Logs-Medieval4of4

 "Now, talk s'more." [07:35]  *Alex is on the ground, breathing slowly...* [07:35] <^Grubber^> "WhATS THE POTION MADE OUT OF?!" [07:35]  "Mmm... a lot of chemical... You want a list?" [07:35]  "But there's a problem, you can't read anything here..." [07:36]  "That'd be helpful..." [07:36]  "Amazing." [07:36]  "Did you ever look at your watch?" [07:36] <^Grubber^> "Well, you will be with us the WHOLE time, so you can tell us as we go along." [07:36]  "K, what do you want to know?" [07:37]  "Listen, you start talking. I want to know everything." [07:37]  ((wow....online radio)) [07:38]  "Well I was born in Seatle, my dad worked for a corporation...I'm not sure wich one though...then I went trought puperty at the age 13..." [07:38]  "I had my first gf in 5th grade..." [07:39]  "I learned to speak when I was 4 I think.." [07:39] * Judas thumps him on the bakc of the head, "Don't fuck with me right now, m'kay?" [07:39]  "Ookay..." [07:39]  "You wana know about this place eh?" [07:39]  "About our situation." [07:39] <^Grubber^> "No, about the potion." [07:39] <Judas> "Yeha, and what you do and have been doing in your job." [07:40] <Judas> "Or is this all some nice little hobby of yours?" [07:40] <GM2> "Well we are nowhere, thus place doesn't exist..." [07:40] <Judas> "MMm hmm." [07:40] <^Grubber^> "......" [07:40] *** Joins: JudasIsc [07:40]** * Parts: JudasIsc [07:40] <Judas> "Keep talking, pal." [07:41] <Judas> ((lol, tsk tsk)) [07:42] <GM2> "You see, I have created a drug that puts you in a inconstious states..." [07:42] * Judas thumps him again [07:42] <Judas> "Start over." [07:42] <GM2> "But all the brain of ppl under that drug are linked togheter, you are just dreaming right now..." [07:43] <GM2> "But for some reason, when you eat here, you body gets all the nutrient you need, thus if you die here, you will in your world too..." [07:44] <GM2> "And I worked on the dream this drug creates and made it a medieval world.." [07:44] * ^Grubber^ 's eyes flair, ready to distribute beating. [07:44] <GM2> "And you need this potion to sober up..." [07:44] <^Grubber^> "It wont eventually go away?" [07:44] <GM2> "And return to our world..." [07:45] <GM2> "No, the drug isn't eliminated by your bloodstream, it stays there, I did some test..." [07:46] <GM2> "And somehow you dumb fuks made a gas of that drug, and now my whole neiborhood is there, and there's more ppl coming..." [07:47] <^Grubber^> "Now wouldnt be the time for insults..." [07:47] * ^Grubber^ raises his bat. [07:47] <Judas> "Then tell me how these little guns fire and my little phone works, eh?" [07:47] <^Grubber^> "I can think of a lot less plesent situations to be in." [07:47] <GM2> "I don't know what you did to my house, when I was driving up to my parking, I sarted to feel it's effect, but when I got in, I knew it was too late, the only thing I saw, was garfield ans hello kitty on the floor..." [07:49] <Judas> "MMm hmmm." [07:49] <GM2> "Well for the guns it's simple, guns works here, cuz guns can work by themselves, but for the fun, I had to send a bunch of spirits holding home made satelite dish so I could send you my cell phone's wave... [07:50] *** Joins: Red_Foxx [07:51] <GM2> "I've found the phone by doing a dettect objects spell, and since here the mana is more powerfull, I have very powerfull spells..." [07:52] <^Grubber^> "So how do we make a fucking potion?" [07:52] <GM2> "I though you guys had the potion, but it seems you left it in my fridge....We'll have to make on by ourselves...: [07:52] <GM2> "We'll have to look for some ingridients, and a way to fusion'em ...." [07:53] <GM2> "The first thing we need is polysorbate dycardium ...." [07:53] <GM2> "And I don't think we could get some just by walking in a drugstore..." [07:54] <Judas> #THUMP# "English." [07:54] <GM2> "It's a fucking chemical!! It's how it's named!!!" [07:55] <GM2> "I'm really not sure where we could find some..." [07:56] <GM2> "MMM... if we can get our hands on cow dung I think I could extract some from it, we just need to find a ranch, and while we're at it, we could take an other chemical I need, And I'm pretty sure we could find it in a cow..." [07:58] <^Grubber^> "Poly...plysibortate dicardum, what is that?" [07:58]** * Parts: Red_Foxx [07:58] *** Joins: Red_Foxx [07:58] <GM2> "It's a chemical, it makes your blood relase a very small part of it's oxygen...." [07:58] <Judas> "Where would you find it HERE, pal." [07:58] <Judas> "And that is?" [07:58] <GM2> "In a cow ranch" [07:59] -> [Judas] PING [07:59] -> [^Grubber^] PING [07:59] <GM2> ((Fuk, I'm lagging....)) [07:59] <GM2> ((What server are you on?)) [07:59] [Judas PING reply]: 41 secs [08:00] <GM2> ((Yep I'm defenitly lagging....)) [08:01] <GM2> ((41 sec with Judas, and I didn't get a reply from Grubber yet, I need an other server...)) [08:01] <GM2> ((brb...)) [08:01]** * Disconnected Session Close: Fri May 14 08:01:33 1999

