Logs-Medieval2of4

[22:34] * ^Grubber^ sticks his head out the window and breaths freash...well, fresh for seattle, air. [22:34] * ^Grubber^ turns towards Judas. [22:34] <^Grubber^> "FUCK!" [22:34]  "Fuck..." [22:34]  "Okay, you, go, get out." [22:34]  "Go and wait at the bike." [22:34]  "You can't stay here." [22:35] * Judas taps his chest [22:35]  "I got my means..." [22:35] * ^Grubber^ raises his bat to Judas, and starts to back out. [22:35] <^Grubber^> "DONT COME NEAR ME! HAMPSTER BOY!" [22:35]  "I'll be there." [22:35] *** Parts: parkaking [22:35]  "Grubber, it's me, Judas....." [22:35]  "...You're hallucinating..." [22:36] * ^Grubber^ starts swinging his bat in Judases general direction... [22:36]  "...GET OUT, GO TO YOUR BIKE." [22:36] <^Grubber^> "NO! STOP THESE TRICKS!" [22:36] * ^Grubber^ starts to wobble. [22:36] * Judas raises his arms up, "BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!" [22:36] <^Grubber^> EEK! [22:36] * ^Grubber^ starts swinging the bat in random areas of the air. [22:37] <^Grubber^> "COME DOWN FROM THERE!" [22:37] * ^Grubber^ falls over. [22:37]** * Joins: Mourning_ [22:37] * Judas runs over and grabs the troll [22:37] * ^Grubber^ holds his head and rubs his temples. [22:37] * Judas strains and struggles to drag them both otu teh house..NOW!! [22:37] *** Quits: Jordan` (Ping timeout for Jordan`[81.irvtnt.pool.eni.net]) [22:37] * ^Grubber^ starts swiping at Judas, and starts trying to crawl away. [22:38] * ^Grubber^ gets to his feet, and bolts out of the house. [22:38] * Judas closes his eyes and backs through sthe giant toothy mouth [22:39]  Grub, you can't get out [22:39] * ^Grubber^ rams into the wall. [22:39]  ?am i able to stumble out? [22:39] <^Grubber^> "OOF!" [22:39] * ^Grubber^ trys to run through several areas of the wall. [22:39]  Jud, roll, haw fuck remo ain't here!!! [22:39]  hold on [22:39]  You both start to feel weak [22:40]  i got a bot [22:40]  K... [22:40] <^Grubber^> ((Can I at least find a window?)) [22:40]** * Joins: Fingolfin [22:40] <GM> Grub, newp only big grinders [22:40] <GM> -<{ Judas }>- K how do it make it work? [22:40] <Fingolfin> oh shadowrun i take it.. [22:40] *** Parts: Fingolfin [22:40]** * Joins: noppa [22:40] Hi, I'm a bot. Judas invited me here. [22:40] /msg noppa leave #s-run to get rid of me. [22:41] *** Mourning_ is now known as Mourning` [22:41] <Mourning`> .msg x@channels.undernet.org login #s-run whiteboy [22:41] <GM> Jude, good, now roll will tn 6 [22:41]** * X sets mode: +o Mourning` [22:41] <Judas> 6d6#6 [22:41] <Mourning`> (mental note: change password) [22:41] * ^Grubber^ retracts his razors, and starts clawing through a portion of the wall. [22:42] <Judas> ((lol mourning)) [22:42] <Judas> !6d6#6 [22:42] <Judas> ((MOURNING, HALP!)) [22:42] <Judas> help noppa [22:42] <Mourning`> 6#6d6 [22:43] Mourning`, 6#6d6: (17 23 23 17 22 27) [22:43] <GM> MMm, that can't be right [22:43] <Mourning`> 6#d6 [22:43] Mourning`, 6#d6: (3 3 6 3 1 3) [22:43] <Judas> ((one succ)0 [22:44] <Judas> (((3 3 6 3 1 3))) [22:44] <GM> Jude, K, Rool str tn 8 [22:44] <Judas> 7#d6 [22:44] Judas, 7#d6: (5 4 5 2 3 2 4) [22:45] <Judas> ((may i use karma pool?)) [22:45] <GM> Ya [22:45] <Judas> 7#d6 [22:45] Judas, 7#d6: (2 4 2 3 6 3 6) [22:45] <Judas> 2#d6 [22:45] Judas, 2#d6: (3 6) [22:45] <Judas> ((2 succ)) [22:45] <GM> K, you break the door down [22:46] * Judas runs out and get away from the smoke, bretahing precious air [22:46] <^Grubber^> ((Can I wroll to claw at some dry wall?)) [22:46] <Judas> ?which door? [22:46] <GM> Jude, You're outside, there's lots off big giant trying to squish yo [22:46] <^Grubber^> ((Wroll-roll)) [22:46] * Judas