> [#killin] PING [05:36] * Judas` starts the car and puts it in gear. [05:36] <GM_RibO> It stops at the trashcan and a hooser steps out looking in the trash [05:36] <GM_RibO> "Where... is.. oh there it is" [05:36] * Judas` listens on his comm. [05:36] <GM_RibO> He grabs the bag and jumps back in the van "Good we have the money, drop the bitches..." [05:37] <GM_RibO> The back door opens and 3 big bags are dropped on the floor as the van drives off [05:37] <GM_RibO> "Huh boss?" [05:37] <GM_RibO> "What?" [05:37] * Judas` pulls out of the drive and goes for the women. [05:37] <GM_RibO> "It's ain't money....It's OH SHIT!!!!" [05:37] * Judas` holds the clicker in one hand. [05:37] <GM_RibO> "Come back Come back we're gone runs these bitches over!!!" [05:38] * Judas` speaks into the comm, "Remember my name when Satan asks who sent you." [05:38] <Judas`> #click# [05:38] <GM_RibO> The door opens and a guy jumps out as the van blows sky high!!! [05:38] <GM_RibO> ((Judas, you might be going to hell, but you'll have a penthouse there)) [05:38] * Judas` tears around the girls and screeches to a halt, slamming it into park and jumping out of the car. [05:38] <FenixHawk> ?am I close to the explosion? [05:39] <Judas`> ?what happned to the one hoose? [05:39] <GM_RibO> Yeah, and you saw this guy jump out with a AK-45 [05:39] <GM_RibO> "YOU FUCK!!!!" [05:39] <GM_RibO> "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!" [05:39] * Judas` shoots him in his hand. [05:39] <GM_RibO> "FEEL THE WRATH OF SLIM!!!!" [05:39] <Judas`> #BLAM# [05:40] * FenixHawk runs over to the girls and the guy [05:40] <GM_RibO> The hand explodes as the gun goes flying up [05:40] <GM_RibO> "Oooooh shit" [05:40] <Judas`> "You take care of the girls, Brillo." [05:40] * FenixHawk grabs the gun out of the girl and aims it at the guys head [05:40] <FenixHawk> "Not!" [05:40] * FenixHawk opens fire one Slim [05:40] * Judas` rushes at the guy and beats him down like a redheaded stepchild. [05:41] <GM_RibO> He starts to take off runing for his life but runs face first into the van and falls flat on his back. [05:41] <GM_RibO> Since he's on the floor you miss him [05:41] <GM_RibO> But you shoot him all over [05:42] <Judas`> "FUCKING HOLD YOUR FIRE!" [05:42] <FenixHawk> "Why?" [05:42] * Judas` grabs the motherfucker and pulls him up. [05:42] <Judas`> "Not gonna be that easy for you." [05:42] <GM_RibO> "Momy?" [05:43] <FenixHawk> "Put him down, I will kill him." [05:43] <Judas`> "No." [05:44] <Judas`> "Killin's too good for him." [05:44] * Judas` hauls him up and ties him up messily with some wire. [05:44] <FenixHawk> "FINE! Have it your way." *throws the gun down* "Go to hell Judas, take your woman with you. Im leaving" [05:44] * FenixHawk cuts the bags open [05:44] * Judas` tosse shim into the back seat. [05:44] <Judas`> "Check on the girls, Brillo." [05:45] <Judas`> "Be a good knight and I'll show you how to avenge your honor on a piece of shit like this." [05:45] <FenixHawk> "Nicky, lets go. Jue jue, you can come with me or stay with Judas. Im leaving, I wont be part of this insanity, this cruelty." [05:45] * Judas` kicks the guy in the balls. [05:45] <GM_RibO> THe girls are okay, and shooken up, the burst out crying holding you, Jeena is more pissed of than anything else [05:46] <FenixHawk> "You know nothing of a knights honor. Like I said, Im leaving' [05:46] * Judas` shrugs. [05:46] <Judas`> "Have it your way." [05:46] <Judas`> "C'mon Jeena." [05:46] * FenixHawk helps Nikky up [05:46] <Judas`> "Jue Jue, Nikky, you coming with me or staying with Gutless there?" [05:47] <FenixHawk> "Oh, one more thing" [05:47] * FenixHawk steps over next to judas and unzips his fly [05:48] <FenixHawk> "30¥" [05:48] * Judas` helps Jeena slip into the passenger's seat. [05:48] * Judas` unzips his own. [05:48] <Judas`> "Eat your words and gimme my nuyen. [05:48] <GM_RibO> FenixHawk wins [05:48] <Judas`> " [05:48] <FenixHawk> "Look again. ANd pay up" [05:48] * Judas` turns on his vision mag [05:49] <GM_RibO> All girls gasps as they see FenixHawk's meat. [05:49] <Judas`> ((tsk)) [05:49] <GM_RibO> ((Jenna is an elf right?)) [05:49] <Judas`> "Too bad your honor prevents you from using it." [05:49] * FenixHawk re-packages the goods when he realises the girls are looking and blushes a little [05:49] <Judas`> ((not that I recall)) [05:49] <Judas`> ((she might be)) [05:49] <GM_RibO> ((I thoug she was, all my chicks are elven chicks)) [05:50] <Judas`> ((i would have to see that cruise