Session Start: Fri May 14 08:05:34 1999 [08:05] *** Now talking in #killin [08:05]** * Topic is 'The Wonderful Acid Trip, Part III' [08:05] *** Set by Judas on Thu May 13 19:34:31 [08:05] -> [^Grubber^] PING [08:05] [^Grubber^ PING reply]: 1 sec [08:05] <GM2> ((Good no lag now..)) [08:05] * ^Grubber^ grabs one pair of his handcuffs, slaps them on the guy's arms, grabs another, slaps them around his legs, and grabs his third, and slaps the two handcuffs togeather behind him. [08:05] <GM2> ((Purfect...)) [08:05] * ^Grubber^ picks the guy up, like a little purse. [08:06] <^Grubber^> "Ready? Where too?" [08:06]** * Joins: Red_Foxx [08:06] [Red_Foxx:#killin PING] [08:06] -> [Red_Foxx] PING [08:06] [Red_Foxx PING reply]: 1 sec [08:06] <GM2> ((red, one sec with me)) [08:07] <GM2> ((Allrightee, let's get going...)) [08:07] * Judas holds his copy of the map in front of the mage's face [08:07] <Judas> "Where to?" [08:08] <GM2> "I don't know, we've got to find a cow ranch, let's try ardanta" [08:08] <^Grubber^> "Lead the way..." <Holds the guy out in front of him as he walks.> [08:09] * ^Grubber^ snickers. [08:09] * Judas draws his sword, "ONWARD!" [08:09] <GM2> "I could teleport you there!" [08:09] <GM2> "But I don't have enough strenght..." [08:09] <^Grubber^> "I dont know... [08:09] <^Grubber^> " [08:10] <GM2> "And for christ sake, I won't try anything funny!" [08:10] <GM2> "I need you guys to get back!" [08:10] <Judas> "Why's that, hmm?" [08:10] <GM2> "Cuz, I'm too weak to do all that by myself!" [08:11] * Judas looks at the pouch of gold thoughtfully [08:11] <GM2> "And I think we'll have to go to Dema's lair to get some chemical, and I won't be able to get in there alone" [08:11] * Judas looks up at Grubber, a single tear running down his cheek [08:12] <^Grubber^> "what?" [08:12] <^Grubber^> "What...is Dema's lair?" [08:12] * Judas hold sup the pouch of gold [08:12] * ^Grubber^ looks at it. [08:12] * Judas mocks sadness, "I can't watch! NO!" [08:12] <^Grubber^> "what?" [08:12] * Judas sniffs the potion the guy gave us [08:13] <^Grubber^> "..........." [08:13] <Judas> "The gold you thick-skulled Mook." [08:13] <^Grubber^> "What about it?! [08:13] <^Grubber^> " [08:13] <Judas> "it won;t be-a-comin' back with us..." [08:13] <GM2> "You won't have that gold when you get back, you won't even loos bullets..." [08:13] * Judas frowns deeply [08:13] <^Grubber^> "........." [08:13] <^Grubber^> "Oh damn..." [08:14] * Judas raises his sword high, "ONWARD!" [08:14] <Judas> ?what does the potion smell like? [08:14] <GM2> "Dema's a very powerfull necromancer, It's his lair, I'm sure he have a lot of chemical there.." [08:14] <GM2> *Kinda like pepsi* [08:14] <Judas> "Set him down, Grubber." [08:14] <^Grubber^> ((hehe)) [08:14] * ^Grubber^ drops him. [08:14] * Judas looks at the mage's shoulder [08:14] * ^Grubber^ laughs. [08:15] <GM2> *Thud* [08:15] * Judas uncuffs him [08:15] * Judas gives him the rest of it [08:15] <^Grubber^> "Uhh...." [08:15] <^Grubber^> "I dunno..." [08:15] <Judas> "Gotta show a little love, man." [08:15] <^Grubber^> "This piss ant, deserves no love..." [08:15] <^Grubber^> "I wouldnt give 'im the steam off me piss." [08:15] <GM2> "This spell isn't somatic, you could let me tied, but not that way!!!" [08:15] <Judas> "Quiet, we all need eachother, like a big happy family..." [08:16] * Judas gives Grubber a wink the mage can't see [08:16] <^Grubber^> "......." [08:16] <GM2> "And btw, what were you two doing in my house?" [08:16] <^Grubber^> ((Like my steam off my piss remark?)) [08:16] <^Grubber^> "We were, uh...: [08:17] <^Grubber^> "Oh! I accidentally backed over your poodle, and I saw the collar, and came to show my regards." [08:17] <Judas> "Security Team from honeywell." [08:17] <^Grubber^> "Well, he is, Im not." [08:17] * Judas elbows the troll [08:17] <GM2> "Well it's not important right now..." [08:17] <Judas> "He backed over the dog, your maid called us." [08:17] <^Grubber^> "oof!" [08:17] <GM2> "We'll talk about it when we're back okay?" [08:17] <^Grubber^> "Yeah" [08:18] <GM2> "So? Could I have my potion plz?" [08:18] <^Grubber^> ((Hehe, "Poochie?! Oh no?! What did you do with him?!" "Ah, I threw him over the neighbors fence...expect a call.")) [08:18] * Judas gave him the rest of it to drink [08:19] <GM2> *You can see Alex's shoulder's reform themselves, you can also see the bullets fall to the floor...* [08:20] <^Grubber^> ((Hehe, I thought of somehting funny grubber could do to kill a guy at close range...)) [08:20] * Judas plucks it up and tosses it into the air, catching it with a swipe [08:20] <GM2> "Ha... now that's better, thanx... now you're all gona die!!!! Hehe, Just kidding here..." [08:20] <Judas> "No more fireballs, no more bullets from me, alright?" [08:21] <^Grubber^> ((/me ejects his clip, takes out a bullet, holds it up to the guys head, and pounds it in with his fist.)) [08:21] <^Grubber^> ((Complex action, but it must look damn cool)) [08:21] <GM2> ((LOL)) [08:21] *** Joins: Oaze [08:21] <GM2> "Anywayz, should we get going?" [08:22] <^Grubber^> "Uh....yes!" [08:22] <GM2> ((Dude, talk with when you need to talk okay?)) [08:22] <Judas> "That's the idea." [08:22] <GM2> *Alex starts conjuring some weird ass spell....* [08:23] <^Grubber^> ((brb)) [08:23] * Judas has his Manhunter in hand [08:23] <GM2> *Everything goes dark..