closes his eyes [22:46] <GM> Jude, roll Wil tn 10 [22:46] * Judas stumbles awya from the bad house [22:46] <Judas> 3#d6 [22:46] Judas, 3#d6: (3 3 2) [22:46] <Judas> "AHHH!" [22:46] * Judas dodges the feet [22:47] * ^Grubber^ continues to claw at the wall, and starts ramming it with his horns. [22:47] <GM> Jude, You're too scared! You run back in the house [22:47] * ^Grubber^ looks up and screams, and continues to claw, and ram. [22:47] <Judas> "Fuckin...troll...giants..FUCK!" [22:48] <GM> Grub, Roll Str tn 10 [22:49] <^Grubber^> 9#d6 [22:49] ^Grubber^, 9#d6: (4 2 4 1 2 6 2 5 1) [22:49] <^Grubber^> hey! it didnt reroll the 6! [22:49] <Judas> (9now re-roll the 1 d6)) [22:49] <^Grubber^> 1d6 [22:49] <Judas> ((it's and ad&d bot)) [22:49] ^Grubber^, 1d6: 3 [22:49] <^Grubber^> ((BAH!))) [22:49] <Judas> lol [22:49] * ^Grubber^ starts slapping noppa in the face with his hooves, concentrating mainly around the eyes. [22:50] <GM> *Grub falls to the floor* [22:50] * ^Grubber^ lays down gasping for air. [22:50] * ^Grubber^ decides its time for sleepy... [22:50] <Judas> "Gotta...get out" [22:51] *** Joins: Gloomy [22:51] <GM> Judas falls to the floor... [22:51]** * Quits: Mourning` (Ping timeout for Mourning`[239.irvtnt.pool.eni.net]) [22:51] *** Gloomy is now known as Mourning` [22:52] <Mourning`> ((so, am I missing anything fun?)) [22:52] <GM> ((Mor, Just two guy halucinating)) [22:53] <GM> *You're both in total darkness, but you can hear something, You can hear someone breathing* [22:54] <Judas> "Yes queen mother....NO! Not the schrodem!" [22:54] * ^Grubber^ burps, stands up, scratches his ass, believes he just woke up, and starts looking for the bathroom... [22:54] * ^Grubber^ realizes that he isnt in his apartment. [22:54] <GM> Gryb, you hear Judas saying "Yes queen mother....NO! Not the schrodem!" and Judas, you hear a burp [22:55] <GM> ((Gryb = grub)) [22:55] <^Grubber^> ((And a scratch scratch scratch(( [22:55] <GM> ((LOL)) [22:55] (LOL): (Laugh Out Loud) [22:55] <Judas> "I'm sorry queen...What the fuck?" [22:55] * Judas opens his eyes [22:56] * ^Grubber^ looks towards Judas' voice direction... [22:56] <^Grubber^> "Whats going on?" [22:56] * ^Grubber^ rubs his head. [22:56] <GM> Jude, You're in a black room, You see Grub [22:56] <Judas> ?do i rememebr the misison? [22:56] * ^Grubber^ reaches for his AK-97. [22:56] <GM> *Your in a room that seems to be nowhere, no wall, no ceiling, no floor...* [22:56] * ^Grubber^ turns on his barrel mounted spotlight, and looks glances around the room. [22:56] <GM> You remember the Middion [22:57] <Judas> ((mididon?)) [22:57] <GM> ((Er mission)) [22:57] <Judas> ((oh, misison)) [22:57] <Judas> "The gas, you fuck..." [22:57] <GM> Grub, your light don't seem to reflect off anything [22:57] <Judas> "You fuck...fuckin' you..." [22:57] <^Grubber^> "IM SORRY!" [22:57] <^Grubber^> "What the hell..." [22:57] * ^Grubber^ starts slapping his spotlight, trying to get it to work... [22:58] * ^Grubber^ feels around for a wall, so he can detect his balance. [22:58] * Judas starts crawling towards where the door SHOULD be (from Grubber's position) [22:58] <GM> *The light works, but there's nothing for it to reflect on* [22:58] <^Grubber^> "hmmm..." [22:58] * ^Grubber^ shines the light at Judus... [22:58] <GM> Judas, you keep walking in place, you don't seem to move [22:58] <Judas> "You look like a cat..." [22:58] <Judas> "He heeee..." [22:58] <GM> *There's a spotlight on Judas* [22:59] <^Grubber^> "Same to you." [22:59] <^Grubber^> "Its the masks..." [22:59] * Judas rubs his temple [22:59] * Judas switches to internal air [22:59] * ^Grubber^ jumps. [22:59] <Judas> "FUck...fuck you...gas