log)) [05:50] <GM_RibO> #BANG# [05:50] * FenixHawk Walks back over to Nikky "Shall we go home?" [05:50] <GM_RibO> Slim lays dead on the floor. [05:50] * FenixHawk looks to wherethe #BANG# came from [05:50] <Judas`> "I [05:50] <GM_RibO> The cell rings. [05:51] * FenixHawk answers it [05:51] <Judas`> "I'll be damned...a whole 2 1/2 inches...Never thought I'd see the day." [05:51] * Judas` spins on the BANG, his jock still hanging out. [05:51] * Judas` has his pistol leveled. [05:51] <Judas`> ?how'd he die?! [05:51] <GM_RibO> Cell: *A new voice* "This ain't over.... Oh trust me about that" *Click* [05:51] <GM_RibO> Gun wound to the back of the head [05:51] <FenixHawk> "I hate hooses" [05:52] <GM_RibO> You can't seem to see where that came from [05:52] * Judas` sets up the trajectories [05:52] <Judas`> "FUCK!" [05:52] <FenixHawk> "Nikky, lets go back to the Limo, trade it in for a Mustang Convertable and drive to california" [05:52] * Judas` slams his fist against the side of his stolen car. [05:53] <FenixHawk> "I wonder if I can get a '69 mustang for that" [05:53] <GM_RibO> She jumps in Brill arms, "Yes... YES.. let's get out here..." [05:53] * Judas` holsters his gun, and stops. [05:53] <Judas`> "Wait, hold up...." [05:53] * FenixHawk holds Nikky tight "No hold up Judas, we are leaving" [05:53] * Judas` reaches under his dick and pulls out the walther hidden under it. [05:53] * Judas` massages the kinks out. [05:54] <GM_RibO> ((You don't win judas don't bother)) [05:54] <FenixHawk> "You can do that with your own time" [05:54] <Judas`> (9not to win)) [05:54] <GM_RibO> ((This was planned a while ago)) [05:54] * Judas` tosses the gun to Fenix. [05:55] * FenixHawk catches it with more than a bit of confusion [05:55] <Judas`> "This'll fetch you about 30 nuyen." [05:55] <Judas`> "...I really need to stop wearing that thing." [05:55] <FenixHawk> "Hah!" [05:55] <Judas`> ((LOLOL)) [05:55] <Judas`> "Hey buddy, and you know where it's been, too." [05:55] * Judas` zips up. [05:55] * FenixHawk walks off into the sunset with Nikky on one arm [05:56] * Judas` drags the body out of his back seat. [05:56] <GM_RibO> Jeena walks up to Judas, "Man... The place is a mess..." [05:56] <Judas`> "It's alright." [05:56] <Judas`> "I got a safehouse." [05:56] * FenixHawk takes the Limo in for a Mustang [05:56] <GM_RibO> She nods... "I'm so horny...I think I could fuck you right now and then..." Jue jue shouts out "Me too" [05:56] <Judas`> "Unlike Prince Valiant there, real Samurai plan ahead." [05:57] <Judas`> "Ladies, please!...There's room enough for both of you." [05:57] <GM_RibO> ((Just to piss Fen even more off)) [05:57] * FenixHawk is not a Samurai, he is a Knight [05:57] * Judas` takes both the women in his arms and drives off into the sunset and his new place. [05:58] <Judas`> "Unlike Prince Valiant there, real professionals plan ahead." [05:58] <FenixHawk> "Nikky, i forgive you for what you did with Judas. I couldnt bear to lose you" [05:58] * FenixHawk can tell Judas is jealous [05:59] <GM_RibO> She nods, "I'm sorry I did... But... What you did... was.. so.. brave..." [05:59] <FenixHawk> "Yeah, well" [06:00] <GM_RibO> Judas I supose you go to your safe house and have a porno [06:00] <Judas`> oh indeed [06:00] <GM_RibO> "But... Why do you hate Judas so much, He helped you save me didn't he?" [06:00] * FenixHawk grumbles [06:01] <FenixHawk> "I could have done it without him" [06:02] <FenixHawk> "Cal-free is nice this time of year, we can go through tir." [06:02] <FenixHawk> "No Hooses in Tir." [06:02] <GM_RibO> And everybody lived happyly ever after..... well, for a good week that is [06:02] <GM_RibO> "Yeah, let's go to Tir" [06:03] <FenixHawk> Karma? [06:03] <FenixHawk> BTW, next game can I kill people besides helpless pedestrians? [06:03] <GM_RibO> Yup [06:03] <GM_RibO> 5 each [06:03] <GM_RibO> Yeah [06:03] <GM_RibO> Sorry didn't feel like number crunching [06:04] <GM_RibO> And I allwayz felt the RP is the most fun part [06:04] <GM_RibO> And we got plenty of that [06:04] <GM_RibO> Now, who want's logd?!?!? [06:04] <FenixHawk> I got it [06:04] <Judas`> me [06:04] <FenixHawk> And it is fun, but I want to kill some hooses. AS of now Judas has them all except the one I got when I blew up the rental car [06:05] <Judas`> heh [06:05] *** Judas` has quit IRC (Leaving) [06:06] <FenixHawk> That was awesome [06:06] <FenixHawk> But I am so tired now [06:06] <FenixHawk> Goodnite [06:06] *** Disconnected Session Close: Fri Oct 06 06:06:11 2000