* [08:23] <Judas> "Just a precaution." [08:23] <GM2> "I understand and trust me, I don't any bullets..." [08:24] <GM2> *You're now near a nice little town, it looks kinda rural* [08:24] <GM2> "There, we can't teleport any nearer, they would think we're warlocks..." [08:24] * ^Grubber^ is now near a nice little town, it looks kinda rural. [08:24] * Judas slips the gold pouch into his Greatcoat anyway [08:25] <Judas> shit.... [08:25] <GM2> *Alex starts walking towards the town...* [08:25] * ^Grubber^ trots after him. [08:26]** * Quits: Judas (Read error to Judas[ABD18C54.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) [08:26] * ^Grubber^ eats a few dandelions, and daisys on the way. [08:26] <GM2> ((Mmmm... let's wait for him)) [08:27] *** Joins: Judas [08:27] <GM2> ((Whut happened?)) [08:27]** * Parts: Oaze [08:28] <Judas> ((aol)) [08:28] <GM2> ((LOL)) [08:28] * ^Grubber^ eats a few dandelions, and daisys on the way. [08:28] <GM2> ((You should also fuck a tree or two)) [08:29] <^Grubber^> ((I was plannin on it.)) [08:29] * ^Grubber^ runs up to a tree with plenty of knot holes. [08:29] <GM2> ((hehe)) [08:29] * ^Grubber^ decides he better not, in case of an angry squirrel. [08:30] <Judas> "Elfor!" [08:30] <GM2> ((Squirrel also like to nimble on some nutz)) [08:30] <GM2> ((Er Nibble)) [08:30] <^Grubber^> "Elfor?" [08:31] * ^Grubber^ walks back up to Judas. [08:31] <GM2> "Nywayz, shall we get going?" [08:31] * Judas motions him onward [08:31] <Judas> "That's your new name, Mook." [08:31] <GM2> *Walk into the town..* [08:31] <^Grubber^> "Uh...okie dokie." [08:32] <GM2> ((Grub, you still look like an elf)) [08:32] * Judas watches the area for anymore happy assASSins [08:32] <^Grubber^> ((I know)) [08:33] <GM2> *A guard is there* [08:33] <Red_Foxx> ((i thought grubber was a troll?)) [08:33] <^Grubber^> ((I am, but I am using a spell lock, that has disguised me as an elf.)) [08:33] <GM2> "Halt wanderer, state your buissnes!" [08:34] <Judas> "Lick me." [08:34] <^Grubber^> "To eat as MANY dandelions in this area! Dandelions can be quite dangerous you know..." [08:34] <Red_Foxx> ((ah)) [08:34] <Judas> "I need a whore." [08:34] * ^Grubber^ slaps Judas. [08:34] <GM2> "Is this a joke!!!" [08:35] <GM2> Alex "Kind sir, we are noble travelers and we demand passage in you town..." [08:35] <^Grubber^> "Ha ha ha, what he meant to say, was that we are here to inspect some of the cows...we hear a mad cow desease has been going around lately..." [08:35] <Judas> "Uh, I mean we beg passage through your humble city oh-single-guard-of-the-entire-town." [08:36] <GM2> "well I'm a not in the mood for jokes, comeback when you're gona be more serious!" [08:36] * ^Grubber^ clubs the guard with his baseball bat. [08:37] <^Grubber^> "Try that for serious, mother fucker. [08:37] <^Grubber^> " [08:37] <Judas> "Smooth, jackass." [08:37] <GM2> *The guard falls the floor...* [08:37] * Judas takes his gold and adds it to his own [08:37] * ^Grubber^ pulls the guard somewhere in the shadows, hidden from view. [08:37] <GM2> *You now have 45 GP* [08:37] <Judas> "Sweet..." [08:37] <^Grubber^> "It worked!" [08:37] <^Grubber^> :) [08:37] <^Grubber^> ((brb)) [08:39] <GM2> ((Lalala...)) [08:40] <^Grubber^> ((Back)) [08:40] <^Grubber^> ((Dum de dum de dum de doo)) [08:40] <GM2> K, you now are in front of a little town... [08:40] <Judas> "ONWARD!" [08:40] <GM2> There's some comercant seeling stuff... [08:41] <Judas> ?what? [08:41] * ^Grubber^ walks up to his booth. [08:41] <^Grubber^> "And you! What have ye?" [08:42] <GM2> "Hi there Kind sir! Have yoy been having problem with da wife? Not strong enough? well I have a the perfect potion for you!! It's the amazing "Dr. Jack's magic elexire!" [08:42] <Judas> "yeah, the elf here needs some help getting his tadger up and about these days." [08:43] <^Grubber^> "And what does it doo?" [08:43] <^Grubber^> "HEY!" [08:43] * Judas snickers [08:43] * ^Grubber^ slaps Judas. [08:43] <Judas> "It's not my fault, Elfor." [08:43] * Judas blocks [08:43] <^Grubber^> "I have no wife, I only have my many many trees." [08:43] * Judas snickers again [08:44] <Judas> "yeha, the squyirrels need a little honey with their nuts." [08:44] <GM2> "It does the most wonderfull stuff ye want! It gives ye inhuman strenght! Ye there *Point to a crooked man with a cane* Ye have a crooked back?" [08:44] <GM2> The man answers "Yes I have" [08:44] <GM2> "Then come drink of my potion!" [08:44] <GM2> *The crooked man takes a sip* [08:45] <GM2> *He then drops his cane and stands tall* [08:45] * Judas looks at the mage, "Take a look, see if they got anything we need." [08:45] <GM2> "ho my god, it's the best potion on earth!" [08:45] <GM2> "If I had money I'd buy a full case of it!" [08:45] * ^Grubber^ kicks the old man in the crotch. "Inhuman that strength! Biznich!" [08:46] * Judas rgabs the "old crooked man" by the scruff of his clothing [08:46] <GM2> "OOOF...." [08:46] * Judas hoists him up [08:46] <Judas> "Nice trick, we don't buy it." [08:46] * Judas tosses him onto the cobblestone road [08:46] <^Grubber^> "See, look at him wimper!" [08:46] <^Grubber^> "What kind of super human strength is that?!" [08:46] *** Joins: Oaze [08:46] <GM2> *The man doesn't move, you think you've killed him...* [08:47] * ^Grubber^ laughs. [08:47] <GM2> *The other man sees this a calls "GUARD!!!"