you...fuck.." [22:59] <Judas> "FUCK!" [22:59] <GM> Grub, you feel yourself jummping, but you don't move an inch [23:00] <^Grubber^> "What the hell is this shit..." [23:00] <Judas> "You...gas you..." [23:00] * ^Grubber^ starts waiving his hands through the air. [23:00] <GM> *Grubber waves his hand* [23:00] <Judas> ?does switching to my internal air help? [23:00] <GM> Judas, Newp [23:00] <^Grubber^> "HEY FRAG OFF! IVE HAD A HARD TIME!" [23:00] <Judas> "MMm hmmm." [23:00] * Judas checks his watch [23:01] <Judas> ?time? [23:01] <GM> 1Y:W$pm [23:01] <Judas> "It's uhh..." [23:01] <Judas> "Fuck..." [23:01] <^Grubber^> ((What the hell kinda dopey Sci-Fi time...)) [23:01] <^Grubber^> ((Oh, hehe)) [23:01] * ^Grubber^ raises his gun, and lets a sprey of bullets into the sky. [23:02] * Judas closes his eyes and sits on his haunches, arms folded on his knees [23:02] <GM> *The bullets Stays in place in the air* [23:02] * ^Grubber^ looks at the bullet for a moment, then slowly catches it. [23:03] <GM> *You grabed to bullets* [23:03] <GM> ((Er the)) [23:03] * Judas stays put, eyes closed, bretahing off his compressed internal air... [23:03] * Judas waits for some semblance of sensory to return to him [23:03] <GM> *The lights start comming back* [23:03] * ^Grubber^ looks around. [23:04] <Judas> "FUcking...Acid Gas..." [23:04] <Judas> "Acid Gas...HAHAHAHA!" [23:04] <GM> *you're in a plain, the ari smells really fresh, even fresher than in the nature* [23:04] <GM> ((Er tha air sm...)) [23:04] * Judas shut shis eyes again [23:04] * Judas stays put [23:04] <GM> *You can hear brids singing* [23:05] <Judas> "Acid gas..." [23:05] <Judas> "Heh.." [23:05] <GM> ((Arg!!!! damn typos!!!)) [23:05] * ^Grubber^ lets a sprey of bullets toward the birds. [23:05] <Judas> "STOP THAT!!" [23:05] <^Grubber^> "WHAT?!" [23:05] <Red_Foxx> ((whos the gm?)) [23:05] <Judas> "THE SHOOTING!" [23:05] <GM> *A bird is hit by a bullet* [23:05] <Judas> ((rib0)) [23:05] <GM> ((Ju, huh?)) [23:05] * ^Grubber^ slings his gun back over his shoulder. [23:05] <Red_Foxx> ((ok)) [23:06] <Judas> "Sit...Pow Wow with me.." [23:06] <GM> *You see a dirt road* [23:06] * ^Grubber^ sits. [23:06] <^Grubber^> "Well, as long as it aint fraggin yellow brick..." [23:06] <GM> *There is a forest in the horizon* [23:07] <Judas> "CLose yer eyes, man." [23:07] <Judas> "Just wait till we're on carpet again." [23:07] * Judas sits and waits [23:07] <Judas> "Fucking...LSD gas, man." [23:07] * ^Grubber^ closes his eyes. [23:07] <GM> *Time passes...* [23:07] <GM> *You hear ppl walking* [23:08] * Judas peaks [23:08] * ^Grubber^ looks around. [23:08] <GM> *you see 3 troll dressed in cheap clothes walking, they're armed with clubs* [23:09] <GM> *They're about 10 meters away from you* [23:09] <^Grubber^> ((We still in the feild?)) [23:09] <GM> ((Yep)) [23:09] <Judas> "Shoot em..." [23:09] * Judas closes his eyes [23:10] <GM> *8 Meters* [23:10] * ^Grubber^ aims, and mows the trolls, untel they fall over. [23:10] <Judas> ((mrrr)) [23:10] <GM> *you hear the troll scream "GRAB ROR YA YU RAGA!!!" and they charges toward you* [23:10] <^Grubber^> "Uh....yipe..." [23:10] <GM> Combat [23:11]** * Joins: rikka [23:11] <^Grubber^> !Init 2d6 +5 [23:11] ^Grubber^, 2d6: 9 [23:11] <GM> ((FUCK REMO WHERE DA FUCK ARE YOU!!! I DON'T WANA DO THE FUCKING INIT BY MYSLEF!!)) [23:11] <^Grubber^> ((Uh, noppa did it, hehe)) [23:11] <Judas> ((i dunno)) [23:11] <GM> !init 1d6 + 4 [23:11] <GM> !init 1d6 + 4 [23:11] <GM> !init 1d6 + 4 [23:11] GM, 1d6: 5 [23:11] GM, 1d6: 2 [23:11] GM, 1d6: 1 [23:11] <Judas> !INIT 3d6 + 10 [23:11] Judas, 3d6: 12 [23:11] <Judas> see [23:12] <Judas> it's wrong [23:12] <GM> K, go