* [08:47] * ^Grubber^ steps on his back for good measure. [08:47] * Judas snickers [08:47] * ^Grubber^ looks at the guard. [08:47] <Judas> "We're the new Guard in town, pal." [08:47] <GM2> *There is no guard comming* [08:47] <^Grubber^> "He was trying to swindle us, we were trying to prove him wrong." [08:47] <^Grubber^> ((Oh, scratch that)) [08:48] <GM2> "Where is he?" [08:48] * ^Grubber^ grabs his bat, and slugs a random woman. [08:48] <Oaze> ((LOL)) [08:48] <GM2> *The woman falls to the floor...* [08:48] <Judas> "Now," looks at Alex, "find what you need from him and let's be on our way." [08:48] <Oaze> ( [08:48] <GM2> *There was a big crunch...* [08:48] * ^Grubber^ then, claps both hands togeather, crushing the man who called the guard's skull. [08:48] * Judas jumps at grubber, tackling him down and yanking at the bat, "BAD ELF! BAD!" [08:49] <^Grubber^> "NO! IT WAS HIM!" <pointing to a random passer-by> [08:49] <GM2> "Okay, I will go to a farm, You two wait for me at the tavern..." [08:49] <Judas> "No thanks." [08:49] <^Grubber^> "You go with him, Ill stay here and keep the piece." [08:49] * Judas pulls Grubber-Elf around by the bat [08:50] <GM2> "So you're comming with me?" [08:50] <Judas> "Rememebr, there's a new law in town. Pass the word on." [08:50] * Judas laughs [08:50] <Judas> "Like hell you will.: [08:50] <Judas> "We both are." [08:50] <^Grubber^> "Aww...comeon, people here are weak, I wanna have some fun with these weak people." [08:51] <Judas> "C'mon, we gotta keep together." [08:52] <^Grubber^> "You can meet me back here!" [08:52] <^Grubber^> "What do you think would happen if one of the two guards were away?" [08:53] <^Grubber^> "Nothing! Without us, this place would run amok, I need to keep people from killing one another." [08:53] <GM2> ((Judas, come on, It could be fun to let a troll wanser in a Guard free town)) [08:53] * Judas grabs a lantern from a building and busts it on a straw rooftop [08:53] <Judas> "There, you happy?" [08:53] <Judas> "Same effect, less effort." [08:53] <^Grubber^> "Well, one thing..." [08:53] <GM2> *The house catch fires...* [08:53] <GM2> "Hey stop doing that! I like this town!" [08:54] * ^Grubber^ extends the spur on his right hand, grabs someone's head with his left hand, and plunges the spur into his face." [08:54] <^Grubber^> "There, now we can go." [08:54] <Oaze> (( To me.. this is making no sence.. aka sucks ;) hehe L8tes.. )) [08:54]** * Parts: Oaze [08:55] <GM2> "So can we go the farm so we can get out???" [08:56] <^Grubber^> "Now we can." [08:56] <GM2> "hehe, k..." [08:56] <Judas> "I'm waiting." [08:56] <GM2> *You go to a farm* [08:56] <GM2> *You see this old man at the fence of the ranch" [08:56] * Judas takes a stick and catches it aflame, lighting up more buildings as they pass through [08:56] <GM2> "What kin I do for ya, you lads?" [08:57] <GM2> Alex sez "We would like to enter plz..." [08:57] <^Grubber^> "You could shut the hell up, while we kill one of your cows." [08:58] <GM2> "What, ye can't kill mu cows!" [08:58] <^Grubber^> "Like hell I cant!" [08:58] * Judas pulls his gun and caps the old man in his jaw [08:58] <Judas> #BLAM# "That's yo' ass, postman." [08:58] <^Grubber^> "If you are good, we wont kill you either." [08:58] <^Grubber^> "Har! Har!" [08:59] <GM2> *The old man's head burst, getting grey matter over your GreatCoat...* [08:59] <Judas> "FUCK!" [08:59] <GM2> "Will you two stop killing everything that moves?" [08:59] * Judas blasts the body a couple times, "DON'T GET'CHO SHIT ON ME, MUTHAFUCKA!!" [08:59] <^Grubber^> "We havnt killed you yet..." [09:00] <Judas> #BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM# [09:00] <GM2> *A young girl come out of the barn a sez "Oh my god!!! DAD!!!" [09:00] <Judas> "Whoops." [09:00] * ^Grubber^ runs up to the girl, and does an overhead punch over her head, spur out. [09:01] <GM2> *The nice looking girl gets a spur right in her head, thus killing her allmost instantly...* [09:01] <^Grubber^> ((Grubber wouldnt mind raping a dead girl, hehe)) [09:01] <GM2> ((Ribo shivers...)) [09:02] * ^Grubber^ tosses the corpse aside, then licks the blade clean. [09:02] <Judas> (9that'd be YO' ass, mr. postman)) [09:02] <GM2> "......Can we go get the cow dung plz???" [09:03] <Judas> "Yeha, go ahead." [09:03] <Judas> "Grubber, check the house." [09:03] * ^Grubber^ goes into the house. [09:03] <GM2> *Alex gets into the ranch, Get a knife out and starts Scraping a dung of the ground...* [09:04] * Judas watches and waits [09:04] <GM2> Grub you see a old house, There's a terorized old lady shaking in a corner... [09:05] * ^Grubber^ walks in, and does a tittle keepler dance for her. [09:05] <GM2> *She's still shaling... "Plz don't hurt me!!!"* [09:05] <^Grubber^> ((tittle-little)) [09:05] <^Grubber^> "Ive brought cookies for you!" [09:05] <GM2> *She starts crying...* [09:06] <^Grubber^> "Why! Whats wrong?" [09:06] <GM2> "Plz, don't hurt me....." [09:06] <^Grubber^> "My only desire is to deliver these elf scout cookies..." [09:06] <GM2> *She grabs a fork and sez "Plz, leave, I don't want trouble..." [09:07] <^Grubber^> "So, what kind of cookies would you like?" [09:07] <GM2> "Anykind!!!!" [09:07] <GM2> *Alex calls Judas "Judas, could you come here, I'll need your help"* [09:07] * Judas walks over, gun in hand [09:08] <GM2> "Kill that thing" *Points to a cow* [09:08] <Judas> #BLAM# [09:08] <Judas> "Done." [09:08] <GM2> "K good, now help me open it..." [09:08] <GM2> "We need it's stomach" [09:08] <^Grubber^> "Madam...we have mint, and lime, and lemon, and lots of other kinds! [09:08] <^Grubber^> " [09:09] <GM2> "Huh, I'll take mint, now would you leave?" [09:09] <^Grubber^> "Here are your cookies," [09:09] <Judas> (9give her your "cookies, troll)) [09:09] * ^Grubber^ walks up to the woman, and grabs his bat, and beats her to death. [09:09] <^Grubber^> "WHACK! WHACK! HAHAHAHA WHACK!" [09:10] <GM2> ((LOL)) [09:10] <GM2> *You and Alex open a cow... gets his stomach and leave* [09:11] * ^Grubber^ exits, and burns the house down on the way out. [09:11] <GM2> "Mmm.. K, we have, these, now we should go to dema's lair..." [09:12] <GM2> *Looks grubber, "You have blood on your bat"* [09:12] <^Grubber^> "First I want to punish a few people outside of town." [09:12] * ^Grubber^ looks at it. [09:12] <^Grubber^> "Yep!" [09:12] * ^Grubber^ licks the bat clean. [09:14] <GM2> "Huh, K, go do your killing spree I'll wait for you at the tavern, *Looks at Judas* "Coming with me, they have some of the best Ale I've tasted, and they don't have soy" [09:14] <Judas> "Hmmm..." [09:14] <Judas> And a wench, I need a wench..." [09:15] <GM2> "They might have some at the Inn..." [09:15] * ^Grubber^ walks down the street terrorizing random people. [09:15] <GM2> "But don't forget, safe sex didn't exist in these streets..." [09:15] <GM2> ((Street = time)) [09:16] <Judas> "Uhhh, it's a trip...And they didn't have the STD's back here!" [09:17] <^Grubber^> "Yeah..." [09:17] <GM2> "You got a point there..." [09:17] <Judas> "PARTY!" [09:17] <^Grubber^> "Hey! I want some action too! But Ill probably kill a few people first." [09:17] * ^Grubber^ rips off a mans arm, and beats another man with it, while the first man bleeds to death. [09:17] <GM2> "*Sight* I'll wait for you at the inn..." [09:18] * ^Grubber^ drops the arm and laughs. [09:18] * Judas gets into a big lesbian orgy [09:18] <Judas> "unf unf unf!" [09:18] <GM2> juda, good luck.... [09:18] * ^Grubber^ walks over to a street vendor, and tips the stand over on him, and then laughs at the man scream about his legs. [09:20] * ^Grubber^ picks up 2 lantern, blows out one, and pours the oil on a guy, then smashes the 2nd over his head. [09:20] <Judas> ((lol)) [09:20] * ^Grubber^ unravils the torn cloth from around his hand, and choaks a guy to death, then hangs him on the side of a roof. [09:21] <GM2> Judas, how do you intend of getting into this orgy? [09:21] * ^Grubber^ kicks someone in the nuts, with all his strength, and watches the guy, fly up 7 feet, then pounds him overhead with both hands. [09:22] * Judas goes to a house of ill repute and dangles his massive meat [09:22] <^Grubber^> ((HAHAHA)) [09:22] <Judas> "I got gold and want sex...GIMME!!!" [09:22] <GM2> *That costed ya 20 GP* [09:23] <Judas> "UNF UNF UNF!!" [09:23] * ^Grubber^ picks up one guy, and beats another guy with him. [09:23] * ^Grubber^ then stomps the guys head in. [09:23] * Judas finishes up and slaughters everyone but the women, taking their gold [09:23] * ^Grubber^ does several other things, to other people, that are too horrible to mention. [09:23] * ^Grubber^ enters the tavern, good and bloody. [09:23] <GM2> *You now have 234 GP* [09:23] <Judas> #BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM # [09:24] <^Grubber^> "Ok, Im ready. [09:24] <^Grubber^> " [09:24] <Judas> "HOOAH!!" [09:24] <Judas> "I LIKE IT!!" [09:24] <^Grubber^> "Now this town is run only by women." [09:24] <Judas> "FUCK EM ALL!!" [09:24] <^Grubber^> "I didnt even spare the children, in 10 years, this will be a ghost town. [09:24] <^Grubber^> " [09:25] <Judas> "Dyke Village!" [09:25] <^Grubber^> "Har Har!" [09:25] <^Grubber^> "Well, now to this guy's place." [09:25] <Judas> "You wouldn't believe the fuckin' I just gave those ones right there." [09:25] * Judas goes to the Inn to meet the mage [09:26] * ^Grubber^ laughs at the women quivering in the corner. [09:26] * ^Grubber^ follows Judas. [09:27] <GM2> "Can we go now?" [09:27] <^Grubber^> "Sure." [09:27] <Judas> 'AYE!" [09:27] <GM2> ((I'm dealing with a problem with my friend....)) [09:27] <^Grubber^> ((heavy)) [09:27] * Judas straps the two best-looking women over his shoulders [09:28] <Judas> "NOW I'm ready."