first [23:12] <^Grubber^> ((Hey! Thats too many trolls?)) [23:12] <Judas> my minimum is 13 [23:12] <^Grubber^> ((Oh...)) [23:12] <^Grubber^> ((Hmmm...)) [23:12] <GM> ((Fuck, Then let's roll it the hard way... *Sight*)) [23:12] * Judas grabs two trolls by their balls with vise grips and yanks down and forward [23:13] <^Grubber^> ((No, just take the total number, and add your reaction [23:13] <^Grubber^> )) [23:13] <GM> ((Haw screw that you kill'em all, they we're armed with clubs...)) [23:13] <^Grubber^> ((ok)) [23:13] <^Grubber^> hehe [23:13] * Judas sits back down and closes his eyes [23:13] * ^Grubber^ picks up a club, and descecrates a corpse or two. [23:13] <Judas> "Fuck..." [23:13] * ^Grubber^ sits down again. [23:14] <GM> ((You two aren't being very GM friendly do something!!!!!)) [23:14] <^Grubber^> ((What would we do?! We are trying to get over the acid trip...)) [23:15] <GM> ((Acid can't put you in a other world!!!)) [23:15] <Judas> ((Uber Acid [23:15] <GM> ((Well it can, but you wouldn't be seing the same thing)) [23:15] <Judas> )) [23:15] <^Grubber^> ((I dunno...theres some pretty bad stuff going around racine...)) [23:16] * Judas stands up [23:16] * Judas looksa roudn the field [23:16] * ^Grubber^ stands up, opens his eyes, sighs, and arms his AK-97 [23:16] <^Grubber^> "Shall we?" [23:16] <GM> *there's a forest to your right, and there's a road, there's a mountain to your left... - [23:17] remo No such nick [23:17] remo End of /WHOIS list. - [23:17] <GM> ((On what server is remo?)) [23:17] * ^Grubber^ starts down the road. [23:17] <Judas> "Road." [23:17] * Judas walks [23:18] <^Grubber^> "We're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of acid-trip land!' [23:18] * ^Grubber^ skips, and does a little soft shoe, inbetween courouses. [23:18] <GM> *You walk for a while, It's very beautyfull land, the air is so fresh, there's bird singing, the sky is beautyfull" [23:19] * Judas checks the ammo count in his pistols [23:19] <GM> *You see two men walking toward you, they're about 15 metter away* [23:19] <^Grubber^> ((Did they see us?)) [23:20] <GM> Not yet

<GM> *You find a bush big enough for you* <GM> *Dito* <GM> *the mens are now at 5 meters, One is dressed in a big long cloak, the other is dressed in armor is weilding a Sword and a Shield* <GM> *The man in cloak is playing the flute* <^Grubber^> <w> "This guy is a mideavil times freak, I saw his books in the basement..." <Judas> <w> "Beautiful..." <^Grubber^> "Hail traviler!" <Judas> "Well, we got gu...what the f--" <GM> "??? Are ye a troll??" <^Grubber^> "Where might two adventueres find the nearest pub, that one can rest thier aching bodys with a pint of brew. It will help our sores much, and we would be ever so grateful." <^Grubber^> "Yes indeed, I am a troll...but I am a nice troll, and a smart troll, I start no trouble with anyone." <GM> "How did ye learn the human language???" <^Grubber^> "Uh...well...I...uh... <^Grubber^> " <^Grubber^> "This is the only language I know..." <GM> "And what might be those odd atire your wearing, and why are ye wearing the head of a cat???" <^Grubber^> "Oh, that is a mask, for the...uh, masquarade banquet..." <Judas> "I taught the troll to speak our language." <GM> "You two are odd, are ya from an other land?" <^Grubber^> "Well...I...guh..." <^Grubber^> "FRAG THIS!" <Judas> ((LOL)) (LOL): (Laugh Out Loud) <Judas> dnmfgnmfgnmkh <Judas> jsdfkbhfjggfjk <Judas> gkHAHAHAHAHA <GM> ((LOL)) (LOL): (Laugh Out Loud) <^Grubber^> "See how simple that was?" <GM> "Arg he's a mage run!!!!" <GM> "ARG!!" <GM> *The two men are now dead* <Judas> "I got his cool knight shit!" <^Grubber^> "Take what you