[09:31] <^Grubber^> ((Should we continue later then?)) [09:31] <GM2> ((No, no, won't be long almost over)) [09:31] <GM2> ((There, it's okay...)) [09:32] <^Grubber^> "So, lets blow this popsicle stand!" [09:32] <GM2> Ya [09:32] <GM2> "Now we need to to dema's lair..." [09:33] <GM2> "This is going to be ugly..." [09:33] <Judas> "ONWARD!" [09:33] * Judas kisses the girl [09:33] <GM2> *The mage casts a spell* [09:34] <GM2> *paf* [09:34] <GM2> *You're in front of a odd castle...* [09:34] * ^Grubber^ is in front of a odd catle. [09:34] <^Grubber^> ((Catle-castle [09:34] <^Grubber^> ))| [09:34] <Judas> "Hmmmm..." [09:34] * Judas looks at his wenches [09:34] <Judas> "You gals alright?" [09:35] <GM2> *The gals are terorized...* [09:35] <^Grubber^> "Welp...looks like its time to deliver punishment..." [09:35] <Judas> "What's wrong? Speak up, I'm not goign to harm ye...er, you." [09:35] * Judas steps back with them [09:35] <Judas> "No." [09:36] <GM2> "Huh, why am i strapped ...to you... and what do you want from me" She say in shivering voice... [09:36] <Judas> "Because I love ye, baby!" [09:36] * Judas hugs her [09:37] <GM2> *She starts crying ....* [09:37] <GM2> "I wana go home!" [09:38] * Judas clamps a hand over her mouth [09:38] <Judas> "Shhh, yer home with me now." [09:38] <Judas> "That's alright, cry to daddy..." [09:38] <^Grubber^> "Now its definately time to deliver punishment." [09:38] <Judas> "Shhh, there there..." [09:38] * Judas gives Grubber a big ole' helpin' of NASTY EVIL EYE [09:39] * ^Grubber^ smirks. [09:39] <GM2> *She shake her head in agreement as a tear is rolling down her cheek...* [09:39] <GM2> ((Er head)) [09:40] <GM2> *There is a puff of smoke* [09:41] <GM2> *The puff starts to clear, you can see a man behinf the smoke* [09:41] * ^Grubber^ aims his assault rifle. [09:41] <GM2> There is a big voice "You are in my domain, leave at once or perish!" [09:42] * ^Grubber^ spreys him with bullets. [09:42] <GM2> Alex (w) "Shit it's him, we're dead..." [09:42] <GM2> *The man starts shaking...blood spurts everywhere... He then falls the ground dead...* [09:42] <GM2> Alex "SHIT! He was that weak???" [09:43] <GM2> "Man... [09:43] <GM2> "I didn't need you after all..." [09:43] <^Grubber^> "Har! Har!" [09:43] <GM2> "Oh well... let's get goign..." [09:43] <GM2> "I think I'll find all I need in there, the only thing we need now is time..." [09:44] <GM2> *Alex enters the castle...* [09:44] *** Quits: Judas (Read error to Judas[98A97430.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer) [09:45] * ^Grubber^ follows./ [09:45]** * Joins: Judas [09:45] <GM2> ((Wb...)) [09:46] <GM2> ((Do want to do something while the Mage works on the potion...)) [09:47] <^Grubber^> ((No, we want to watch. make sure he doesnt do anything funny)) [09:47] <Judas> ?brub killed the guy? [09:47] * Judas teaches the gilly the ways of love & lust [09:48] <GM2> * ^Grubber^ aims his assault rifle. [09:48] <GM2> <GM2> There is a big voice "You are in my domain, leave at once or perish!" [09:48] <GM2> * ^Grubber^ spreys him with bullets. [09:48] <GM2> <GM2> Alex (w) "Shit it's him, we're dead..." [09:48] <GM2> <GM2> *The man starts shaking...blood spurts everywhere... He then falls the ground dead...* [09:48] <GM2> <GM2> Alex "SHIT! He was that weak???" [09:48] <GM2> <GM2> "Man... [09:48] * Judas makes a woman out of the girl in private [09:49] <GM2> *For numerous dayz the mage works on the potion, you two do whatever you do to pass time...* [09:50] <GM2> *he finally come back to you...* [09:50] <Judas> "That's right, NOW you love me..." [09:50] <GM2> "There it is..." [09:50] <GM2> *He shows you a purty potion [09:50] <^Grubber^> "How much do you need to drink?" [09:51] <GM2> "Not muchm, a sip should be enough, to much could be lethal" [09:51] <GM2> "Any of you two wana try it first?" [09:52] <Judas> "Grubber will [09:52] <Judas> ." [09:52] <Judas> "have at it, man." [09:52] <GM2> *He offers the potion to Grubber* [09:53] <^Grubber^> "No, he takes it first." [09:53] <Judas> "no way, I gotta make sure he's here." [09:53] <GM2> *He offers the potion to Judas* [09:53] <^Grubber^> "Well, what if it is poisoned?!" [09:53] <GM2> "Why don't I drink it first?" [09:53] <^Grubber^> "How much can we trust this goon?" [09:53] * ^Grubber^ pours a tad into the mages mouth. [09:54] <GM2> *The mage drops dead to the floor, the he starts to fade away...* [09:54] * ^Grubber^ drinks a little, and hands it to Judas. [09:55] * Judas sips [09:55] * ^Grubber^ starts attacking hampsters. [09:56] <GM2> *You both start to feel queezy...* [09:56] <GM2> *You both fall dead on the floor.....* [09:57] <GM2> *You wake up both tied to a chair, unarmed, Alex is in front of you....* [09:57] <GM2> He talks "K, now that we're back, What do you want with me..." [09:57] <Judas> "I'm with Honeywell." [09:57] <GM2> *He points a gun to you head* [09:58] <^Grubber^> ((We are in redmond right?)) [09:58] <GM2> "Don't fuk with me, you're armed to death..." [09:58] <GM2> "Now, speak now or die!" [09:58] <Judas> ((GM, need to roll?)) [09:58] <Judas> ((right arm) [09:59] <GM2> Ya Try Strenght [09:59] <GM2> tn 15 [09:59] <Judas> !roll 7 15 [09:59] <GM2> Judas rolled -+ 2 4 2 4 4 3 4 +- Succes -> 0 [09:59] * ^Grubber^ uses his internal commlink, to call his gang, explains to the leader, we are in trouble, and we need the guy taken down, dont kill him though, we need him alive. [09:59] <Judas> 99kpool?)) [10:00] <GM2> *Your gang akknowledge this...