want." <GM> Jude, you found a pouch full of gold <Judas> "Sweet." <GM> ((Sigh, I hate you guys...)) <Judas> "This should be worth QUITE a bit in good old Seattle." <GM> Nywayz, what are you two doing now? <Judas> "ONWARD!" <GM> ((lol)) (lol): (Laugh Out Loud) <Judas> ((hell <Judas> "YAR!" <Judas> "Grubber, my pet troll." <Judas> "No no..." <Judas> "Mook!" <^Grubber^> "Shhh...just keep with the story tell this shit is over..." <Judas> "You are Mook, my pet troll." <Judas> "Quiet MOOK!" <^Grubber^> "Mook, Grughadug a grrr..." <Judas> ((lol)) (lol): (Laugh Out Loud) <GM> *You keep walking, until you can see from affar a vilage* <Judas> "Hark, a village." <^Grubber^> "Grughahegadeg." <Judas> "Wait a while before we rape and pillage, man." <^Grubber^> "Rape, hehehehhe Grrrhgghhehghahghhehg gug." <Judas> "Shh.." <Judas> "Just look tame." <^Grubber^> "Mook be good." <Judas> "We need to get the info on this shit before we go and kill the lands." <Judas> "Keep your gun ready though." <GM> ?Are you going toward the vilage? <Judas> ((aye)) <GM> ((K)) <^Grubber^> ((Aye noble GM)) <Judas> "Here, play the flute or something." <GM> *at the door you can see a guard* <^Grubber^> ((Gams-Jams)) <Judas> "Shhh..>: <GM> *He stand's up and say "Halt Strangers!"* <Judas> "Uhhh...silence my pet troll...uhh..bard." <GM> ((brb, potty)) <^Grubber^> "Grughha...." <Judas> "Knock knock?" <GM> ((back)) <^Grubber^> "Greghabug...buh!" <Judas> "Shhh!" <Judas> "We'd like to enter the city." <GM> "What ye name may be, an' what ye want with thy vilage??" <Judas> "Village, whatever." <Judas> "Uhhh..." <GM> "An' where'd you from??" <^Grubber^> "Me MOOK" <GM> "Ha! He talks! he? <Judas> "I am Judas Pendragon, and this is my pet troll, Mook." <Judas> "I taught him a bit of our language, yes." <^Grubber^> "Hee hee hee, MOOK!" <Judas> "He does tricks too." <Judas> "But all we, err, I want is entrance." <Judas> "You know, check the place out." <Judas> "Maybe get wome wenches." <GM> "How can ya tame a troll? Troll's aren't able to live in society!!" <^Grubber^> "Mook is, Mook be gud!" <Judas> "This one's like a horse." <GM> "Troll's don't even have brains!!!" <Judas> "Well, I'm just one badass motherfucker." <^Grubber^> ((Drools even)) <Judas> "Now, can we go in now? <GM> "A-ith, you can pass, but won't ye cuz us trouble here, ya ear me?" <^Grubber^> "Mook be gud..." <Judas> "We won't." <Judas> "Thanks." <GM> "An' try to hid that hidous face of hus, ppl might get scared!" <Judas> "Bah!" <^Grubber^> "MOOK!" <Judas> "Shut up, you." <^Grubber^> "....be gud, mook be gud..." <GM> *As you walk the streets ppl see MOOK/Gruuber and hide in there houses* <Judas> "Okay, this ain't good." <^Grubber^> "NO BE FRAID OF MOOK! MOOK BE GUD!" <Judas> "IT'S ALRIGHT GOOD FOLKS OF UHH...VILLAGE VILLAGE!" <Judas> "THIS TROLL CAn"T HURT YOU!" <Judas> "WATCH!" <Judas> "Mook, dance." <Judas> <w> "Quick, do soemthing sweet." <GM> *Some kid crawls slowly to you* <GM> "cun i pet im?" <Judas> "Yeah sure." <GM> ((For realism, since most of the ppl in that we're iliterate, I will type phonetucally)) <Judas> ((i already do)) <^Grubber^> <w> "You owe me big..." <Judas> <w> "No shit." <GM> *The kid slowly put his hand on MOOK's belly and starts to pet it slowly* <Judas> "Come on, everyone." <^Grubber^> "mmmm...Mook be gud..." <Judas> "He's harmless, even the children can touch him." <GM> *A man in a cloak and pointy hat comes toward you...* <Judas> "Ah shit!" <Judas> "Uhh, hello, sorcerer." <GM> "That's quite a thing you've got there" <Judas> "Yup." <^Grubber^> "Me mook" <GM> "I've never seen a tamed troll, you're quite amazing lad" <Judas> "That's what the ladies say, yeah." <GM> "But I really think you should come with me, I have something that might interest you..." <Judas> "Like what?" <GM> "Walking around with a troll is never a good idea, I think I might have just the thing you need to be able to walk with him..." <Judas> "Grub...Mook, c'mon." <GM> "Unless you really want to make a fool of your friend..." <Judas> "Sorry kids, enough's enough." <^Grubber^> "Grubaduba...Mook..." <GM> The kids "HAW..." <Judas> ?this guy look like our target? <GM> No <Judas> "C'mon." <GM> *The man leads you in a old hut* <^Grubber^> "Mook not allowed inside?" <GM> *The man opens the door an invite you inside* <Judas> "If you can fit, man." <GM> "No he can come" <GM> *The old man closes the door, and invites you to sit down* <^Grubber^> "Mook sorry...chair too week." <GM> It's a really old hut, there's lot of bookcases that a mage back in seatle would drool to look at <Judas> "Hmmm..." <Judas> "Why'd you call Mook my friend, sorcerer?" <GM> *The old man looks at Grub and says "Okay you can stop acting like an idiot"* <^Grubber^> "Mook no friend?" <^Grubber^> "Mook not idiot! You idiot fat man!" <Judas> "Alright Grubber." <^Grubber^> "Oh damn," <GM> "There's been a lot of you ppl coming by our town these days" <Judas> ((((hehehehe)) <^Grubber^> "What the frag is up with you?!" <GM> "Sit down, I meant stop acting like a animal!" <^Grubber^> "Sorry..." <GM> "I know you're as civilized as you and I" <Judas> "Well then, can you get us home, now?" <GM> "Well, like I was saying, there's been this man, an elf, coming by our town lately, He didn't look like he's from nowhere..." <Judas> "Hmmm." <Judas> "Go on." <GM> "So I talked with him, He explained me he was from the future, and that he came here to relax, Though I have no idea how you can get out of here, the only thing I remember is seeing him drink some potion" <Judas> "When did he come through last?" <GM> "Mmm... I think it was last Orion" <Judas> "Uhhh..." <Judas> "C'mon man, english." <Judas> "Days..." <GM> "Two days ago" <Judas> "You know DAYS?" <Judas> "How often from there?" <GM> "Why are coming here, we don't need you ppl, you could realy ruin our world, I hope you didn <^Grubber^> I uh... <Judas> "You have any of that potion?" <^Grubber^> "I put one in the fridge..." <^Grubber^> "Dont have it with me...." <GM> 't do anything that might have told the world you were here..." <Judas> "Shit." <Judas> "Not really." <GM> "Mmm... I'm not sure, I think it was red, or blue, I'm not sure..." <Judas> "Just helped some travellers on their merry way." <^Grubber^> "Well...we, uh, sorta shot about 3 trolls, and 2 people walking around outside of town..." <GM> "Shot?" <Judas> "Grubber..." <Judas> "Uh..." <^Grubber^> "It means to help" <Judas> "We've killed.: <Judas> "I'm sorry, helped." <GM> ((LOL)) (LOL): (Laugh Out Loud) <Judas> "Not killed, ho ho ho, no, not killed." <GM> "Mmm... Oh, hehe, K..." <^Grubber^> "They asked who we were, and we explaned very carefully that we...uh, were adventurers from another town, and they were lost, so we...helped them find thier way..." <Judas> "Yup." <GM> "Like I said, I don't know how you will be able to get out of here, but I have a spell lock that could help you travel..." <Judas> "Do what?" <^Grubber^> ((BRB)) <GM> "They will change the way you look..." <Judas> "Hey man, I look jsut fine..." <GM> "You'll look more like ppl from our world" <Judas> "Hrmph." <Judas> "You're willing to help us like that?" <GM> "Yes I am, I don't want ppl to see you, you have no idea how much ppl are weak of mind here..." <GM> "And you don't want to get in trouble..." <Judas> "Alright then, lay it one me." <Judas> "Why not?" <GM> "The