* [10:00] <GM2> Judas, it's not back yet... [10:00] Rolled 0 dice with TN Chan [10:00] <GM2> 6 rolled -+ 7 +- Succes -> 0 [10:00] <Judas> ((karma pool?!)) [10:00] <GM2> Newp, You allready used it [10:00] GM Rolled 6 dice with TN 0 Chan [10:00] <GM2> GM rolled -+ 3 5 4 8 2 3 +- Succes -> 6 [10:00] <Judas> *(fid not...i got 2 kpool)) [10:01] <GM2> K use it from crying out loud... [10:01] <Judas> !roll 7 15 [10:01] <GM2> Judas rolled -+ 3 3 3 2 5 13 2 +- Succes -> 0 [10:01] <GM2> tn 15 [10:01] <Judas> ((GAH!)) [10:01] <GM2> ((T'was close)) [10:01] <Judas> ((SOOO CLOSE)) [10:01] <GM2> ((We'll be dancing in the rain...)) [10:02] <GM2> "TALK MOTHUFUCKER!!!!" [10:02] <GM2> "I am this close to pull the trigger...." [10:02] <^Grubber^> "Ok ok ok" [10:02] <Judas> "Fuck man! [10:02] <^Grubber^> "We came, cause we were...uh..." [10:02] <Judas> "THE GOLD'S STILL IN MY POCKET!!" [10:02] <^Grubber^> "Well..." [10:02] * Judas looks extrememly happy [10:03] <Judas> "I AHVE THE GOLD WITH ME!!" [10:03] <^Grubber^> "It all started when I...<Goes throguh a long story>" [10:03] <GM2> "I know it's not there" [10:03] <^Grubber^> "...Heh, so there I was in my mom's phillopian tube, and " [10:03] <Judas> "You wanna fucking check?!" [10:03] <GM2> Grub roll Charisma tn 8 [10:03] <Judas> "That's gold man! I'm a fucking millionaire!" [10:04] <GM2> "I know it's not there, I'm not stupid..." [10:04] <^Grubber^> "...second day in the womb, and you wont believe what happend next, well, Ill tell you...<Much more long story>" [10:04] <Judas> "No shit, but it is! And so is the cum on my dick from the girl." [10:05] <Judas> "My God! This is just incredible..." [10:05] <GM2> Grub ROLL CHARISMA!! TN 8 [10:05] <^Grubber^> "Well, it was around the 2nd triemster when, <Lots more story>" [10:05] *** Joins: rikka [10:05] <GM2> Grub ROLL CHARISMA!! TN 8 DAMMIT!!! [10:05] <^Grubber^> !roll 2 8 [10:05] <GM2> ^Grubber^ rolled -+ 3 1 +- Succes -> 0 [10:05] <^Grubber^> ((Bah!)) [10:05] <^Grubber^> "And, and and," [10:06] <GM2> *The man points the gun to Grub's head* [10:06] <^Grubber^> "IM JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU WHY WE ARE FRAGGIN HERE!" [10:06] * Judas tries the restraints again [10:06] <GM2> "Don't you tell me bullshit, I want the facts, NOW!!!!" [10:06] <GM2> Jude, Str tn 15, no karma this time... [10:07] <^Grubber^> "Well, if you would just let me continue, I was just coming to that." [10:07] <GM2> "5" [10:07] <GM2> "4" [10:07] <GM2> "3" [10:07] <GM2> "2" [10:07] <GM2> "1" [10:07] <Judas> !roll 7 15 [10:07] <GM2> Judas rolled -+ 2 2 3 3 3 5 7 +- Succes -> 0 [10:07] * ^Grubber^ breaks the chair [10:07] <GM2> *He point the gun at your knee* [10:07] <GM2> Grub, Str Tn 8 [10:07] <^Grubber^> !roll 10 8 [10:07] <GM2> ^Grubber^ rolled -+ 5 1 2 5 2 4 3 10 4 5 +- Succes -> 1 [10:08] * ^Grubber^ leans in, and bites the mans face, driving his tooth. [10:08] <GM2> Doh, I meant tn 15... [10:08] <^Grubber^> into his eye. [10:08] <^Grubber^> ((My ass)) [10:08] <^Grubber^> ((hehe)) [10:09] <GM2> Haw heck the it worked... [10:09] <GM2> *The mage shoots* [10:09] <GM2> grub, Resist a 9M dammage [10:09] <GM2> Bod, Tn 9 [10:10] <GM2> er.. no, what's your Balistic armor? [10:10] <^Grubber^> ((3 I think)) [10:10] <GM2> Then tn 6 [10:10] <GM2> Roll [10:10] <^Grubber^> !roll 9 6 [10:10] <GM2> ^Grubber^ rolled -+ 5 5 1 4 10 1 14 11 5 +- Succes -> 3 [10:11] <GM2> So you get a Light wound... [10:11] <GM2> ((Brb)) [10:11] <^Grubber^> ((Whoops, armor jacket is 5 ballistic)) [10:11] <^Grubber^> 6 successes then [10:12] <GM2> K, no, prob... [10:12] <GM2> No dammage [10:13] * ^Grubber^ leans in, and bites the mans face, driving his tooth into his eye. [10:13] <GM2> *The man screams in agony!* [10:14] * ^Grubber^ picks him up, grabs the gun out of one hand, then rips both hands off his body. [10:14] <GM2> *You rip his hands...* [10:15] <Judas> "AYE!!" [10:15] <Judas> "UNTIE ME!" [10:15] <Judas> "QUICK, MAN!" [10:15] <GM2> ((You're messing the run man...)) [10:15] * ^Grubber^ discards the hands behind him, and rips Judas' rope open with his free hand/ [10:15] <^Grubber^> ((How so?!)) [10:15] * Judas rgabs the dock and runs to the stove [10:15] * Judas grabs the mage and runs to the stove [10:15] * Judas turn the burners up on high [10:16] <^Grubber^> "Burn the open wounds," [10:16] <^Grubber^> "It stops the bleading." [10:16] * Judas shoves the man's wrists onto the burners and holds them there [10:16] <^Grubber^> ((Bleeding anyway)) [10:16] <Judas> "HOW YOU LIKE THAT, MOTHERFUCKER? HUH? CAUTHERIZING'S A FUCKING BITCH WHEN YOU'RE WIDE AWAKE!!" [10:16] <Judas> ((stop him form bleeding to death and cause him immense trauma)) [10:17] <Judas> "POINT A GUN AT ME?!" [10:17] * ^Grubber^ rubs the eye peices off his tooth, and calls off his ganger friends. [10:17] <Judas> "ME?!?" [10:17] * Judas honlds the sizzling stumps on, rolling them around [10:17] <Judas> "OHHHH THAT HURTS DON'T IT? DON'T IT?!?! [10:17] <^Grubber^> "Pass him over, share the wealth." [10:18] <GM2> *He kepts screaming...* [10:18] <Judas> "OHH no..." [10:18] <Judas> "Not yet..