mana here is much stronger than where you're from, our mages are way stronger than yours.." <Judas> "Them magic, me lead." <Judas> "But that's cool." <GM> "Hoho, I wouldn't think that way, you might have your magic killing weapon, but I doubt that will do anything agaisnt some of us..." <Judas> "Maybe, maybe not." <Judas> "Hey, I ain't tryin' to cause any trouble." <GM> *The old man gives you a spell lock* <^Grubber^> ((Back)) <GM> "Now just let me activate it" <Judas> ?what do i look like? <GM> It's not activated yet <Judas> "I uhh, don't look any different, man." <Judas> ((shh, i know, but Judas doesn't__ <MDenham> ((a person in a six-foot monkey suit)) <^Grubber^> ((I gotta go in a couple of minutes.)) <GM> ((Grub, haw skank!)) <^Grubber^> ((School and all...)) <^Grubber^> ((:) <Judas> (9stay grub, it's 11:16 here)) <MDenham> ((school sucks ass :->)) <^Grubber^> ((Here too)) <GM> *The old man does some magic ebbie jebbie... <Judas> ((bah, stay till mignight)) <^Grubber^> ((Uh, I have to get up at 5AM)) <Judas> ((that's 5 hours)) <^Grubber^> ((BAH!)) <MDenham> ((and [oh joy] I have an AP test this Thursday [it's calculus... should be easy])) <GM> Jude, You're a 5 ft tall women <Judas> "UHHHHHH!" <GM> "Sorry it's the only one I had ready..." <^Grubber^> ((HAHA Lets get to what I look like b4 I go)) <MDenham> ((/me has his way with the female Judas)) <Judas> "Come on, now." <^Grubber^> ((uh...ok MDenham...)) <^Grubber^> "Well...what have you got for me?)) <GM> *The old man gives Grubber a Lock..." <^Grubber^> (( Those ))'s should be ")) <Judas> "I can blend better than bein' some bitch!" <GM> *He activates it* <Judas> "Pl;us i got the sword!" <GM> "I'm sorry, it's the only one I had ready..." <Judas> "And I want to have my way with some virigns!" <MDenham> ((heh)) <GM> *You see a very short Elf* <Judas> "HAH! Daisey Eater!" <^Grubber^> "I AINT NO FLOWER FUCKER, FRAGGER!" <GM> "Mmm... okay, if you want you could trade'em..." <^Grubber^> ((eh? eh? Pretty good eh?)) <MDenham> (("Hi, I'm an elf. No, I don't make toys for Santa, and no, I don't make cookies for Keebler. And if I get a thimbleful of tequila into me, I turn into a wild man.")) <^Grubber^> "No, Im fine with the elf," <^Grubber^> "Payback time..." <Judas> "'OOOO, look at my little pointed ears and my girly smile!' Nice, Grubber" <^Grubber^> ((Well, Im out now.)) <GM> "Mmm..." <GM> "Wait a minute I'll see if I don't.." <Judas> "Well, you don't got these!!" <MDenham> ((hmmm... have we come across any deadly nice-looking gardens yet?)) <GM> -<{ ^Grubber^ }>- When can you come back? <^Grubber^> Tomorrow. <GM> -<{ ^Grubber^ }>- So we can finish this <Judas> "Hands off!" <^Grubber^> "HAR HAR!" <MDenham> ((heh... some people are having too much fun being a woman.)) <Judas> "What'chu got, mage?" <^Grubber^> Lets finish this tomorrow, at 8 CST <GM> *The old man comes back with an other lock* <Judas> "Sweet." <Judas> "I like it!" <^Grubber^> "Whats that one of?" <GM> Huh how about 9 Est? <Judas> "Not for you!" <^Grubber^> ((Thats the same time...)) <MDenham> ((no kidding :->)) <GM> "I've found an other lock, would anyone lick to try it?" <MDenham> ((lick to?!)) <GM> Like! <^Grubber^> "Go for it Judas" <^Grubber^> "You can either stay with the lock that you have...or trade it all for whats in the box!" <Makes crowd cheering noises.> <GM> "You might like it more than the one you allready have..." <^Grubber^> Im out, <MDenham> ((nah... Judas makes a better woman :->)) <^Grubber^> bye <MDenham> ((although if this one makes him a 6'4" woman, then that's even better :-)) <GM> ((Do you wana try it b4 We end that gaming session?)) <GM> Mmm, guess not...
 * ^Grubber^ bolts off the path, and dives into the nearest bush.
 * Judas does so too
 * ^Grubber^ stands up.
 * Judas stays down
 * Judas has his manhunter out
 * Judas stands up, "I taught him."
 * Judas frowns and takes the mask off
 * ^Grubber^ slides off his mask.
 * ^Grubber^ pulls out his AK-97, and mows the two down.
 * ^Grubber^ laughs
 * ^Grubber^ picks up the two bodys, slings them over his shoulder, throws them in the bushes, and loots the corpses.
 * Judas pockets it
 * Judas heads the way they were headed
 * Judas brandishes the sword
 * ^Grubber^ follows.
 * Judas keeps a gun close at hand
 * ^Grubber^ tries his best to look like a mideavil troll, who has been captured and tamed by a respectable knight.
 * Judas just takes the sword/sheath, the gold, and a bit of funky-ass armor
 * Judas wlaks on
 * Judas walks
 * ^Grubber^ smiles.
 * ^Grubber^ pulls out his guitar, and gams a tune.
 * ^Grubber^ stops playing.
 * ^Grubber^ drools.
 * ^Grubber^ crawls around on the ground, eats some grass, rolls around on his back, and stares up lovingly at the guard.
 * ^Grubber^ drolls.
 * Judas smiles
 * Judas continues onward
 * Judas scratches behind Grubber's ears
 * ^Grubber^ shakes his hind leg.
 * ^Grubber^ does some softshoe.
 * ^Grubber^ slips and falls.
 * ^Grubber^ rolls around.
 * ^Grubber^ blows bubbles with his drool.
 * Judas boots his thigh slightly, whispering, "Enough drool, no ned to humiliate yourself, man."
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 * Judas stands by and watches, raising his arms in a festive manner
 * Judas, Race Relations advocate of Earthdawn
 * Judas watches him, ready to go for his pistol
 * ^Grubber^ rolls around.
 * Judas looks up
 * Judas follows, watching the way
 * Judas holds the sword around his side
 * ^Grubber^ squeezes through the door.
 * Judas looks aorund before sitting
 * ^Grubber^ sits down, breaks the chair under his weight, gibbles, and rolls around in some hay.
 * ^Grubber^ looks sad.
 * Judas watches the guy
 * ^Grubber^ stands up.
 * ^Grubber^ looks for a stronger chair to sit in, but instead leans against the wall.
 * Judas nods
 * Judas looks at Grubber and frowns
 * Judas smiles sincerely
 * Judas puts on the knight's helmet to cover his tattoos
 * Judas regards him
 * Judas nods
 * Judas cocks an eyebrow
 * Judas looks in the mirror
 * Judas wtches his reflection
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 * ^Grubber^ bitchslaps Judas, "Quiet! You're me bitch!"
 * ^Grubber^ looks in the mirror.
 * Judas looks at Grubber's reflection
 * ^Grubber^ looks at Judas and laughs.
 * Judas plays with his titties
 * ^Grubber^ grabs at Judas' titties, "Oh yes I do."
 * Judas teases the nipples of his new tits
 * Judas draws the sword
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 * ^Grubber^ has quit IRC ("Put a shirt on, you're scaring the children, and put some pants on, you're scaring the cat....")
 * Judas tries the new spell lock and watches his reflection in the mirror.