>" [10:18] <Judas> "You ahd your piece." [10:18] <Judas> "How's your eye, motherfucker?" [10:18] <Judas> "HOW'S YOUR EYE?!" [10:18] * ^Grubber^ turns on the sink, on high, on the hottest possible temperature, and plugs the drain. [10:18] * Judas slams his eye wound against the burner for a few seconds [10:18] <GM2> "AHAHAOAOOEOAOA OE A AOAAIA WHY!?!?!?!" [10:18] <^Grubber^> "Scald his head." [10:18] * Judas rips it off [10:18] <^Grubber^> "Burn his hair out." [10:18] <GM2> ((Shit...)) [10:19] <Judas> "YOU WANT TO PULL A GUN ON ME, HUH?!" [10:19] <Judas> "WELL FUCK YOU!!" [10:19] <GM2> ((Should I remind you he must live...)) [10:19] * ^Grubber^ grabs the mage, and holds him upside down, over the sink, and dunks him in it for 20 seconds. [10:19] <^Grubber^> ((Oh you will.)) [10:19] * Judas times it [10:19] <Judas> "Ok, out!" [10:19] * ^Grubber^ pulls him out. [10:19] <Judas> "Hand him over." [10:19] * ^Grubber^ laughs at his bald spot. [10:20] * ^Grubber^ passes the mage along. [10:20] * Judas knees him in the groin repeatedly until the're blood spreading down the mage's pants pants [10:20] * Judas drags him otuside and tosses him on the lawn [10:20] <Judas> "Grenades?" [10:20] <^Grubber^> "Just burn the fragging thing." [10:21] * ^Grubber^ calls back his gang buddies, and tells him there is a house to trash & Loot. [10:21] * Judas starts the natural gas line flowing freely and lights a candle [10:21] * ^Grubber^ gives them an adress. [10:21] <Judas> "Ok, she'll blow soon." [10:21] <Judas> "Let;s get outta here." [10:21] * ^Grubber^ picks up stumpy, and climbs on his bike. [10:21] * Judas drags the mage away from the blast and runs with Grubber to his bike [10:21] <GM2> ((The note!!!)) [10:22] <Judas> ((i got it)) [10:22] <Judas> ((we have the mage with us right now)) [10:22] <GM2> ((Oh...)) [10:22] * Judas holds stumpy as they drive off, FAST [10:22] <Judas> ((i'm gonna dump him in a coffin motel [10:22] <Judas> )) [10:23] <^Grubber^> "Take his picture!" [10:23] <Judas> "That stupid motherfucker..." [10:23] * ^Grubber^ smiles. [10:23] * Judas snaps a few shots [10:23] <^Grubber^> "Now lets get these developed, and grab some dinner at the Taco Shack. [10:23] <^Grubber^> " [10:23] <GM2> It's a polaroid.... [10:24] <^Grubber^> ((Oh)) [10:24] <GM2> So you have the pictures... [10:24] * Judas dumps the guy off for a night of rest at a no-tell motel [10:24] * Judas tacks the note onto his arm, tacking the small needle into him [10:24] <^Grubber^> ((Hehe, he cant get out, cause he doesnt have the key, nor hands to oporate it)) [10:24] <Judas> ((LOL)) [10:24] <Judas> "Let';s roll." [10:24] <^Grubber^> "Lets" [10:24] <Judas> "We'll give an annonymous tip." [10:24] <Judas> "...Sometime." [10:25] <^Grubber^> "Har! Har!" [10:27] <^Grubber^> "Lets go get our money." [10:29] <Judas> "Let's go..." [10:29] <Judas> "One weird trip, man." [10:29] <GM2> ((You're at your johnson)) [10:29] * Judas hands him the snapshots [10:29] <Judas> "Here." [10:29] <GM2> "mmmm... Did you give him the note?" [10:30] <Judas> "Yeah, it's on him." [10:30] <GM2> "Fuck you really fucked him bad..." [10:30] <GM2> "What hapened to him hands?" [10:30] <Judas> "He had the fucking nerve to point a gun at me." [10:30] <Judas> "That's what happened to his hand." [10:30] <Judas> "They're cauterized, though." [10:30] <Judas> "He's at XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX Motel, room 231 if you care to let him out." [10:31] <Judas> "And he doesn't have a place to call home anymore." [10:31] * ^Grubber^ grins. [10:31] <Judas> "Oh shit..." [10:31] <GM2> "Hehehe, K, I think He's good and scared...." [10:31] * Judas looks at grubber..." [10:31] <Judas> "And uh..." [10:31] <Judas> "Mr. Johnson..." [10:31] <Judas> "We killed two..." [10:31] <Judas> "His maid and his bitch." [10:32] * Judas looks back at Grubber [10:32] <^Grubber^> "Yeah, hehe, forgot about them!" [10:32] <GM2> "Hehe, K, that an extra 10k for you..." [10:33] <GM2> "Well the task has been executed as it was supposed to be, You shall now get paid.." [10:33]** * Parts: rikka [10:34] <GM2> *He hands you each a credstick containing 15k* [10:34] * Judas tenses, ready to move for his gun if the J goes sour [10:34] * ^Grubber^ takes it. [10:34] <GM2> "Now I'd like to have the chip..." [10:35] <GM2> ((Btw you didn't loose anything you used during your dream)) [10:35] * Judas hands it to him [10:35] <Judas> "Shouldn't this be 20,000?" [10:35] <Judas> "5k a head for each of us." [10:35] <GM2> *He takes the chip and crush it* [10:36] <GM2> "No, you share the head money* [10:36] *** Quits: ^Grubber^ (Leaving) [10:36] * Judas nods [10:37]** * Joins: ^Grubber^ [10:37] * Judas leaves this bad trip behind [10:37] <Judas> ((karma?)) [10:37] <GM2> ((Let's wait for Grub)) [10:37] <^Grubber^> ((Back)) [10:38] <GM2> *da run's over, Karma time!* [10:38] <GM2> You both get 2 two karma for da run + 1 each for good humour [10:39] <GM2> So, how was I, t'was my 3rd run.... [10:40] *** GM2 is now known as ribo [10:40]** * ribo is now known as RibO [10:40] <Judas> trippy... [10:40] <RibO> Hehe, but as a GM how was I (Anywayz, I know It's my last run, I hate being a GM) [10:41] *** Quits: Red_Foxx (SantaClara.CA.US.Undernet.Org LasVegas.NV.US.Undernet.org) [10:42]** * Joins: Red_Foxx [10:43] <Judas> trippy... [10:43] <Judas> really trippy [10:43] <Judas> liked the ganagers though [10:43] <Judas> liked abusing the foolish mage [10:43] <RibO> Hehe [10:43] <^Grubber^> :) [10:43] <^Grubber^> I liked ripping people in half. [10:44] <Judas> oh hell [10:44] <Judas> i gotta run for now, bbl [10:44] *** Parts: Judas Session Close: Fri May 14 10:44:30 1999